F.R.I.E.N.D.S – The One Where They Reunite
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Mike, Rachel and Ross are sitting on the infamous couches.]
Phoebe: Mike, do you want kids someday?
Mike: Well, we kinda got back together for that, but I guess so.
Rachel: What do you think, Ross, do you want a second kid?
Long pause.
Ross: Hello? Ben?
Rachel: I meant our second kid together!
Rachel turns to Phoebe and Mike.
Rachel (whispers): Why does everyone forget Ben?
Opening Sequence
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Only Ross and Rachel are in the living room.]
Ross: Wow, thanksgiving again, huh?
Rachel: I know, it goes so quickly.
Ross: Yea.
Rachel: Hey, do you know what the Bings are doing this Thanksgiving?
Ross lets out a tiny snigger.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Monica's going to kill you if she finds out you called them that!
Short pause.
Ross: But no, I don't know what they're doing.
Rachel: I'll give them a call.
Rachel dials Monica and Chandler's home number into her cell phone.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Is Monica there? No, it's just she's a lot more fun to talk to.
Long pause.
Rachel: Hey, Mon! Just wondering, what are your plans for Thanksgiving? Oh, we'd love to! Great. We'll see you then. Bye.
Rachel hangs up the phone.
Ross: What did they say?
Rachel: Well, we are going to Westchester on Sunday.
Ross: Great!
Rachel: And Joey's going with his sister.
Ross: Oh, no. Which one?
Rachel: Gina.
Ross: The slutty one?
Rachel: Honey, they're all slutty.
[Scene: Phoebe and Mike's place. All four friends – Rachel, Ross, Phoebe and Mike, are in the apartment].
Phoebe: So, did you get a call from Mon?
Rachel: Yes. Are you going as well?
Phoebe: Nobody passes on the chance to have Thanksgiving food made especially by Monica, why would I say no?
Mike: You said no to them because you had a massage client.
Phoebe: No, I said that I said no to the massage client. Oh, by the way, I invited the massage client.
Rachel: Pheebs, are you sure that Monica's going to like having a random guy over for dinner?
Phoebe: Oh, she's going to love Allan. He's 77 and a naturist!
Mike: Wow, it's like a Thanksgiving stripogram.
Rachel: Well Emma's going to love this Thanksgiving. Now Monica and Chandler have the twins, she's going to have playtime pals.
Ross: Last time Emma had playtime pals, she pooped on their lap.
Rachel: Oh, that's why Emma gets no playdates anymore!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's house in Westchester. Monica, Chandler, Gina and Joey are standing at the door.]
Gina: Joey, are they going to like me?
Joey: Of course! They've met loads of sluts now, they can put up with you! Hopefully, anyway.
There is a knock on the door. Phoebe, Mike, and Allan have arrived.
Phoebe: Hi, you guys!
Mike: Hey, everyone.
Allan: Hello!
Monica, Joey, Gina and Chandler scream.
Monica: Phoebe, who is the guy with the sock for his….thing?
Phoebe: Oh, that's my massage client, Allan. He's a hoot!
Mike: We had to drive him here. His war stories are very 'memorable'.
Monica: Pheebs, can I talk to you, in the kitchen, alone for a second?
Monica drags Phoebe to the kitchen.
Monica: What is he doing here?
Phoebe: Well, he is my husband, so I think he should be allowed to visit.
Monica: Not Mike! That Allan guy!
Phoebe: Look, the guy has no family, and, let's face it, he's pretty hot!
Monica gives Phoebe a confused look.
Monica: Fine, he can stay. But we are not lending him socks if his get dirty!
There is another knock on the door. Gina answers it, to see Rachel, Ross, and Emma.
Rachel: Hi! I suppose you haven't met me. I'm Rachel. So, going back to the whole clothes thing, huh?
Gina: Excuse me?
Monica butts in the way.
Monica: Um, Rachel? This is Joey's sister.
Rachel: Oh, god, I am so sorry, I thought you were…
Gina: Allan? Yes, I've met him.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, Jack, Erica, Ross, Rachel, Emma, Phoebe, Mike, Allan, Joey, and Gina, are sitting at the freakishly large dinner table.]
Monica: So, who's ready for turkey?
Joey: I AM!
Monica: Okay, I guess I know who's getting the biggest plate!
Monica walks off to the kitchen.
Allan: So, back to the story. We were in the trenches, and…
Gina: Oh, god almighty just shut up!
Joey: Hey, Gina! I did not bring you here for this. Now, be quiet, or you have to change into something fancier.
Gina gasps.
Gina: That is like the worst punishment ever!
[Scene: The guests have finished eating. They are still at the dining table.]
Joey: Wow, I am full!
Chandler: That never happens!
Monica [to Emma, Erica and Jack]: Kids, why don't you go play outside for a little while?
The kids run outside.
Monica: Right, down to business.
Chandler: Honey, do you wanna tell them, or shall I?
Monica: We can both do it.
Rachel: Guys, what's going on?
Monica: Well, I'm pregnant.
All of Table: What?
Phoebe: I didn't think you could get pregnant!
Monica: Well, the doctors said it was a miraculous moment.
All of Table: Wow.
Chandler: But, a few weeks ago, Monica and I started to have marital problems.
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: Chandler and I are separating.
All of Table: Oh My God!
Monica: And we're giving the baby up for adoption.
There is a long pause.
Ross: Well, two more splits and you're tied with me, I guess.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's living room.]
Phoebe: Wow, no more Monica and Chandler, huh?
Ross: I know, it's so sad.
Mike: I guess we could adopt the baby?
Chandler: That could work.
Allan: I live near here; I could babysit for you anytime you want.
Monica: With that sock? No way!
Joey: Well if Phoebe and Mike adopt the baby….I call godfather!
Ross: NO!
The End
