A/N: I feel so bad for not uploading for like nine months. So to make for my laziness I present a crossover between Doctor Who and Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Camp Doctor.


'Lo. Name's Tally Brooks, I have curly red hair, green eyes and freckles across my nose. I HATE freckles so I have NO idea why I was cursed with them. Anyway, this is a story about my double life as a demigod and a Doctors companion. I should tell you that the story will start when The Doctor, Rory, Amy, and I are all in the T.A.R.D.I.S not knowing what was about to go on.

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"Rory! Stop staring at Pond and help me." I heard the Doctor state with amusement. I had to turn my snort into a cough when Rory glared at me.

"So Doc, where are we heading?" I asked with my best American accent. But in reality I know it sucks ass.

The Doctor just smiled stupidly so I knew form the start something was wrong. And I wasn't the only one.

"Doctor," Amy began slowly "where are we going...?"

The Doctor just looked at us with a mischievous grin and said "I have absolutely no idea!" He said cheerily. "We're crashing!"

Just as he said that the T.A.R.D.I.S started to get bumpy. So many things are going through my head that I had no time at all to process his words. I wanted to yell at him, but knew that wouldn't help the situation. So as Rory and Amy screamed bloody murder and the Doctor laughing like the madman he is. I like the good girl I am started to cuss.

"You bloody IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW THAT WE COULD DIE!" I then started to scream profanities at him "YOU %&($ #%* ! ^*# %& !*) ^** %$# !"

I stopped screaming and joined him in laughing. I always say 'If screaming doesn't hurt them join them!' And that's what I was doing right now. I know we crashed because I heard the crash and felt it. That the Gods Rory and Amy stopped screaming like banshees . The Doctor who was sane enough to stop laughing (INSERT COUGH) got up from the floor and opened the door. While he was outside Amy, Rory, and I got up from our places on the floor. Rory and Amy were both pale white, but coming back to their normal colors.

As the doctor came back in I asked where we are. But he just looked at me with a goofy smile. So I went out to investigate. When I walked out of the T.A.R.D.I.S I almost died of shock. In front of me was all of Camp-Half Blood staring with eyes as wide as dinner plates and mouths hanging open. So I did the normal thing and said

"Hi. I'm back."

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Max's POV

It was a normal day at camp. I woke up in the Hermes cabin, followed my schedule, and after that went down to the dinning pavilion with my cabin.

While my cabin talked about pranks and crushes, I reminisced about my old friend Tally Brooks. I still have nightmares about the day she left, said she had enough. I asked her when she was coming back she said 'In three weeks' it's been a year. I miss her cute little accent when she talked. She would always brighten up my day with her colorful language. My train of thoughts were broken when someone jabbed me on the side. I looked up and saw my half brother Travis looking at the now speaking Chiron.

"As many of you have been wondering. Yes the gods will come and spend a week at camp."

"What about Artemis?" Yelled a camper I didn't feel like naming.

"If you have noticed Mr. Kipling." Chiron started "Lady Artemis is already here with her hunters. Also the gods have arrived."

We we're all so into the speech, I guess you would call it that we didn't know that the rest of the Olympian Gods were right behind us. Each god went to their own table.

Zeus went to sit next to Thalia and Jason, Poseidon went over to his son and so on.

"The Gods have decided that it was time to start spending time with their children. So we will-" His words were cut off by a loud crash. We all turned our heads to see what it was, right in front of us was a blue police box. We saw the door open and a man with a ruffled hair and a bow tie cam walking out.

"Oh. Hello." He said in a English accent. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who could see the madman glint in his eyes. He then went back into the blue box. A couple seconds later a girl with red hair and green eyes came out. There was an audible gasp as we saw her. Standing only 7 feet away from me was Tally Brooks. She was in a state of shock no doubt about it. But while we stared with our mouths agape like fish she said.

"Hi. I'm back."

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Tally's POV

It felt strange, being here at camp. To the place I said I would never return to. The Doctor came back outside, but this time Amy and Rory were with him.

"Tally what's going on ?" Asked a confused Amy. Once she said that all Hades broke loose. TALLY was screamed from one familiar person. Max. Oh Zeus this isn't going to be good.

" Where the HELL have you been!" I flinched at the venom in his voice. "It's been a YEAR since you left and you just say 'Hi. I'm back." He said with a pretty bad imitation of me. I didn't know what to say. Like I mean, he did have a point. I've been gone a for a year and have I never once written him or gave him a call. So instead of just saying sorry I said.

"I had my reasons Max." I began "But look on the bright side I'm back now aren't I?" I knew that was a lame excuse and that he would see right through it. As he looked me in the eyes I could see the betrayal and relief he felt. I didn't even know he was speaking until I heard him scoff.

"Yeah right! I could bet money that you wouldn't have come back even if you had the choice. So I'll ask you again. Where. Have. You. Been?" I looked at the Doctor to help me. But he already sensed some stuff was going to happen so he did the normal thing and introduced himself.

"Hello, I'm the Doctor."

A/N: That's it for this chapter. I don't know when i'm going to upload a new chapter so keep checking in regularly to see if anything new was uploaded