"…Niiiiick."
"Hold on, I'm trying to find something we can use to get it off."
Miles Edgeworth paused outside his office door. Wasn't that Wright and Maya's voices in there? What were they doing in HIS office?
"I still can't believe you did that, how did you end up in this position?!"
"I was curious! I just wanted to see what would happen if I stuck my finger in there-"
"Obviously, it was a bad idea. Let me see it."
"Ah! Your hands are cold!"
Edgeworth raised an eyebrow. Surely they weren't…?
"…It's really slippery." Grunts of effort were heard, and something crashed to the floor.
"Uh oh. I don't think Edgeworth is going to be happy about that."
"Get a grip, Nick. Just pull it off!"
"Hang on, I'm going to try and jam it in again."
"Last time you did that, it hurt."
"…Of course it hurt, what did you expect? If we had something slippery, like butter or something, maybe we could slide it off. …Oh no."
"Wonderful, you got that thing stuck too. You are the worst helper ever."
"Excuse me? All I needed was a file from Edgeworth, he wasn't here, so we waited, and then you just HAD to get that stupid idea in your head… And here we are."
"Curiosity is a virtue, Nick."
"It's 'Patience is a virtue.' Which is what you should have been doing, Maya."
"…My fingers are turning blue, and my arm is sore. Can I let it down now?"
"No. Hang on, let me see it again."
…This was turning into the absolutely worst and most disturbing conversation Edgeworth had ever heard in his life.
A painful silence.
"OUCH! Take that thing out!"
"Don't be a baby, Maya; I think I've almost got it…"
"Nick! It hurts!"
"I'm aware of that. You need to eat less burgers, a lot less."
"Take the stupid thing out!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying! Sheesh!"
That was enough. Edgeworth rammed into his door, bursting into the room to see what the hell they were doing in his office at the moment Maya screamed again.
"Get that stupid pen cap off, Nick!"
Another long silence. Much longer.
The only words that came to Edgeworth's mind were,
"…What the hell are you doing in my office?"
