Truth or Dare Olympus Style

I wrote this story with my friends and so I must give credit to Alanna HunterofArtemis3 and Thalia Grace DaughterofZeus13

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Disclaimer: Me: I don't want to say it.

Friends: We dare you to say it.

Me: Fine I do not own Percy Jackson. *Sigh

Ch.1

Poseidon's POV

Sigh. This is what you get when Hades and Zeus have a disagreement. Rain. That WON'T. GO. AWAY. So now I was stuck in Apollo's house… with Athena. Great. Well, at least it wasn't just Athena. Apollo, Artemis, Hestia, Hermes, Aphrodite, and Ares were there as well.

We were all just sitting around in Apollo's TV room, bored. We sat for a while just doing nothing. Then Apollo broke the silence, randomly suggesting Truth or Dare. Artemis groaned, but, as we had nothing better to do, we all sat in a circle. Apollo laid down the rules: Nothing requiring us to go outside, nothing inappropriate. Artemis then added in that they could not make her break her vows.

"What happens if we won't do our dares?" I asked.

"You have to listen to an hour of Apollo's poetry." Artemis suggested.

Apollo glared at her. "Or, we could have to sit out in the rain for a minute."

"How about we have to do new dare that we can't refuse." Athena suggested.

Everyone nodded in agreement, so we began. "Poseidon, truth or dare?" Apollo asked me.

"Dare."

"I dare you to eat three slices of pie in three minutes." He went to the kitchen and came back with three slices of cherry pie. Ick. I some how managed to shovel them down my throat with out barfing…too much. We continued.

"Hestia, Truth or Dare" I asked.

"Truth."

"Have you ever let the hearth at Olympus go out?"

"W-well. I d-did o-once. B-but it was at the beginning, before I had much practice!" She stammered out. "Aphrodite, truth or dare?" she asked, quickly changing the subject.

"Dare."

"Take off all your makeup."

Aphrodite gasped dramatically, and walked to the bathroom, as though it were her death sentence. She came back a moment later, and I could hardly tell anything had changed. "Athena, truth or dare?"

"Dare," Athena said confidently.
"I dare you to go spend seven minutes in the closet with Poseidon." Oh no. I could tell this would end badly.

Athena sighed. "Come on Poseidon." She walked towards the closet.

I followed her, in somewhat of a stupor. I had been sure she would refuse, which made me even more frightened. She opened the door and stepped inside. The door shut. For a while we just sat there in silence. Then we got to talking, which turned into yelling, which turned into her fist landing in my eye. "Di Imortales!" I exclaimed. "That hurt!"

"Well, what did you expect?" She still looked annoyed, but a little hurt at the same time.

"I don't know, but I mean you're the goddess of wisdom, I sure as Hades' didn't expect you to be strong!" At that she turned and stormed out of the closet. I wasn't sure if our time was up, but at that moment I didn't particularly care.

"Artemis, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What was your real relationship with Orion?"

"We were JUST friends! Seriously! Why are people so obsessed with this?" She crossed her arms in front of her chest, and angrily asked Ares, "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

An evil smile played across Artemis' face. I was afraid, and I wasn't even the one being dared. "I dare you…" she paused dramatically, "to wear Aphrodite's' make up for the rest of the game.

Ares' eyes widened, but, never one to back down from anything, went to the bathroom with Aphrodite. A moment later he came back out looking ridiculous. We all burst out laughing, except Athena, which was no surprise since she never laughed. However, I do think I saw her smile a little. It made her look a little less frightening, but not much. Anyway, Ares glared at us all before sitting down.

"Apollo, truth or dare?" Ares growled.

"Truth."

"Have you ever actually won an argument with Artemis?"

"Yes."

Artemis glared at him. "No." he admitted. "Truth or dare Hermes?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever mixed up some one's letters?"

"Yes. The funniest was when I accidentally gave Athena a love letter Percy had written to Annabeth." Athena grimaced slightly at the memory.

"Artemis, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever accidentally told Apollo his music was good?"

"Yes once when we were arguing it got so that we were just contradicting each other and he said his music was bad and I didn't notice so I said it was good and Poseidon truth or dare?" All of which was said in one breath.

"Truth." I really did NOT want a dare from Artemis.

"What happened in the closet that caused you to get a black eye?"

"I, um, I'm not sure. Athena?"

"You, um, I can't remember. We fight so much it all just sort of blends together," she answered.

"Hestia, truth or dare?"

"Dare." She answered.

"Sit in the fire for the rest of the game."

"Why, you know it won't hurt me."

"Because it amuses me." It really does.

"Really Poseidon?" Athena asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes."

"OK." Hestia shrugged, and sat in the fire.

"Apollo, truth or dare."

"Dare."

"Play us some music."

"NOOOOOOOO" Everyone shouted. Apollo looked offended.

"Well, since everyone objects don't sing for the rest of the game." Everyone let out a sigh of relief.

He gave a small humph of annoyance. He turned to Athena. "Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"

She turned to Ares, however before anything more than "Ares-" could leave her mouth, he interrupted.

"Truth."

I was surprised. He'd always seemed more of an "I'm-so-brave-I-always-choose-dare" kind of person. Athena grinned, evilly. His eyes widened slightly, but he didn't back down. "Did you ever have a stuffed animal? If so, what was it, and when did you get rid of it?"

"Well, I might have had a pink stuffed elephant until I started going out with Aphrodite, and she made me get rid of it. And I might still, erm, have it in the, ah, closet," he muttered.

I tried to stifle my laughter, we all did, but it was too much. We burst out laughing. I even noticed Athena biting her lip, trying not to laugh. In the end, like all of us, she lost her internal war, and collapsed in a fit of laughter.

A/N So this is all for now. I will update as soon as my friends and I can get together and write more.