I know, this is probably terrible but i was told it was funny and my friend insisted i posted it so here you go ^^

also, do not get the wrong idea. i do not, under any sircumstance, suport Claude.

Disclaimer: I AM NOT TOBOSO-SAN!

Butler (Girlfriend parody)

(Chorus)

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your butler

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your butler!

Hey, hey, you, you, your blood tastes sexy

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your butler!

You're so cold, I want to hold; you're so addictive

I think about your soul all the time; so delicious

Don't you know what I can do to entertain all night?

Just pretend I'm not so pedophiliacly suspicious

And hell yeah, I'm the shota f*cking Claude Faustus

I can tell you think I'm strange and you know? You're right!

He's like so whatever

You can do so much better

I think we should form a contract now

And that's what every fan's talking 'bout!

(chorus)

I can see the way; I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you hate me.

I know you like to hit me all the time again and again

(And again, and again, and again…)

So I'll come and tell you what I want you to here

Better yet, make your memories disappear!

I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again

(And again, and again, and again…)

He's like so whatever

You can do so much better

I think we should form a contract now

And that's what every fan's talking 'bout!

(Chorus)

In a second I'll be wrapped around your finger

'Cause I can, 'cause I can serve you better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

Yeah!

In a second I'll be wrapped around your finger

'Cause I can, 'cause I can serve you better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

(chorus x 4)

-shot- x.x