Don't judge me. I wasn't satisfied with 'Zero Prophecy'
Believe it! xD (ahahaha, so not funny x'D)
Disclaimer: Not moí
Umm… this IS a cross-over fic, but it's LOADS of different mangas thrown into this, so I didn't know what to put it under… So I just did normal DGM.
Btw, I'm looking for someone to read my stories before I post them and correct them, which is a good… thing… I reckon? That obviously means you'll have to read it before I post it and tell me what my most common mistakes are and yadda-yadda-yadda! SO! Just tell me if you're interested and I'll be glad to send the next chapter to you :3
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"Dude, make a left."
"You shut the fuck up."
"C'mon, make a left! What're you doing, you're going the wrong way!" Lavi flailed his arms about trying to catch Kanda's attention and pointing out the severity of making a wrong turn.
"I said shut the fuck up!"
"Urg.. Both of you just… use your indoor voices or something." Tyki lifted up the magazine he had placed over his head and peeked at the two teens in the front. They were bickering as usual, even though Lavi seemed to have a smile on the entire time probably enjoying the fact that Kanda was somewhat talking to him. He yawned and stretched his arms, moving up in his seat which caused the magazine to fall from his forehead to the bottom of the car.
Tyki took a gander into the seat next to him and found a curled up Allen against the car door with his seat belt on, tightly hugging his waist. His snoozing was inaudible but if you looked closely you could see his chest rise up and down with his lips slightly parted.
Currently the fearsome foursome were in a silver Ford driving through the streets of Trapani, Italy. Kanda at the wheel yelling at Lavi, said person in the shot-gun seat enjoying the view and his 'chat' with Kanda; Tyki in the back relaxing whilst looking out the window for signs or directions, and Allen in his little sweet spot snuggled up by the car door.
And what were these 3 teens and one guardian doing in Italy?
Well, to put it simply; they were looking for LiDL.
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Allen was awoken by the sound of his door hinges creaking, footsteps stomping in his direction and the rustle of clothes. He didn't even have time to panic or squeak because before he knew it a pair of hands had rested on his ankles and yanked him out of bed. The anonymous person had dragged Allen behind him through somewhere, Allen didn't know because when he had gotten pulled out of his bed his sheets had gotten tangled up and were wrapped around his head.
He tried pulling them off but before he succeeded he was thrown into a vehicle, most likely the backseat due to all the space when he landed and hit something soft on the either side which emitted a muffled groan. Finally being able to detach the sheets from his head he let the white cloths fall from his head into his lap and he was left gasping for air with his white ruffled hair and reddening cheeks. Not one moment passed before he was once again flung back and hit something soft again, clearly making out the sound of an engine and wheels running Allen came to the conclusion that he was in some sort of four-wheeled vehicle with a madman as a driver. He clung onto the closes thing he could get his hands on and felt silky soft, almost soothingly comforting—
…Kanda?
Right there in the seat next to him was Kanda all tied up using rope and a sort of green bandana wrapped around his mouth.
…
Oh no.
Green bandana.
Bloody hell, he always knew Lavi would be the death of him! Now he'd gone and done it; he'd kidnapped his two best friends and was probably driving them off a cliff in this very suffocating car.
"Ya okay back there, Allen-tan?"
Oh, so my murderer wishes to speak to me before his bloodbath? How amusing.
"L-lavi… I've always been good. I've always done good. I've always seen good! I've always said good, please oh please, let me do more good!"
"…What?"
Allen was about to reply when suddenly a harsh kick sent him flying into the side of the car which caused him to hit the door. Agonizing pain soared through his hip and side; he began to rub the spot gently whilst looking over to the cause of the injury. Kanda was smugly grinning with his eyes, the way you can tell when someone is really smiling or just flashing you a fake smile. His legs were tied up together but that didn't stop him from showing his undying hate towards Allen; at the moment he was actually glad that Lavi had tied the bastard up.
"Yuu-chan, be nice to Allen! We're doing this for him ya know!"
Kanda shot a death glare Allen's way.
"W-what? Why are we doing this for me? What have I ever done?"
The car began to slow down and Allen peered forward, he noticed a red light and turned his attention briefly towards Lavi in hope of getting a second or two to figure out what they were doing.
"Well, ya always complainin' 'bout Cross and yer debts and yadda-yadda-yadda! So I figured we show 'im that payback's a bitch."
"…I'm not exactly getting how kidnapping I and Kanda is the solution to my debt issues."
Lavi pressed his foot on the peddle again, increasing the speed of the car and turning the wheel as he changed lanes. He held out his hand outside the window and signalled for the car behind him to go around before looking back at Allen momentarily.
"Ya see, I figured we take his credit card, or cards, whateva, head down to the airport an' just travel to different places. Just jump on any random plane an' see where it takes us! Then, we put the bill under Cross' name!"
"…But Lavi, Cross has a fake name. Besides, I don't have his credit card…s."
"I already figured that! That's why I took the initiative of swipin' it myself from his room before kidnappin' ya, and about the whole fake name thang! Ya'know his fake name, ya just gotta tell us!"
Kanda's muffled protests were inaudible in the current conversation between Lavi and Allen. Not even kicking Lavi's seat earned himself a warning, a look or even a snort from the pair who were in the front; well actually, Lavi was driving and Allen was leaning in between the middle were the gap is.
"But, Cross will know it was me who gave up the name. I'm the one who pays his debts, only I know his fake name!"
"Exacta! And this is how he knows payback is a bitch!" Lavi held up his finger in front of him to help emphasize his point, during that time the wheel had rotated to the left and he had almost crashed into three different cars.
"Lavi, I don't think this is a bright idea. Just… Just drop me off here; I don't want to be a part of this."
Lavi slammed onto the breaks causing him, Allen and Kanda to crash forward into whatever was in front of them, and also stopping the traffic and the remaining cars that were situated behind him and were now thrown off by the sudden halt. Honking, beeping and curses were heard all throughout the lane but Lavi paid no attention to them.
"Whaddya mean ya ain't gonna do it?! C'mon ya gotta! This is payback! In the words of Nike, 'Just Do It', Allen! Just do it! Don't upset Nike!"
Allen rubbed his head in pain and hissed slightly under his breathe, not wanting his friend to worry about him he put on his most simple smile and turned his head in Lavi's direction.
"I know you want me to come, but this just seems very irresponsible to me. I don't want to be the cause of more debts to pay. I'm sorry."
"But Allen-tan… this is different! It ain't irresponsible at all! I got everythin'! I got passports, money, I speak practically every language in Europe! I even got clothes, snacks for the trip, coupons an' I even smuggled on Kanda's Mugen!"
Allen's jaw dropped as Kanda's eyes widened.
"You WHAT?! Lavi! Do you not realize how dangerous that is? Bringing a sword onto a plane is very dumb and immature!" Kanda began kicking Lavi's seat again, this time with a dying will to kill the fucking rabbit and throw his corpse into the depths of the sea from a very high cliff. Meanwhile Allen was continuing his scolding on Lavi.
"I thought you said you thought this through!"
"I never said that."
"Well something on the lines of that! Bloody hell, why would you bring the sword onto a plane?"
"Because if I di-in't then Kanda would probably kill me wif a water pipe, an' ya know that's so uncool! I mean I'm no big fan of swords ya'know, but let's face it; Katanas are way cooler than guns!"
This earned Lavi an approving nod from the Japanese teen tied up in the backseat of the car before he went back to kicking the shit out of Lavi's seat and muffling strings of colourful curses behind the green bandana.
"Lavi…" Allen rubbed his temples in a worrisome manner. "This isn't exactly th—" He was interrupted by the noise of someone knocking on the car window, and Lavi turned down the window and allowed everyone to get a view of the stranger.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing, you're holding up the entire lane!" Lavi then put on his fake apologetic face. Hopefully this would get them out of this mess easier than Lavi being his usual dumbass self and getting them involved in an unnecessary fight between a stranger.
"I'm so sorry, sir! Ya see, my lover 'ere," He nodded his head in Allen's direction and the stranger looked at them both as if he'd seen an alien. "And I haven't exactly been on the best of terms." The stranger took a moment to absorb the given information before shaking his head and placing his hands on the hood of the car.
"Look! I don't care what you and your lover are up to! Just get this car moving so everyone can get out, you hear?" Allen leaned in towards Lavi and whispered in his ear.
"What the hell are you doing…?! Don't make things bloody worse…! Just go…!" Lavi's grin was so bright right then I swear to God, even the sun couldn't hold enough pwnage to take down the red-head.
"N'awwh, but Allen-tan! I won't 'fix'," he let the word fix slowly roll off his tongue, "our relationship 'til ya agree that we go to airport! Ya know what I want… hunn." Lavi winked flirtatiously at the younger teen who turned a light crimson colour and muttered some incoherent nonsense under his breathe. Finally turning to the random stranger once more he shook his head in a disapproving manner before he spoke.
"I'ma sorry, my lover doesn't seem to agree with me. He's bein' a real bitch."
"LAVI!" Allen snapped at the red-head who was just playing along in his act. He coolly continued to converser with the stranger.
"Yes honey. Heh. Women ya'know?"
"…Why is there a man tied up in the backseat of your car?" Lavi lost his cool and stared astonished at the stranger who was concentrating on Kanda's figure in the back, sitting silently with a death glare that seemed to penetrate through Lavi's seat and burn a mark into the red-head's back.
"…He's onto us!" Lavi turned to Allen who was gesturing with his hands forward in a ferocious manner.
"Drive, drive, drive!"
And they sped away leaving a very confused yet pissed off stranger by the side of the lane. Still, the traffic was moving now and that counted as something positive in Lavi's book of good deeds.
Somewhere ahead of the road Lavi pulled into an empty car lot and parked in an empty space; he shifted the gear so it was in reverse and took out the key from the keyhole. He pocketed the silver object in his pocket and patted it before turning around and facing Allen who was still in the gap between the two front seats.
"…Sooooo?"
"Lavi. I thought I made my feelings about this quite clear. I don't want to be involved in this!"
"Wha?! But c'mon! It'll be fun! Even Yuu-chan agreed to it!" He motioned towards the Japanese man who was still kicking Lavi's seat; apparently it seemed to be the only form of enjoyment he got around here.
"See, he's havin' a blast!" Allen shot him an obvious look that stated he was lying, or to put t accurately, sugar-coating it. Still Lavi grinned his usual grin and continued his rant on convincing Allen to come… wherever. "Allen-tan, ya'know this is for da best! It'll be real good too and ya get to experience new places! I promise, it'll only be for the summer and we'll have a memorable journey! 'Kay?"
"Lavi, this is not for the best, honestly. And I could get in serious trouble if I went through with this, not to mention we don't have any legal guardians who can watch over us!" Okay, maybe that wasn't the best argument, but Lavi had partly won him over with the whole 'putting the bills on Cross for once' speech. He really wanted to do that and show his Master that what goes around comes around. But still, he couldn't exclude the fact that they would get in severe trouble if someone ever found out about the three of them and it could conclude in them getting harmfully punished. However, if they had a guardian it wouldn't be as bad because they had someone watching over them and observing their every move.
"…So that's all ya need? A guardian?" There was silence before Allen nodded.
"That's all I need."
"…Alrighty then!" Lavi turnd around in his seat, took out the car key and plugged it into the keyhole before twisting it and hearing the engine purr. He then backed out of the parking spot and drove down the road to a certain acquaintance's house, all the while ignoring Kanda's thrashes to his beloved car.
The bitch was going to pay for the repair.
Tyki was peacefully asleep in his bedroom when once again Lavi barged in, much like he had done in Allen's room, captured Tyki around the waist and dragged him out of the bed and blocking out the painful groans the older man gave away. His sheets were also clutched in his hands and Tyki was refusing to let them go, which didn't really matter to Lavi because his main objective was to get Tyki out of bed (1) and into his car with Allen and Kanda. He successfully managed to haul Tyki down his stairs, out through the door and down the street and shove Tyki into the front seat. He then went around the car and hopped into the front seat, turned on the engine and drove towards the airport.
"I got our guardian!"
"Lavi, what the he—"
"Lavi. Why am I in your car?" Tyki had spoken. Allen stared at Lavi waiting for an answer bur was only greeted by a blush. At first he was confused over why the red-head would blush during such a situation, but when he looked over to Tyki he realized that he wasn't wearing a shirt. Just underwear and his sheets wrapped around his waist.
…Hello Kitty underwear.
"U-um… well ya'see.. Um! Allen, Kanda, me and ya are gonna travel! Just for a lil' bit, 'kay?" He held up his hand and separated his thumb and index finger just a bit.
"…Not okay."
"C'mon, Tyki pleaaaase! I dun wanna have to convince ya too!"
"Lavi. I'm in a car with three brats and I have no idea where the hell we're going to 'travel'. I want out." Tyki began to scoot closer to the car door which was still speeding down the highway.
"Wait! If ya come wif us ya dun hafta help Lulubell wif ze wedding!" Tyki didn't move. It was obvious he'd already decided to stay. The three teens all knew that Tyki hated weddings, and he hated marriages even more; but what he hated the most was planning a wedding with his arranged fiancée! Lulubell was selected from a fine line of women who had all come to Tyki, each one of them wealthier than the next and in hope of getting picked by the Duke to be Tyki's forever and ever lover. Lavi was disappointed at first when he heard that Tyki's wife had been selected because lately he'd been having odd feelings towards the older male; at first he thought they were just stomach aches, but later he came to the conclusion that it was just a phase. It had lasted for 3 months now and Lavi was starting to have his doubts that it was still a phase, and mainly because his male crush was only on one single male.
"So I heard ya comin' wif us, Tyki?" The satisfaction in his voice was evident, and even Kanda cringed at the sound of it. Tyki however remained seated and continued to stare out the window.
"…So, all we need ya for is to be our guardian. Just watch over us an' observe out movements and that's it!"
"…That's it?"
"That's it." Lavi nodded approvingly.
"…I can do that."
"I know ya can, that's why I chose ya! Oh! We're here!" And Lavi slammed on the breaks once more. He took out the key from the keyhole and opened the car door, locking the doors behind him as Allen dragged Kanda out of the backseat. Tyki shut the door behind him and looked around the parking lot airport; there were about 20 cars, but no more. Well, he didn't really expect much considering it was around… 2 A.M. and it was a Wednesday night… Thursday morning. Tyki took a moment to glance down at himself and noticed his lack of clothing in time before the four males paraded into the airport departure unit.
"Uhh… Lavi. How about some clothes here?" Lavi shot a look at Tyki and flashed him with a sincere smile.
"Why darlin'? I think yer Hello Kitty underwear is just fabou-!" And he burst out laughing. Embarrassed Tyki walked around the car to the trunk and clicked it open from beneath, slowly bringing the top up he dove down into the dark shadows of the back trunk and rummaged through all the trash. He found a water pump, a toothbrush, a didgeridoo and a few backpacks and a shoulder bag.
"Oi. What are these bags for?"
"The trip man! Shoulder bag is Yuu-chan's, two backpacks are mine an' Allen-tan's!"
"…Where's my bag?"
"…I was in a hurry." Tyki picked up the backpacks and shoulder bag and dropped them to the ground before shutting the back trunk of the vehicle. He rummaged through one of the backpacks and fished out a white sweater with the ends a little split. Satisfied with his option he hauled on the sweater and straightened out the cloth so it wouldn't leave any wrinkles; then once more he dragged out a pair of black, comfortable pants and proceeded to put them on too.
Meanwhile Allen was still standing by the car, leaning against the door with Kanda in his arms and desperately trying to hold up his weight. It's not easy to hold up the weight of a something kilos Japanese bitch in your arms.
Believe me.
"Allen-tan! Ya can bring Yuu-chan over 'ere to moí! I'll take care of 'im!" Lavi waved with his hand on the opposite of the car and Allen quickly decided it was a wise choice to get rid of the Japanese teen in his arms, no matter how comfortable and warm his heat was against his chest. Allen pulled on Kanda's ropes which were tied around his arms and waist, going all the way down to his legs and obviously, the bandana around his mouth which had made him incapable of uttering a single word of sin.
Finally he reached Lavi and dropped Kanda in his arms, rotating his sore arms in a clockwise direction and inhaled a few sharp breathes whilst taking in the scenery. To be honest he's never been on a plane; mainly because he's read of so many crashed and accidents happening in planes, but the other most obvious reason was that he couldn't afford it with all the debts he was paying off.
"Oi, Allen-tan!" Lavi's voice snapped Allen out of his thoughts. H turned around to see the red-head waving at him from afar; he and Tyki were already by the entrance with Kanda perched on Lavi's shoulder an furiously trying to wriggle out of the red-head's grip. Allen quickly jogged over to the trio and slowed down as he approached the entrance to the airport, the light was shining out and the doors slid open when the three males stepped onto the dark rubber matt. Lavi look around until he found Allen walking to the left of him, looking from side to side of the airport and absorbing the sights we was seeing.
"Allen-tan,
ya realize ya gotta tell us Cross' fake name now." Tyki was
either ignoring the comment or was still sleepy, and therefore
sleep-walking which is probably why he was heading towards the
newspaper stand in the middle of the airport without slowing down his
speed.
"Mmm… yeah. It's Justin Credible."(2)
"…Ohohoho, Cross' ya pretty feckin' amazin' bastard!"
And Tyki crashed into the newspaper stand causing several magazines to fall atop of him and the cardboard stand to fall apart.
Justin Credible paid for the repairs.
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1 – wtf are yew doing, bi-ATCH!! DD:
2 – Justin Credible JustinCredible Just inCredible
Get it??? 8DD
R&R is much appreciated!
BTW; all of these adventures that I'm writing now come from genuine experience. Who knew 8 days in Italy could give me the BEST story ideas and adventures for our dangerous duo couples! xDD
…and another bt BIG w; this is a crossover fic, I just don't know which one so I put it under DGM… It's actually more like random anime characters&&my friends showing up in the show.. perhaps you if you help me with the country you're in.. which also means I need people from different countries to help me with the language, sights and perhaps recommend who should show up in what country~
Lik you might see Gokudera with Lambo somewhere… Edward will definitely meet Allen yo! xD Sauce-gay might accidentally get pushed in front of a bus by my sensei-sama… just all these random things, 'kay? :3
