Attack of the Gigantic Spiders!!

By Snazzo

Hi! This is what might be called a "Teaser Trailer." Coming, Summer 2009. Or not. Depends.

Chapter One: Coming Soon

Jimmy and Cindy were eager to get home from The Island, curious as to what the future would hold for them, surprised at admitting they had feelings for each other, wondering just how far things could go. Sheen, Carl and Libby were just glad to get back to Retroville where they could get a new Tropical Smoothie. No one gave much thought to the OTHER passengers that came home with them aboard the Hovercar.

Bobbing about in the dark fuel tank they matured, then hatched. The babies found that Fun Fuel was mighty tasty, and they drank it like mother's milk. Jimmy wondered briefly why his gas mileage had dropped, but Cindy distracted him from researching it further. And soon the babies weren't babies anymore. Too big for the fuel tank, they escaped through the exhaust manifold and skittered down into the sewers beneath Jimmy's lab.

Jimmy had forbidden Hugh from throwing the lab's chemical sludge into Lake Retroville again, but Jimmy had neglected to tell Hugh what to do with it. So Hugh dumped it into the sewers. And there, the babies ate THAT instead. As well as the rats and occasional dog and cat. Being boy and girl, they also mated, and had children of their own. In the darkness they grew, eating more and more each day until their hunger could no longer be satisfied and their size could no longer be hidden. The radiation leaking from Jimmy's many reactors fed their appetite, changed their chromosomes, and increased their wrath and menace. You may recall what the chemical sludge did to Carl's pet turtle, and you know how big this creature was to begin with.

Coming soon, to this very site: Attack of the Gigantic Spiders That Mutated And Became Mixed-Up Radioactive Acid-Spitting Monsters!!

The most TERRIBLE Jimmy Neutron fanfic you will ever read.

(It's not that terrible.)

(No, I meant terrible as in terribly violent, grotesque, scary, and horrifying.)

(Oh … yeah!)

"I don't know what the hell they are!" General Abercrombie screamed, firing his assault rifle at point blank range. "But they're winning!"