Me: Hi guys! This is another text story. Since Kylie helped make this story, she's gonna be here with me. Yeah! :D

Kylie: :D :D

Max: XP XP XP

Kylie: -whacks- Stop doing that!

Me: Uhhhhh . . . . well on with the story.

Disclaimer- I don't own Maximum Ride. I wish though. -pouts-


~Living Room~

Fang: -walks in- Hey Ig. -sits on couch-

Iggy: -is sitting on couch- What up Fang?

Fang: Nothing. -looks around- Where's Max and the others?

Iggy: At the park. Why? You "need" Max's lips to survive?

Fang: Shutup Iggy.

Iggy: Or else what?

Fang: I'll tell Ella you like her.

Iggy: If you do that then . . . . then I'll tell everyone on your blog that you sing like a freakin dying cat!

Fang: . . . . too late.

Iggy: Oh . . . . well haha! =P

Fang: SHUTUP!

Iggy: Teehee! =P

Fang: . . . . what guy says teehee? -sighs- I swear you're turning into Nudge.

Iggy: Shutup! At least I don't moan when making out with your "lover".

Fang: Shutup! At least I don't go all goo goo eyes everytime Ella walks by!

Iggy: I"M FREAKIN BLIND! How the hell can I make goo goo eyes at her?

Fang: You can hear can't you?

Iggy: Yea.

Fang: -mumbles- Dumbass.

Iggy: Shutup you . . . . you emo person on NyQuil!

Fang: WHAT?

Iggy: Remember Fangy? Don't denie that "little NyQuil insindent".

Fang: -sighs- One time, one time gosh let it go Iggy.

Iggy: NEVER! Oh, but Fang?

Fang: What?

Iggy: Are . . . . you . . . . emo? -covers face with hands-

Fang: -is really annoyed- I get a tiny paper cut once . . . . ONE FREAKIN TIME, and so I automatically become emo!

Iggy: -gasps- So you are emo! Are you Max's Emo Angel? -winks- =P

Fang: . . . . ok, no I am not Max's Emo Angel, and I never said I was emo.

Iggy: Ehhhh . . . . yea you did, just five seconds ago. -snaps- -points at Fang- I bet you have your own emo corner.

Fang: WHAT?

Iggy: Hey Fang?

Fang: What?

Iggy: -tries not to laugh- Do you and Max makeout in your emo corner? -laughs-

Fang: I'm gonna kill you Iggy.

Iggy: Before you kill me, I just have one thing to say.

Fang: -eyerolls- What.

Iggy: -points at a corner- FANG GO TO YOUR EMO CORNER! -laughs- -runs away-

Fang: IGGY GET BACK HERE! -chases after Iggy-

Rest of Flock and Ella: -comes in-

Max: What's going on here?

Iggy: Fang wants to makeout with you in his emo corner! -laughs while running away-

Fang: -tackles Iggy- SHUTUP IGGY!

Nudge: . . . . I'm not gonna ask cause that means getting involved sooo . . . .

Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel: -walks away-

Fang and Iggy: -is wrestling on the floor-

Ella: . . . . Do I wanna know?

Max: . . . . not really. -walks away-

Fang and Iggy: -is still wrestling-

Ella: . . . . -follows Max-


Kylie: -cracks up- Soo funny!

Me: Hahaha I know right!

Max: . . . .

Kylie: Did we break you again.

Me: I don't think she's broken. Probably in state of shock.

Max: . . . .