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Sorry for oocness Robby is in love so -o- Chapter one

Dick what is it?" asked Bruce. "Nothing... I um wanted to ask you for some advise." I stutter, looking away nervously. "Obliviously its something." He said teasingly. "Bruce!" "I'm sorry what is it about?"

"Zatanna."

"Oh."

"Oh what." I demand.

"I saw that she kissed you."

"how did you find out know?"

"I hacked the monitors."

"So should I ask her out?"

"I don't know" said Bruce. "Maybe Master Bruce is not the best person to ask Master Richard." Said Alfred Pennyworth our butler. "Perhaps Miss Diana would be better to ask." "Hey Dick." said Aunt Diana. "AH!" I scream. "Richard what is it that you wanted to ask me?" "Um... shouldIaskZantannaout?" I say so fast that kid flash would be proud. "Hey!" wally sai- wait Wally? "Dude Zee sure got the hots for you, did you see the way she kissed him?" "The whole League saw." deadpanned Bruce. What! I didn't know the whole League saw. "What why how?" I exclaimed. "Um Bats kinda screamed." Bruce glared at the voice behind me I turned around the whole league was there. "Is everyone involved in my love life." I screamed. Lots of screaming. "Yes!" says the whole League. "What why?" I ask. "Your like our surrogated nephew." said Uncle Barry he was also the one who spoke first. "A son to me." said Aunt Diana. "And a brother to us." Said Roy and Wally. Wait when did Roy get here? "Why do you care? I mean you haven't talk to me in awhile." I say, and I promise you the whole league looked guilty. "We are really sorry, I for one thought you wouldn't want to talk to us." explained 'Uncle' Clark, the whole league nodded in agreement except Green arrow he and Roy were arguing about Cheshire? Something about love and babies? But Bruce and I were the only ones paying attention only because we're bats. "Why wouldn't I? You guys helped raise me you are my family." I replied. "Well... you guys are older now and you have a new family with Young Justice." Said 'Uncle' Barry. Now it was KF's turn to yelp. "What! Why would you think that, I don't know about Rob wait I do know Young Justice will never ever replace you. Right Robby?" Wally elbowed me in the ribs. "Yeah yeah of course." I say hastily. "Where you even listing?" Asked Wally. "Um... no?" I say. This is a disaster heavy on the Dis "Awe," said Aunt Diana and Dinah. "He so in love!" "WHAT no I wasn't think about Zee or her hair or the way she butchers the English language or.." "Suuure." interrupted Barry. I rolled my eyes. "Why are you guys here?" Bruce asked after an awkward moment... for me anyway. "Obviously we're going to help Richard ask Zatanna Zatara out." said Dinah.