Hello all! Another story…I blame this one on my Edge Muse.

Edge Muse: What I do?

Dastiel: Um…you're the one who said that Wade and Chris looked like they were going to the prom together!

Edge: Well I…it…well its true!

Christian Muse: Yeah I know! Both in suits! It was awesome!

Edge: Yeah, totally awesome!

Mizzy Muse: Hey, I'm the awesome one! Me and only ME!

*Edge and Christian attack Miz*

Dastiel: Lord, help me!

Anywho…Here is my WWE Prom story. Hope you enjoy! Read and Review!

Warnings: Lots and Lots of Slash! Also it's some Out of Character people but not in a bad way…just read it you'll understand. And yeah the WWE is NOT a PG show in this story. Also I don't speak Spanish so the translations can be wrong. And when Jack's talking his S's are Th's because of his lisp. I use some of the superstar's real names in case you guys don't know what those are.

Phil: CM Punk

Hunter: Triple H

John: JBL

Miz: Mizanin, Mike or the Miz

Undertaker: Mark

Disclaimer: I don't own anybody. They all belong to Vince and TNA! Enjoy!

"You cannot be serious? Dad!" Hunter argues, "I've already went through one prom…I don't want to go through it again!"

"I've made up my mind. It's happening." Vince says. Hunter sighed.

"Will it be televised?" Hunter asks.

"Yes. But I've decided to let you guys take whoever you want, since the fans already know…who's together." Vince says, "Now get out!" Hunter walks out of the office. The rest of the superstars waiting to hear what happened.

"He's still having it." Hunter reveals. Frustrated groans came from the superstars, "But…he said we can take whoever we want."

"Are you serious?!" Phil shouts. Hunter nods, "Ahhhhhhh! CHRIS!" Phil shouts pouting.

"What?" Chris Jericho asks. He finally figures out what his lover wants, "Oh…no…nuh-uh not happening!" Chris says arms folded.

"But…But!" Phil looks up at Chris with puppy dog eyes, Chris sighs.

"Alright, fine…fine. I'll go but I'm not dancing." Chris says. Phil smiles.

"They are going to announce it tonight." Hunter says, "You can all go now."

"Well at least Dolph doesn't have to take Vickie." Miz laughs. Dolph rolls his eyes.

"Shut up, Mizanin!" Dolph shouts.

"How can you even go out with that THING?" Alex Riley asks laughing.

"Yeah, she's fat, ugly and Annnnoyyyyiiiinnngg!" Miz says saying annoying the same way he says awesome.

"Ha-ha! Yeah!" Alex says as he starts mocking Vickie, "Excuse me! I said EXCUSE ME!" Dolph is about to cry so he runs back to the locker room.

"Theriously! What the hell ith your problem?!" Jack Swagger yells pushing Miz. Miz just snickers. Jack just rolls his eyes and walks back toward the locker room.

"Maybe we should apologize, Mizzy." Alex says. Miz sighs but nods. Alex is about to walk away when Miz grabs his arm stopping him. Alex turns around and Miz is blushing. Ted and Cody see this taking place and make their way over.

"Hey, babe." Ted says putting his arms around Miz's shoulder. Cody did the same with Miz's waist.

"Um…Ted…Cody…" Alex stutters. He is about to walk away again. Miz looks up at his lovers with puppy dog eyes. Ted sighs but nods.

"Alex! Do you…want…to…go to the prom with us?" Miz asks. Alex smiles.

"Of course. Are you sure it's okay?" Alex asks looking at Ted then Cody. Cody smiles widely. Alex takes that as a yes. Meanwhile in the locker room, Rey is sitting on the bench reading '501 Must See Movies'

"What are you doing, Mi Rey (My King)?" Alberto asks getting out of the shower.

"Hmm…oh reading…how is the notebook not on this?" Rey asks bewildered. Alberto chuckles. He got dressed in kakis and a button up shirt. Rey is still reading when Alberto got on one knee. Alberto clears his throat. Rey put his book down and found his lover on his knees in front of him, "Alberto…what…" Rey starts to say before Alberto cut him off.

"Um…heh…okay…will you go to the prom with me?" Alberto stutters out. Rey sighs a sigh of relief. He was worried Alberto was going to pop the big question and they have only been going out for 6 months.

"Si, Papi. Next time just ask me. Americans don't get on one knee when asking someone to a dance. They only do that when asking someone to marry them." Rey explains. Alberto blushes. Rey smiles at him. Ricardo walks in. Alberto and Rey both look at him. They gesture for him to come over to them. Ricardo sighs but went over to them anyways. Alberto grabs Ricardo's waist. Ricardo squeaks.

"Silence, Mi pequeño príncipe (my little prince)." Alberto whispers in Ricardo's ear. Ricardo blushes.

"Awww, Caramelois (Sweetie) is blushing." Rey says. Ricardo blushes even more.

"Querida pequeña… (Little Dear)." Rey leans in and kisses Ricardo gently on the lips. Jack burst in the locker room. Seeing Rey Mysterio kissing Alberto's ring announcer and Alberto behind him watching.

"Um…thorry…I…thould have knocked." Jack says, "Have you theen Dolph?" Rey looks at him and nods.

"He was in here before, but he left already." Rey says.

"Damn. Thankth," Jack says walking out. Edge and Christian are out in the hall together, just simply holding hands.

"What's up, pal?" Edge asks Jack as he's passing by.

"Looking for Dolph. Jutht (Just) thaw (saw) Rey making out with Alberto'th (Alberto's) ring announther (announcer)." Jack says.

"Ha! Another threesome! Damn." Edge says. Christian hits him.

"Well, good luck finding Dolph. If he already left, he'll probably be back by at least 6 for the Smackdown taping." Christian says politely. Jack smiles, nodding and walking away. Christian stares at him as he is walking away. Christian sighs. Before Edge could ask what is wrong, there is a loud crash. Meanwhile, with Nexus:

"HEATH!" Justin screams. Morrison chuckles, as he pulls Heath up by his hair. Justin tries to get passed The Big Show, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Tyson Kidd, Kofi Kingston, Ezekiel Jackson, Zack Ryder, William Regal, Drew McIntyre and R-truth. Morrison kicks Heath in the stomach. Justin lunges forward only to be stopped by McIntyre. All Justin could do is watch and hear his boyfriend of 2 years get beaten up. Edge, Christian, Vladimir and Santino run over hearing the commotion. Edge, Christian, Santino and Vladimir try to come to Heath's aid, but they couldn't get past the others. Randy Orton and John Cena came running and charging at the group. It catches them off guard and Edge, Christian, Santino, Vladimir and the rest of nexus seizes the opportunity and attack. After a minute the group backs off.

"It's not over! Faggots!" Morrison says. Justin runs over to Heath who was bloody and weak.

"They always go after you, Heath!" Justin says helping his lover up.

"That's because they get a reaction from you, Justin." Otunga says.

"Whatever. I can't help it." Justin says.

"Damn I hate those guys." Randy says.

"Yeah, but if it weren't for you, Heath would be in worse shape. So thanks…" Wade says.

"Awwww! That's so nice." Harris says.

"Babe, shut up before you get beat up." Michael McGillicutty says to his lover.

Taping that night:

"Excuse me! It is my honor to introduce to you…EXCUSE ME! My boyfriend Dolph Ziggler!" Vickie Guerrero says. His music starts to play. He made his way to the ring. He got into the ring and stood next to Vickie. Before she could talk again the lights flickered and the noise sounded. Michael Cole rolls his eyes. He grabs the microphone.

"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I have received an e-mail." Cole says, "And I quote…'Ladies and gentlemen it is my honor to tell you that the WWE is holding…a…uh…a prom." Michael Cole stutters out. The crowd went wild; they start yelling and screaming. "It will be aired 3 weeks from tonight." Michael finishes. Michael looked over at Jerry and mouths 'You go with me?' Jerry just laughs and nods. Michael grins and sits down. Vickie is jumping up and down in the ring.

"Dolphy! Will you go with me?" Vickie asks. There was a long silent pause.

"No." Dolph finally says.

"What!" Vickie screams. Dolph grabs the microphone. He coughs up enough courage to say it again.

"No!" Dolph says confidently. The crowd 'ooohs' and 'ahhs' Vickie screams at him. He flinches. He knows what is coming. She slaps him hard on the face. He falls to the mat. The crowd is shocked. The blows and kicks just keep coming.

"You're worthless! Worthless! Nobody could love you!" Vickie screams at him. Dolph tries to get up only to be kicked down again.

Backstage:

Miz, Alex, Cody, Ted, Randy and Cena are watching what is taking place. Cody buries his head in Ted's chest. Cena did the same with Randy.

"Dammit!" Miz shouts, "Why didn't we see it!" Meanwhile, near the curtain going out to the arena. The security is trying to stop Jack from going out. Wade, Otunga and Harris come and distract the security. Jack slips by. Jack runs out into the ring.

"THOP!" Jack screams pushing Vickie off of Dolph. He helps Dolph up. "Leave him alone!" Vickie is about to hit Dolph again when Jack steps in front of him. Vickie is bewildered, she spits on Jack. Dolph sees this and slaps Vickie. The crowd cheers. Vickie is shocked, she runs out of the ring. A few girls in front start chanting "Kiss! KISS! KISS!" Before long almost all the women in the building are chanting it. Jack blushes. Dolph pulls him forward and gently kisses his lips.

"You are so going to the prom with me." Dolph tells to Jack.