Me: Hi guys! This is another text story. Since Kylie helped make this story, she's gonna be here with me. Yeah! :D Kylie: :D :D Max: XP XP XP Kylie: -whacks- Stop doing that! Me: Uhhhhh . . . . well on with the story. Disclaimer- I don't own Maximum Ride. I wish though. -pouts- ~Living Room~
Fang: -walks in- Hey Ig. -sits on couch-
Iggy: -is sitting on couch- What up Fang?
Fang: Nothing. -looks around- Where's Max and the others?
Iggy: At the park. Why? You "need" Max's lips to survive?
Fang: Shutup Iggy.
Iggy: Or else what?
Fang: I'll tell Ella you like her.
Iggy: If you do that then . . . . then I'll tell everyone on your blog that you sing like a freakin dying cat!
Fang: . . . . too late.
Iggy: Oh . . . . well haha! =P
Fang: SHUTUP!
Iggy: Teehee! =P
Fang: . . . . what guy says teehee? -sighs- I swear you're turning into Nudge.
Iggy: Shutup! At least I don't moan when making out with your "lover".
Fang: Shutup! At least I don't go all goo goo eyes everytime Ella walks by!
Iggy: I"M FREAKIN BLIND! How the hell can I make goo goo eyes at her?
Fang: You can hear can't you?
Iggy: Yea.
Fang: -mumbles- Dumbass.
Iggy: Shutup you . . . . you emo person on NyQuil!
Fang: WHAT?
Iggy: Remember Fangy? Don't denie that "little NyQuil insindent".
Fang: -sighs- One time, one time gosh let it go Iggy.
Iggy: NEVER! Oh, but Fang?
Fang: What?
Iggy: Are . . . . you . . . . emo? -covers face with hands-
Fang: -is really annoyed- I get a tiny paper cut once . . . . ONE FREAKIN TIME, and so I automatically become emo!
Iggy: -gasps- So you are emo! Are you Max's Emo Angel? -winks- =P
Fang: . . . . ok, no I am not Max's Emo Angel, and I never said I was emo.
Iggy: Ehhhh . . . . yea you did, just five seconds ago. -snaps- -points at Fang- I bet you have your own emo corner.
Fang: WHAT?
Iggy: Hey Fang?
Fang: What?
Iggy: -tries not to laugh- Do you and Max makeout in your emo corner? -laughs-
Fang: I'm gonna kill you Iggy.
Iggy: Before you kill me, I just have one thing to say.
Fang: -eyerolls- What.
Iggy: -points at a corner- FANG GO TO YOUR EMO CORNER! -laughs- -runs away-
Fang: IGGY GET BACK HERE! -chases after Iggy-
Rest of Flock and Ella: -comes in-
Max: What's going on here?
Iggy: Fang wants to makeout with you in his emo corner! -laughs while running away-
Fang: -tackles Iggy- SHUTUP IGGY!
Nudge: . . . . I'm not gonna ask cause that means getting involved sooo . . . .
Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel: -walks away-
Fang and Iggy: -is wrestling on the floor-
Ella: . . . . Do I wanna know?
Max: . . . . not really. -walks away-
Fang and Iggy: -is still wrestling-
Ella: . . . . -follows Max-
Kylie: -cracks up- Soo funny!
Me: Hahaha I know right!
Max: . . . .
Kylie: Did we break you again.
Me: I don't think she's broken. Probably in state of shock.
Max: . . . .
