I know, this is probably terrible but i was told it was funny and my friend insisted i posted it so here you go ^^
also, do not get the wrong idea. i do not, under any sircumstance, suport Claude.
Disclaimer: I AM NOT TOBOSO-SAN!
Butler (Girlfriend parody)
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your butler
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your butler!
Hey, hey, you, you, your blood tastes sexy
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your butler!
You're so cold, I want to hold; you're so addictive
I think about your soul all the time; so delicious
Don't you know what I can do to entertain all night?
Just pretend I'm not so pedophiliacly suspicious
And hell yeah, I'm the shota f*cking Claude Faustus
I can tell you think I'm strange and you know? You're right!
He's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should form a contract now
And that's what every fan's talking 'bout!
(chorus)
I can see the way; I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you hate me.
I know you like to hit me all the time again and again
(And again, and again, and again…)
So I'll come and tell you what I want you to here
Better yet, make your memories disappear!
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again
(And again, and again, and again…)
He's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should form a contract now
And that's what every fan's talking 'bout!
(Chorus)
In a second I'll be wrapped around your finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can serve you better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
Yeah!
In a second I'll be wrapped around your finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can serve you better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
(chorus x 4)
-shot- x.x
