Author's note:

Draco: smirks

Hermione: glares

Draco: you want me

Hermione: so do yo-

Draco: snog

I present to you 10 things Draco Malfoy would never admit about our favorite bushy haired know-it-all!

Draco liked to masturbate in libraries because it gave him a thrill-and because he always fantasized a muggleborn was watching him

He bought a brown haired wig and asked Pansy to wear it while they fucked and scream things like "preposterous" and "prat"

Once during orgasm he had screamed "HERMINNY" which lead to him nearly getting his balls hexed off

He knew that Granger owned 5 lacy thongs, 3 silk gstrings and many near see through bras and he now owed Dobby his life savings for letting him in her room

He had put a penis shrink charm on Ron Weasly who still hadn't realized his dong was smaller then his pinky

He had gotten a raging hard on from watching Granger eat a banana in the great hall and had exploded in his pants when she had moved on to a lollipop

When Pansy had whined about why he had stopped taking her to bed he had turned around and told her he liked them muddy and insufferable.

He liked to spend much of his classes making Granger's things fall over so he could watch her bend over

He had a blow up doll named hermers who was now the sole possessor of the bushy haired wig

One day he had caught Granger in the shower, fingering herself and moaning his name, and he had proceeded to help her by making her cum thrice that day with his pinky

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