Quick fic
Wendy hey!
Cortez30 huh
Wendy yeah you
Cortez how the hell can you see me
Wendy why the fuck have you been ignoring us
Cortez I'm sorry
Wendy fuck you are
Cortez: "starts crying"
Wendy: what's wrong Cortez?
Cortez: my names matt
Wendy: I'm sorry matt
Matt: "sniff" your serious
Wendy yes "hold out hug"
Matt: "excepts hug"
Kyle: hey why are you hugging her your mine
Matt: huh
Wendy: yeah huh
Kyle: he's gay for me
Matt: I'm noooooot gay
Wendy: could have fooled me
Stan: yeah me 2
Matt: dude where the fuck are you guys coming from
Stan: we destroyed the 4th wall for answers
Matt: well this stupid error 2 happens and I can't update
Stan: oh I'm sorry can't you fix this
Matt: are we having this conversation
Stan: yeah
Matt: there we go
Stan: good
Kyle: so you're not gay
Matt: NO
Wendy: then why is Kyle your favorite
Matt: causes he's awesome he stands up to cartmen
Kyle: "blushes"
Wendy: then why did you make him gay
Kyle: YEAH
Matt: because everyone does plus on the show there ain't no gay kids only adults and there are retarded
Wendy: then you must love me
Matt: nah you're my 2nd favorite but your Stans girl
Wendy: then who do you like
Matt: uh
Stan: Wendy lay off he doesn't have to tell if he don't want to
Wendy: PLEZ for me
Matt: Bebe
Bebe: "giggles
Wendy: really her
Bebe hey
Matt: oh boy
Wendy: I'm just confused I'm prettier than her
Bebe: EXCUSE ME BITCH
Wendy: YOU HEARD ME
Kyle: damn 5 bucks on Wendy
Matt: your own
5 mins of off screen hair ripping and face clawing
Wendy: I'm sorry Bebe
Bebe: I'm sorry Wendy
The girls hug one another then Wendy collapses from exhaustion
Matt: HA
Kyle: bull shit you're the author
Matt: duh don't bet on the guys writing
Bebe: can you heal her now
Matt: shit sorry
Wendy wakes up from her nap fells like a million bucks
Wendy: asshole
Stan: Wendy be careful he could write a lemon about you
Wendy: so I'm not afraid of sex
Bebe: yeah but he's a straight guy probably single
Matt: I resent that
Bebe: oh so you're not single
Matt: oh I am I just don't like being called out
Wendy: typical pervert
Matt: ham I wonder how a Bendy would sound
Wendy: I'm sorry
Matt: I'm still thinking about it because we have fans….i think
Bebe: fine 10 reviews for this shitty thing and I will have sex with Wendy
Wendy: "blushes"
Stan: "blushes"
Kyle: "yawn" boring
Matt: don't make me turn you straight
Kyle: you couldn't cause so far your fan base all 6 of them like me as a homosexual so that I stick out from the rest of the crowd and changing writing styles might hurt you fan base past the point of no return
Matt: …..dude you might be a father
Kyle: so you also have my butt fuck Stan
Stan: WHAT THE FUCK SPOILERS
Kyle: woops
Matt: great now people are going to rage
Wendy: like they haven't already I mean you haven't updated in a good 48 hours people are used to you updating every like 10 hours
Matt: well Wendy by the time people read this it might be longer than 48 hours plus this is a good time for people to catch their breath and read mine and other amazing fanfic on the internet
Stan: oh you mean like whereistheark who gave you a shout out
Matt: ….maybe
Kyle: yeah that was sweet
Matt: seriously thank you for the shout out and if you have any ideas for my fictions don't be afraid to pick at my brain as long as death and break up doesn't happen cause I hate when friends fight unless there women who cat fight
Wendy: perv
Matt: Bitch
Wendy: BRING IT ON
Matt and Wendy duke it out off screen
Bebe: yeah sorry about that folks and we here thank you for being patient on us for our screw up hopefully you didn't wait long but if you did we apologized but to let you know he has continued to…..WENDY STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIM…write no matter the problem he has probably finished writing chapter 2 of mystery father…..DAMN IT KYLE GET THE HOSE TO COOL THEM OFF…..and maybe chapter 3 so yeah thank you for waiting and if you will excuse me Wendy has a dick in her at the moment
A/N I hope you enjoyed this random thing I wrote if you want me to do this again in the future maybe a Q&A then let me know via review or PM if not then I will ask again in the future oh and the character is not my dirty thoughts I thought that would be funny thank you for being patient and I love you all
