(Big old street scene, it's Halloween day and the street is full of people in costume)
(Two-Face watches it through a window)
TF: (to henchman) Ron, we're going for a walk.
(henchman pauses)
TF: That's your name, right?
Ron: Yes Mr. Dent. Do you think that's-
TF: I think you're not understanding me. We're going for a walk.
(outside, in the parade, Ron is nervous, TF is not)
TF: Ah, Halloween. You know what I like about Halloween, Ron?
Ron: Whassat Mr. Dent?
(TF points to his face)
TF: This…is normal.
(the two of them in a huge panel – a Where's Waldo moment)
TF: It's the one day where I can walk around…
(Man walking by points at TF)
Man: Hey nice costume.
TF: Thanks. (Turns to Ron) and be me. You look nervous, Ron.
Ron: Boss you got half the city in a headlock, I'm…yeah I'm nervous.
TF: Relax. That's an order.
(Ron shrugs)
TF: It's different for the other guys. I mean, maybe the Joker'd get recognized up close, but me…you can see me comin from a mile away.
Ron: What'dya wanna do, Mr. Dent?
TF: Just walk.
(TF stops, sees a bank)
TF (evil side): On second thought, let's make a withdrawal.
(Ron, nervous as hell, follows TF into the bank)
(The two of them stand in line)
TF (evil): You must be sensitive to heat.
Ron: What?
TF (evil): You're sweating like a sponge…being squeezed.
(they reach the front of the line)
Teller: Sir, if you'd-uh… (she's at a loss for words)
TF: Is it the costume?
Teller: I'm sorry sir, but we've been robbed by Mr. Two-Face before. Um, what can I do for you?
(guards are at their guns, Ron is nervous and aware. Two-Face flips a coin, checks it, then smiles)
TF: I'm sorry, how rude of me. Let's go, Ron.
(on the street)
TF: No one suspects a thing, see? I can finally be me, see?
(transforms into fully evil tf)
TF (evil): I can be ME!
(people turn)
TF: Sorry folks, show's over.
(people resume walking)
TF: Want a street dog, Ron?
(A man dressed as Batman is at the hot dog stand, in line)
TF: Hey, nice costume.
(the Batman turns with a roundhouse kick, knocking Two-Face flat. Ron runs, pushing people. Robin turns to follow)
Bat: Stop, Robin.
Robin: He's getting away-
Bat: Leave him.
Robin: Why?
Bat: It's not every day we can walk a perp off…and people think it's performance art.
Robin: Performance-
(people laugh at the three of them)
Person: Classic! (they walk on)
(two-face grins)
TF: Hey Bat, that's what I was just tellin my sidekick!
(Batman punches TF, TF gets knocked out)
Bat: This is a special day, Robin.
(another Where's waldo thing)
Bat: can't waste that.
THE END
