(Hey guys. I was looking through things on Tracer and Scout, and decided to move that fight for a later one. So have this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

(Death Match theme plays)

Bullet: Killers. They can spawn from anywhere. Whether it be from torture, rape, death, or a friendly game of Team Fortress to. Like the TF2 Freaks. Like Painis Cupcake, the cannibal version of the Soldier.

Tech: Scombine, the weapons expert cyborg version of the Scout

Bullet: Demopan, the cheapest trader version of the Demoman.

Tech: GAYPENIS, the ear rape master version of the Heavy,

Bullet: Vagineer, the vagina looking m*********** version of the Engineer. Getting tired? Too bad. We are not even half way done!

Tech: The Spycrab, the endangered species of the Spy.

Bullet: Pyrogun, a cyborg shooter of the Pyro.

Tech: The Spyper, the most Australian Spy.

Bullet: The Solgineer, the conjoined duo of the Soldier and the Engineer.

Tech: The-

(someone whispers in Tech's ear)

Tech: Oh. We are being informed that, the list will make it not fun for the ones reading. So these guys will do for it.

Bullet: Well, he's Tech and I'm Bullet.

Tech: And it's up to us to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win, a Death Match.

Hey guys. I sorta need help. This will obviously take MANY chapters to finish. And I do not want to do all this research. So please, PM me if you are willing to help with the research.