A/N: This is Savages from Pocahontas twisted to fit Gravity Falls. Dipper x Pacifica.

Roles:

Pocahontas - Dipper

John Smith - Pacifica

The English Settlers - Northwests

The Native Americans (sorry, don't mean to cause offence!) - Townsfolk

Mabel is older than Dipper by a few years, both Stanley and Stanford are in this and there are a lot more Northwests.

Also, I have never watched Pocahontas so yeah...

Also pretend that there is serious hatred between the Northwests and the townsfolk (more than there already is anyway).


He had hid in the hills of Gravity Falls as the Northwests seeked vengeance on their kidnapped daughter - it was not as if the townsfolk had planned to capture Pacifica (to be honest, she'd been in the wrong place at the wrong time) and none knew of his attempts to save her.

Her father was leading an attack! Oh this was just perfect!

Dipper considered running ahead of the rich folk to warn the townsfolk of the oncoming attack, but decided against it, wanting to know their full plan.

"What can you expect,

"From filthy little heathens?

"This is what you get when races are diverse!

"Those creatures we dread!

"They're only good when dead!

"They're vermin, as I said,

"And worse!"

Dipper watched as Preston Northwest convinced the rich to engage in a war against the townsfolk, fear crossing the pre-teen's face, and it was then he decided to warn the others.

As he ran, like bells, the Northwests' song rang in his head.

"They're savages! Savages!

"Barely even human!

"Savages! Savages!

"Drive them from our shore!

"They're not like you and me,

"Which means they must be evil!

"We must sound the drums of war!

"They're savages! Savages!

"Dirty poor, lower devils!

"Now we sound the drums of war!"

Rushing back to the camp, he saw his sister Mabel begging their great-uncles to not (to not what?). He paused and watched as Stanley returned - with a weapon.

His gasp was barely audible, even to him.

Both and yet neither side were savages!

Realising Mabel was trying to convince the two brothers not to fight with no success, he knew his own attempts would end in failure.

Mabel was pushed aside and Dipper could only watch on as Stanley and Stanford peered down at the rich, deep frowns on their faces.

"This is what we feared,

"The rich ones are demons,

"The only thing they feel at all is greed!"

Dipper turned away from his own family, and immediately he was grabbed and shoved around by the rich folk, who seemed to be blind enough to not notice the base. He tried to escape, screaming, biting and licking at the hands of his captors but to no avail.

As he was pulled away, he could hear the distant song:

"Beneath that milky hide,

"There's emptiness inside,

"I wonder if they even bleed!

"They're savages! Savages!

"Barely even human!

"Savages! Savages!

"Killers at the core!

"They're different from us,

"Which means they can't be trusted!

"We must sound the drums of war!

"They're savages! Savages!

"First we deal with this one,

"Then we sound the drums of war!"

Pacifica! No! They were going to kill Pacifica!

He fought back but was thrown away in the far distance as Preston and Priscilla Northwest declared war on the townsfolk. He had been thrown toward a hole, one he was supposed to fall into and... die.

But he had to save her!

"Savages! Savages!

"Let's go get a few, men!"

Could he hear them, singing, despite being so far away?

"Savages! Savages!"

Grunkle Stan! Great-uncle Ford!

"Now it's up to you, men!"

He struggled to escape his bounds without falling into the hole, and his eyes lit up as he began to succeed.

His joy was short lived however.

"They're savages! Savages!

"Barely even human!

"Now we sound the drums of war!"

Dipper watched them march off toward the camp of the townsfolk, eyes watering.

Why couldn't they see he was only trying to help?

Was it because Bill had once captured his mind and hurt them all, and no one knew Pacifica had saved him?

Perhaps they were worried he was still possessed and was trying to hurt them?

It was all his fault!

Now she was going to be killed!

He closed his eyes in defeat.


How long he'd been laying on the mud-ridden grass Dipper didn't know, but as determination finally came, he wanted to no more.

He escaped the bounds and stood; he began to run, and as he did, he could hear the song of the Northwests and the townsfolk.

"This will be the day...

"Let's go men!"

He panted, but knew he had not long to go for he could hear the townsfolk.

"This will be the morning...

"Bring out the prisoner!"

His eyes widened and he ran even faster despite the burning in his legs.

"We will see them dying in the dust!"

Dipper's own voice joined the war song.

"I don't know what I can do,

"Still, I know I've got to try!"

He hated the war song, but he had his own song to sing and it had to be heard by at least one.

The war song was loud, it played in his ears, it hurt his ears, but he ran to save Pacifica and most likely his family from the wrath of the Northwests.

"Now we make 'em pay!"

"Eagle, help my feet to fly!"

"Now without a warning..."

"Mountain, help my heart be great!"

"Now we leave 'em blood and bone and rust!"

"Spirits of the earth and sky..."

"It's them or us!"

"Please don't let it be too late..."

"They're just a bunch of

"Filthy, stinking-"

"Savages!"

"Savages!"

"Demons!"

"Devils!"

"Kill them!"

"Savages!"

"Savages!"

"What are we waiting for?"

"Destroy their evil race,

"Until there's not a trace left!"

"How loud are the drums of war?"

"We will sound the drums of war!"

"Savages! Savages!"

"Now, we sound the drums of war!"

"Savages! Savages!"

"Now we see what comes,

"Of trying to be chums!"

"Now we sound the drums ... of ..."

"Of course it means the drums ... of ..."

"Is the death of all I love,

"Carried in the drumming of..."

Just as Stanford went to strike Pacifica dead...

"WAR!"

Dipper broke from the crowd and threw himself over her.

"NO!"


A/N: Well that sucked.

I tried, guys, you can't blame me.

Okay, you can - the ending's rushed because I want to get to the next chapter. It's cool and involves some Bipper (possessed Dipper, not slash) vs Mabel.

It's Plagues from The Prince of Egypt. Another Disney movie I've never watched.

Heh.

That seems to be a theme for now.

Considering Hellfire for Chapter 3.

No. I haven't watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame either.

Might do Lion King (1 or 2) for Chapter 4. I've watched Lion King 1 and vaguely remember 2.

Send in requests, remember it's only Disney (funny thing is I don't like Disney that much, I prefer Pixar - I KNOW THEY HAVE WORKED TOGETHER OR SOMETHING! - but eh) songs and yeah.

These will mostly be Dipper, sadly, lol.

Oh yeah, may be doing an Aladdin Song.

I HAVEN'T WATCHED ALADDIN EITHER.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, see ya in Chapter 2.