(Big old street scene, it's Halloween day and the street is full of people in costume)

(Two-Face watches it through a window)

TF: (to henchman) Ron, we're going for a walk.

(henchman pauses)

TF: That's your name, right?

Ron: Yes Mr. Dent. Do you think that's-

TF: I think you're not understanding me. We're going for a walk.

(outside, in the parade, Ron is nervous, TF is not)

TF: Ah, Halloween. You know what I like about Halloween, Ron?

Ron: Whassat Mr. Dent?

(TF points to his face)

TF: This…is normal.

(the two of them in a huge panel – a Where's Waldo moment)

TF: It's the one day where I can walk around…

(Man walking by points at TF)

Man: Hey nice costume.

TF: Thanks. (Turns to Ron) and be me. You look nervous, Ron.

Ron: Boss you got half the city in a headlock, I'm…yeah I'm nervous.

TF: Relax. That's an order.

(Ron shrugs)

TF: It's different for the other guys. I mean, maybe the Joker'd get recognized up close, but me…you can see me comin from a mile away.

Ron: What'dya wanna do, Mr. Dent?

TF: Just walk.

(TF stops, sees a bank)

TF (evil side): On second thought, let's make a withdrawal.

(Ron, nervous as hell, follows TF into the bank)

(The two of them stand in line)

TF (evil): You must be sensitive to heat.

Ron: What?

TF (evil): You're sweating like a sponge…being squeezed.

(they reach the front of the line)

Teller: Sir, if you'd-uh… (she's at a loss for words)

TF: Is it the costume?

Teller: I'm sorry sir, but we've been robbed by Mr. Two-Face before. Um, what can I do for you?

(guards are at their guns, Ron is nervous and aware. Two-Face flips a coin, checks it, then smiles)

TF: I'm sorry, how rude of me. Let's go, Ron.

(on the street)

TF: No one suspects a thing, see? I can finally be me, see?

(transforms into fully evil tf)

TF (evil): I can be ME!

(people turn)

TF: Sorry folks, show's over.

(people resume walking)

TF: Want a street dog, Ron?

(A man dressed as Batman is at the hot dog stand, in line)

TF: Hey, nice costume.

(the Batman turns with a roundhouse kick, knocking Two-Face flat. Ron runs, pushing people. Robin turns to follow)

Bat: Stop, Robin.

Robin: He's getting away-

Bat: Leave him.

Robin: Why?

Bat: It's not every day we can walk a perp off…and people think it's performance art.

Robin: Performance-

(people laugh at the three of them)

Person: Classic! (they walk on)

(two-face grins)

TF: Hey Bat, that's what I was just tellin my sidekick!

(Batman punches TF, TF gets knocked out)

Bat: This is a special day, Robin.

(another Where's waldo thing)

Bat: can't waste that.

THE END