'Ping!'
The elevator doors opened and in walked a tall La Push boy with dark hair. Just as the doors were about to close, a middle aged man in a tattered cloak put his hand in the door and smoothly stepped into the elevator.
"Level 15 please."
The dark haired boy punched in the number, along with his level, floor 14.
"Hey! You're the werewolf guy from the Harry Potter books! I thought you were just a fictious character! Wow!" The boy shouted, pointing at middle-aged man who looked rather tired, blonde hair almost completely gray.
Remus Lupin looked up. "Yeah, and you're Jacob Black?" He raggedly laughed. "You're a werewolf too, if I assume correct?"
"You assume correct!" Jacob excitedly breathed.
"I am happy that I am not the only of that creature in existence."
Jacob looked happy. "Me too. Besides the La Push werewolves, I've never met another werewolf."
"What do you eat when you, you know change?"
"I just eat normal people food. But I have to say, mountain goat is not bad at all. You should try some."
Lupin nodded. "Maybe I will."
"Um…what do you eat?"
Lupin replied: "fish."
There was an awkward silence.
"So how do you feel about being a werewolf?" Lupin inquired.
Jacob shrugged. "Its not that bad. I mean, being a werewolf meant that I couldn't be with the girl I really wanted to imprint, but you have it worse. You are pretty much a savage creature who cannot control himself without a large sum of potion, and probably whiskey."
That struck a nerve.
Lupin smiled. "At least I am also a wizard. And, I have a wand, and can fly a broomstick."
"Yeah, well, I can heal super fast." Jacob glared.
"Ha. That's nothing."
" You have no powers without a freaking stick and broom!"
"Well, I am with the woman I love!" Lupin snapped. "You lost her to Edward Cullen! You're pathetic!"
Jacob sputtered. "Me? Pathetic? I thought I was good enough for Bella, and you thought you weren't good enough for Tonks!"
"Dog!" Lupin roared.
"Bigger dog!" Jacob roared back.
"Idiot!"
"Vermin!"
"Disgrace!"
"Boob!"
The little boy in the corner of the elevator, clutching a colorful lollipop in his hand began crying.
"Abomination!"
"Stupid!"
"Chicken!"
'Ping!'
"Level 14." A monotone female voice over the loudspeaker said.
Lupin glared.
Jacob glared.
"See you around." Jacob said, rather hostile.
"Yeah, have a nice day." Lupin spat.
Jacob turned heel and stomped out of the elevator.
And so begins a wonderful friendship.
