the lonely
One day, Hinata bought a cocker spaniel from the grocery store at Konoha. Her dog had a funny hair-do.
The same day, Lee bought a poodle from the same grocery store. Then, he went to the hair salon. His dog had a funny hair-do.
As Lee waltzed out dancing with his new friend, he came across Hinata gazing solemnly at her new dog.
"It's just not the same without you," sighed Hinata.
Lee looked dumbstruck as he saw her dog. He walked over and asked, "Did you lose it, too?"
"Yeah." And both of them died on the spot.
