What Would Have Happened if the Ronin Warriors and the Warlords Entered
Projects Into the Saint Clair County Science Fair (Do we really want to
know?) As Figured By Celeste Wegrzyn and Ashley Polio (Carefully Recorded
by Celeste Wegrzyn)
Hmmm. what an interesting title. (Note: ideas in blue are mine and ideas in purple are Ashley's.) Well, anyway, I suppose we should start by saying the type of projects everyone would have had (just for the record): Rowen, Cye, and Kento would have all been in the same group. Nobody can see their project because Kento's McDonald's wrappers are piled too high. If you ask Cye, he will just mumble something about "Kento's eating habits". Sage would have a project that is something about light, and how light affects certain things, and he would be in the corner of the room engrossed in a book paying no attention to anything. Anubis would have a project so complicated nobody would understand it. Dais would have a professional- looking project on illusion something or other [delusions of grandeur? (Think Don Quixote)]. Sekhmet's project would be a very sloppy thing on snakes and venom (don't ask). And, of course, you are probably wondering about Ryo and Cale. Ryo wouldn't have bothered and Cale. Um. His would be a plain white board with little scratchy pencil streaks and eraser marks all over it. His wouldn't have even made it to Saint Clair County. but that's where it all begins.
About 6:30, Cale sneaks in with his pathetic (sorry) little project. Since Matt Scott never showed up, he sets it up in Matt Scott's place. He tries to smooth down his hair, but it keeps popping back up. He pulls out a bottle of Extra-Strong-Hold Mousse and uses all of it to try to keep his hair down. Of course, ten seconds later it just springs right back up. Everybody is looking at him like he is nuts. No further comment. Dais is starting to get bored so he jumps up to the ceiling, and the judges immediately start yelling at him to get down. I start yelling at the judges to stop yelling at him because he can do whatever the hell he wants. Sekhmet has brought a bottle of beer in a paper bag and he has refilled it about five times by now. He is sleeping under the table, unavailable for comment. He has his thumb in his mouth and a blankie and a little stuffed snake. Ha. Cye just got hit in the head with another McDonald's wrapper, so he pulls out a spoon and whacks Kento over the head. Dais is teasing me because of my pathetic project, so I crawl under the table, crying. I start yelling at him for teasing you and he looks very confused. Then I crawl back out and hit him over the head with a chair. I don't know who to yell at so I just yell at both of you (although I doubt very much Dais can hear because he is unconscious.) Cale is getting mad because the judges are not judging his "project". He pulls out his sword and slashes his board to bits. Then he grabs you and throws you out the window. My dad walks in and he's like "Who are these people?" So I'm like, "It's okay dad, it's just these guys from a cartoon show we watch." and I'm all covered in cuts and scrapes from being thrown out the window. Cye is still beating Kento over the head with his spoon. Rowen finally wakes up and he jumps out the window to save you from the Wrath of Cale. Cale of Light, that is. A large battle ensues after Cale and Rowen and I are back inside the building. Dais would be becoming conscious right about now, and he'd be like, "What the ---- is going on?" Sage is still in the corner, reading his book, not paying any attention to what is going on. Cale destroys the building with his Black Lightning Slash and we are all saved. I'd think we'd all be dead by then.
Hmmm. what an interesting title. (Note: ideas in blue are mine and ideas in purple are Ashley's.) Well, anyway, I suppose we should start by saying the type of projects everyone would have had (just for the record): Rowen, Cye, and Kento would have all been in the same group. Nobody can see their project because Kento's McDonald's wrappers are piled too high. If you ask Cye, he will just mumble something about "Kento's eating habits". Sage would have a project that is something about light, and how light affects certain things, and he would be in the corner of the room engrossed in a book paying no attention to anything. Anubis would have a project so complicated nobody would understand it. Dais would have a professional- looking project on illusion something or other [delusions of grandeur? (Think Don Quixote)]. Sekhmet's project would be a very sloppy thing on snakes and venom (don't ask). And, of course, you are probably wondering about Ryo and Cale. Ryo wouldn't have bothered and Cale. Um. His would be a plain white board with little scratchy pencil streaks and eraser marks all over it. His wouldn't have even made it to Saint Clair County. but that's where it all begins.
About 6:30, Cale sneaks in with his pathetic (sorry) little project. Since Matt Scott never showed up, he sets it up in Matt Scott's place. He tries to smooth down his hair, but it keeps popping back up. He pulls out a bottle of Extra-Strong-Hold Mousse and uses all of it to try to keep his hair down. Of course, ten seconds later it just springs right back up. Everybody is looking at him like he is nuts. No further comment. Dais is starting to get bored so he jumps up to the ceiling, and the judges immediately start yelling at him to get down. I start yelling at the judges to stop yelling at him because he can do whatever the hell he wants. Sekhmet has brought a bottle of beer in a paper bag and he has refilled it about five times by now. He is sleeping under the table, unavailable for comment. He has his thumb in his mouth and a blankie and a little stuffed snake. Ha. Cye just got hit in the head with another McDonald's wrapper, so he pulls out a spoon and whacks Kento over the head. Dais is teasing me because of my pathetic project, so I crawl under the table, crying. I start yelling at him for teasing you and he looks very confused. Then I crawl back out and hit him over the head with a chair. I don't know who to yell at so I just yell at both of you (although I doubt very much Dais can hear because he is unconscious.) Cale is getting mad because the judges are not judging his "project". He pulls out his sword and slashes his board to bits. Then he grabs you and throws you out the window. My dad walks in and he's like "Who are these people?" So I'm like, "It's okay dad, it's just these guys from a cartoon show we watch." and I'm all covered in cuts and scrapes from being thrown out the window. Cye is still beating Kento over the head with his spoon. Rowen finally wakes up and he jumps out the window to save you from the Wrath of Cale. Cale of Light, that is. A large battle ensues after Cale and Rowen and I are back inside the building. Dais would be becoming conscious right about now, and he'd be like, "What the ---- is going on?" Sage is still in the corner, reading his book, not paying any attention to what is going on. Cale destroys the building with his Black Lightning Slash and we are all saved. I'd think we'd all be dead by then.
