More Harry Potter scenes that would never really happen

More Harry Potter scenes that would never really happen

Harry and Voldie are in the middle of yet another vicious fight…

Voldie: hahahahaha do you actually think that you can defeat me?

Harry: I don't think, I know!

Then Harry looked at the script and started to laugh…

Voldie: what? What is my fly down? What's so funny?

Harry: hahaha. What kind of fruitcake of a line is that? I don't think, I know. Hahahaha you guys kill me.

Voldie (totally clueless): aren't I supposed to kill you?

Harry: no, you don't get it, never mind. All right lets do that shot again, but do you think we can change that line?

Director Dude: ill see what I can do, give me your script…all right here you go. Lets take this from the top.

Voldie: hahahahaha do you actually think that you can defeat me?

Harry: HAHAHA do you think I cant?…I-OUCH! What the?-

All of the sudden Lockhart comes running out from backstage, taps Harry sharply on the back, and yells, TAG YOUR IT!

Voldie: ooooo are we playing tag!?!?! I wanna play I wanna play! Nananananana you cant get me!

Voldie and Lockhart start to dance around Harry while sticking their toungs out at him.

Director Dude: Hey! What is going on here? I don't see anything about Lockhart and Voldemort playing tag anywhere in the script! What do you think your doing?

Voldie: he started it!

Lockhart: I did not! You did!

Director Dude: I don't care who started it! All right, Lockhart, I don't why you're here but you can go now, and Voldie I don't want to see any more of this childish behavior.

Harry: okay now can we actually do this?

Director Dude: Yes. Albright lets take this from the top again

Harry and Ron are on their way to Hagrids hut using the invisibility cloak after hours when they aren't supposed to be and accidentally run into Professor Snape, who for some odd reason, is also wearing an invisibility cloak…

Ron: wait a minute Harry, I think I hear someone…shhh…

Snape: (in a chanting singsongish voice) I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dodleledo, there they are all standing in a row. Bumbumbum, big ones small ones some as big as your head…

Harry: Was that Snape???

Ron: I think it was him but where is he I cant see him?

Harry: I don't know but wherever he is I think he's finally cracked. Maybe somebody-OUCH!

Snape: OUCH! What the-?

Ron: SHHH Harry what are you trying to do here, get us expelled?

Snape:  Hello? Is anybody there? Hmm! I guess not, now where was I? I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts… they really should put the whole song on the lion king because whenever anybody dings it they can only go so far! Hmm oh well. It's a small world after all it's a small world after all-

All of the sudden Hagrid comes running out of his hut with his hands over his ears yelling; no not the song, not the song and very suddenly and to his surprise, Hagrid runs into the invisible Snape…

Hagrid: no not the song! NOT THE SONG! ARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

Snape: Ouch, get off me you big lug! What do you think your doing?

Director Dude: no no no you're doing it all wrong! Where does it say in the script for Hagrid to runs out of his hut yelling? Nowhere that's exactly what I thought!

Hagrid: sorry I can't stand that song…

Director Dude: hmm come to think of it neither can I! Say whose idea was this anyway?

Snape: (insert random innocent whistling sounds here)

Director Dude: I should have known!

Snape: hehehehe bubye now!

Snape then runs off the set with the Director following closely behind…

Harry: well here we go again, so does anybody want to go have tea?…