One day Pinky and Wings were walking down Diagon Alley when they were accosted by a very excited house elf by the name of Dobby.
"Dobby knows what you's been doing. Dobby always knows what you'd be doing and Dobby wishes to help."
Pinky and Wings looked at each other shocked before bending down and whispering a plan to Dobby.
"Got that?" Wings asked.
Poor Dobby's head was nodding so fast that they feared he would lose it.
"Yes Miss Wings, Dobby has to f..-"
"NOO don't say it! We don't want those readers to find out just yet. They have to follow the plot" Pinky exclaimed.
"Sorry Miss Pinky."
"It's fine Dobby, you weren't to know. You go and do your job and then find us when your done" Pinky told Dobby.
*Ping*
"Soo do you recon it's time to get the popcorn now or later?" Wings asked Pinky.
"Later" came the reply.
*Ping*
"Arghhhhh Vernon! Vernon, there's a disgusting beast in the living room" Petunia Dursley screeched.
"Petunia dear, I know Dudley's ugly but is there any need to call him a beast?" Dudley shouted from the kitchen.
"Dad!" whined Dudley. "She's talking about the alien! Can we keep him? It would be so cool, I could have something that none of my friends do."
"DOBBY IS NOT AN ALIEN! Dobby is a house elf that has been sent to punish you!"
The Dursley's started to shake in fear of what this 'thing' could do to them.
*snap* Petunia was turned into a rubber version of her namesake
*crackle* Dudley was turned into a rubber packet of crisps.
*pop* Vernon was turned into a rubber donut.
All the while Dobby was cackling like an insane Witch.
Mwaahahahahaha
Whilst Dobby dealt with the Dursley's, 5 other elf's were busy dealing with the following:
Malfoy Sr- Got turned into a rubber version of his cane.
Malfoy Jr- Got turned into the hair gel he loves so much.
Lockhart - Got turned into the hair curlers he loves so much.
Umbridge- Got turned into a rubber frog.
Voldemort- Got turned into a rubber snake.
*ping*
"Dobby is back with the b.. 'ingredients' Miss Pinky and Wings", laughed Dobby as he put the objects on the table.
"Cheers Dobby, now Pinky do you remember what we do next? We…-" Wings was cut off by an irritable Pinky.
"YES! We melt all of the objects into mush and then transfigure them into 2 bludgers for the Hogwarts Quidditch set! Happy now?" Pinky said in exasperation.
Wings looked sheepish. "I may have forgotten the plan and hoped to get a reaction, it worked didn't it? Wait what's with the Snake? No Pinky don't.. noooooooooooo! Pinky, please you know I don't, Pinky!"
Pinky let out an evil laugh. "That soon got rid of her didn't it Dobby?"
"Miss Pinky scared Miss Wings away and so Dobby must now take his revenge on Miss Pinky in Miss Wings' honour. Goodbye" Dobby suddenly gets out a chainsaw and hacks Miss Pinky to bits.
Mwaahahahahaha
