(a/n) This is one of my favourite episodes, and I honestly believe that there are no 'missing moments' for this episode, or scenes that need extending…except one. Now, I am sure you can all guess which scene I am talking about, because it has been done so many times, but here is my take on it.
With a heavy thump, Jack landed straight on top of him. They both immediately started roaring with laughter at the absurdity of the situation. Rolling aside, they narrowly missed the now unconscious pterodactyl as it fell to the warehouse floor. The pairs' laughter died off, as they lay there, staring into each other's eyes. Ianto's nostrils were filled with the irresistible scent that was the Captain, lying beneath him. Ianto could feel Jack's excitement press up against him, hard against his thigh. Ianto barely moved, as Jack brought his face up to meet the younger man, their lips gently brushing. Before Ianto knew it, their kisses became hard and desperate. He could feel the Captain's hands caressing his lower back, and moving lower still. Jack began to pull at Ianto's shirt as he slipped his hand beneath waistband of the belted trousers. Suddenly, Ianto snapped out of it. What was he doing? Not only was he committed to Lisa, but shagging the boss was no way to get a job! "We should go…" Ianto said softly, pushing himself up, and walking away. "Sorry for wasting your time."
Jacks voice stopped him, midway to the door. "Report for duty first thing Monday." Ianto didn't turn round, but continued his exit as dignified as possible. "By the way, love the suit!"
