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Merlin had been searching for Arthur for the past hour. Where could he be at 10 o'clock at night? Then he heard hushed voices coming from the room next to Morgana's. He opened the door, shocked to find Arthur, Gwen and Morgana sitting in a circle around a single candle, the only source of light in the room.

"What are you doing here!" cried Arthur, angryat the intrusion

"I was looking for you" said merlin quickly

"Well you've found me. Now leave!"

"Wait, merlin, why don't you join us!" Morgana exclaimed

"What, no!" Arthur interjected. She ignored him.

"Ya Merlin!" chimed in Gwen enthusiastically

"Well, what exactly are you guys doing anyways?" Merlin asked

"Truth or dare" Morgana said before Arthur could say anything

"Ooh! Sounds fun! I'm in!" said Merlin enthusiastically.

"Fine. Lets get started then" said Arthur.

"Let us begin" said Gwen in a creepy voice. "The time has drawn nigh yet again, the time for our game to begin. The last dare was created by Arthur and served by Morgana. It involved Morgana secretly following Uther for a week. Now it falls to Morgana to fabricate a truth or dare consisting of anything her mind can conceive for myself, Guinevere."

"Truth or dare, Gwen?" asked Morgana non-chalantly

"Dare" said Gwen, trusting Morgana wouldn't have her do anything too awful.

"Gwen, I dare you to add pepper and a bottle of lemon juice to Uther's soup tomorrow night. I, Morgana, will take any and all blame for it, if he begins to suspect any one person. "

"I accept" said Gwen,already planning how she was going to pull this off.


Morgana and Arthur were both dining with him that evening. It was a rarity indeed! A toast seemed necessary here.

"A toast to unity" he said, raising his glass. Morgana and Arthur raised their glasses as well and they all drank. Then they began the meal. The two of them watched closely as Uther took the first bite of his soup. He screwed his face up and seemed to pucker all at once. Then he downed his wine in an instant, and seemed very out of breath. Withholding their laughter they looked down and began eating their soup.

"Do you two know anything about why my soup tastes absolutely terrible?" asked Uther rather angrily.

"No, father, is something wrong?" Arthur asked, seeming genuinely concerned.

"No, thank you Arthur. Morgana, would you happen to know why my soup tastes of pepper and lemon?"

Morgana raised her head to look at Uther, visibly struggling not to laugh, though only Arthur noticed. "Pepper and lemon?" she asked, her voice cracking ever so slightly. "Who would put pepper and lemon in your soup?" she asked, finally swallowing her laughter and smiling innocently at her guardian.

"It's obvious you're lying, Morgana." said Arthur flatly, giving her a mischevious look.

"Lying!" she cried "I would never lie to my king!"

"Settle down Morgana. Arthur, why do you think she's lying?"

"I saw her with a bottle of yellow liquid and another bottle that looked grey from a distance. she was Headed towards the kitchen."

"Morgana!" bellowed Uther

"Sire, I didn't do it-"

"Morgana go to your chambers immediately! You know lemon and pepper don't settle well toggether in my stomach!"

"Yes sire" she said, giving Arthur a hard kick under the table.


As soon as she was in her room she started laughing so hard tears were pouring down her face. Gwen ran over and asked how things went.

"Splendid, aside from the fact Arthur immediately blamed me and said he saw me going towards the kitchen with lemon juice and pepper in my hand. I've been confined to my chambers for the rest of the night! Good job Gwen!"

And they both laughed and laughed until their sides ached.

"So what are we going to do about Arthur?" asked Gwen

"Well, we'll have to give him a dare fit for a future king" she said mischievously. "Let the planning begin!"

Please Read and Review! Suggestions for humiliatingly funny dares for Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, and Morgana

are greatly appreciated! If you want to see any particular dare, just say the word! No slash/femslash though.