Chapter One: The Relevant Caterpillar
The gang got their grade reports.
Harry said: "I was taking maths?"
On the WPA (wizarding point average) scale, Ron got "Intelligent Sandwich", Harry got "The Chosen One" and Hermione got "Human Wand." Nobody wanted to know what Hermione's WPA meant.
Then they all ate dumb sandwiches. Not one sandwich was chicken. What a waste.
