Oh come to the salty ferret,

Come and bring your parrot,

Come no matter your merit,

Come to the salty ferret,

And if you don't like our grog ,

You may have to where-it,

Oh come break open a cask

And poor yourself a flask

At the ferrets salty mask

Come to this tavern on the brine

Or you'll break this heart oh mine.

Oh come to the salty ferret,

Come and bring your parrot,

Come no matter your merit,

Come to the salty ferret,

And if you don't like our grog ,

You may have to where-it,