Hot Kool Aid reenactment
starring; Aleu and Kodi from Balto (note; both Aleu and Kodi are anthropomorphs for this skit)
I do not own either characters or this skit, they belong to their respectful owners
*Aleu is in the kitchen reading the newspaper, Kodi walks up to the counter with a pot and holding a cup*
Kodi: Morning, Aleu.
Aleu: Hello, Kodi.
Kodi: I made a pot of Kool Aid.
Aleu: *blinks and gives Kodi a weird look* You don't make a pot of Kool Aid.
Kodi: Well I-I did.
Aleu: Is it hot?
Kodi: Maybe, maybe not.
Aleu: It's hot, isn't it?
Kodi: *accidently spills Kool Aid on the floor* Yeah, but...
Aleu: *raises eyebrow* Hot Kool Aid?
Kodi: I could put some ice in it if you'd like.
Aleu: Oh, no, I'm not thirsty.
Kodi: Aleu!
Aleu: I'm not going to drink it!
Kodi: *whispers* I made this for you!
Aleu: No.
Kodi: Drink it!
Aleu: NO!
Kodi: I want you to drink this.
Aleu: I'm not drinking it!
Kodi: Drink this right now or I'll pour it on the floor and I'll blame it on you!
Aleu: *sarcastically* Oh yeah, real mature.
Kodi: *grits teeth* I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Aleu: Now why don't you grow up.
Kodi: I DID, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
Aleu: Well I'm not going to drink it
Kodi: I HATE YOU!
Aleu: That's all I hear anymore. "Aleu try this!" "Aleu try that!" Remember that - what was it- cinnamon toast and uh... *snaps finger a few times* what was it?
Kodi: Mayonnaise.
Aleu: Mayonnaise!
Kodi: It was a good idea.
Aleu: You didn't make a single pound.
Kodi: I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.
Aleu: Oh and don't forget rocky road with Tabasco, right? Yeah, *Kodi eye twitches* what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three people, hospitalized.
Kodi: YOU... DRINK... THIS... RIGHT NOW!
Aleu: Drink your own hot Kool Aid.
Kodi: There's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool Aid?
Aleu: Drink it!
Kodi: No!
Aleu: Yes!
Kodi: No!
*Kodi slides into the chair next to Aleu*
Kodi: Aleu...
Aleu: Yes..
Kodi: *whispers* Please! Drink... my... hot... Kool Aid. *he slides the cup next to Aleu*
*awkward pause*
Aleu: Ok!
Kodi: Ok?
Aleu: Alright.*she takes a sip and then takes a deep breath* Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah I like that.
The End
