Disclaimer: I don't own the iCarly show, but whoever stole it from me, I've already called the cops!
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As Carly was looking at Freddie, she couldn't help but smile. He had lost a bet with Sam that he could get all A's on his report card. Little did he know, Sam had changed his Advanced Statistics and Probability grade from an A to a B- (Hey, I might as well pretend that I care what his grades are, is what Sam had said when she told Carly) So, because Freddie "lost" the bet, Sam didn't have to wear a pink skirt to school, and he had to wear a giant banana suit to all of his classes. Still, he did look good in fruit. He always looked good in fruit. In fact, he looked good in almost everything he wore. He did have nice hair, a pretty nice sense of style, and he could always make her laugh with his feeble flirting attempts. Maybe, just maybe, she did like Freddie back.
"Whoa, snap out of it!" Carly said out loud.
Freddie and Sam looked at her suspiciously.
"What?" Carly said.
They continued to look at her in that "I Know You Were Thinking About A Boy, So You Might As Well Yell Us Who It Is" look.
"I needed to snap my fingers!" she said. She snapped her fingers, and then said, "There, all better." She said.
They continued to look at her in that "I Know You're Lying, So Tell Us The Truth" kind of look.
"Hey look, a distraction," She said.
Freddie and Sam looked away, but just until they realized that they had been tricked. That was all the time Carly needed to get away. They tried to chase after her, but by then she was buying a ticket for Peru and getting ready to leave the country. Then, just as she was getting ready to board the plane, the Macarena started playing on her cell phone. It was Freddie. Great, she thought, just the person I don't want to talk to right now.
"Hello?" Carly said.
"Carly?" Freddie asked.
"Yeah, why?"
"Who's the person that you like?" Freddie inquired.
"Oh, no one you know." Carly said
"Still, who is it?"
"Oh, no one you know."
"Carly" Freddie said in that "Tell Me Now Or I'll Tell The World About Your Obsession With Ryan Secrest" voice.
"You" Carly said quickly, hoping Freddie didn't hear.
"WHAT!!" Freddie yelled.
"Don't tell anyone! PLEASE!" Carly pleaded.
"Date me" Freddie said
"What?" Carly asked.
"Date me. You like me, and I like you, so date me."
Carly took a deep breath "Ok, I'll do it.
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!" Freddie almost shouted.
"So, are you going to return the ticket to Peru?" Freddie asked.
"But how'd you kn- was on my computer wasn't it?"
"Yup."
"Drat!"
At school the next day, Carly walked up to Sam, hand-in-hand with Freddie.
"Guess what?" Carly asked Sam.
"What?" Sam inquired.
"Freddie and I are dating!" Carly said.
Sam's mouth dropped, and her eyes practically popped out of her head. "WHAT!!" she asked in a low dangerous voice. She quickly gained control of herself. "I gotta go" she said. And with that, she left.
What will happen? Why did Sam run away? Will Sam and Carly's friendship be able to withstand? Why am I asking all these questions? Find out in the next chapter, hopefully!
