Title: A Perfect Example of Sibling Love

Rating: PG-13/K+

Words: 452

Characters/Pairings: Canon. Jasper/Alice. Edward/Bella

Summary: Edward decides to antagonize Alice in the very best way possible.

Disclaimer: All things Twilight belong to S. Meyer.

Prompt: from my sister, dramaqueen07 "Jasper was ready to murder his brother"


Jasper was ready to murder his brother.

He loved Edward, he was his brother after all, and he truly loved him. But Edward had taken idiocy to fresh and unbelievable new levels.

"You are unbelievable!" Alice shrieked at him. "Edward!"

He couldn't believe that his brother was looking at him like he should rein Alice in, or try to get her to stop. Had Edward taken a complete leave from his senses? He'd sooner take on the Volturri and their whole guard sooner than Alice. No one won against Alice. Edward should know that by now.

"Unbelievable?" Edward seemed to smirk. "How so, Alice?"

Alice screamed, "Edward! Damn you! You know!"

"Do I?" Edward looked past her to Jasper. "What have I done to offend my dear sister?"

Jasper knew as well as Edward knew that Edward knew what he'd done to set Alice off, and personally he wasn't finding it very funny either.

"Stop tormenting her, Edward. You know what you did…and I have to agree with her."

"Oh, and that of course is completely surprising." Edward rolled his eyes.

"You had no right to do that Edward." Alice glared at him. "It was entirely unfair….if only I had seen earlier I would have-"

"Excuse me?" Edward seemed to be fighting back a laugh, Jasper saw. "Alice, I have no right to ask Bella to marry me? Why ever not? I'm in love with her you know."

Jasper shook his head, when Alice finally snapped, he wasn't going to intervene. The two of them could have it out on their own, and he'd sit on the sidelines and laugh at Edward. Yes, that was it. He wouldn't murder Edward, he'd let Alice do it.

"YOU KNEW THAT SHE WOULDN'T SAY YES, YOU IDIOT, EDWARD!" Alice yelled loudly enough to be heard in Southern Texas. "YOU DID IT JUST TO SPITE ME!"

"Oh, but I wouldn't ever…" Edward shook his head innocently, looking away from Alice's murderous glance. "I love her Alice, she's my entire world."

Alice shrieked. "Edward Cullen you lying-"

"Alice." Jasper decided to intervene before it got ugly.

Edward was snickering so, he only was encouraging her fury.

"He's antagonizing me!" Alice reached on the table behind her and grabbed a book and threw it at Edward's head.

He caught it a foot from his face and laughed.

"Your aim is much worse when you're angry, little sister."

"You want worse Edward." Alice hissed at him, "I'll give you worse."

"You'll throw more books at me?" Edward looked perplexed, and then Jasper watched a look of panic cross his face. "ALICE!"

"That's right." Alice replied smugly. "I'm telling Bella."