Guess who f*ckin binge watched the entire Ouran Host Club and Brother's Conflict? This guy!

I will try to hit all of cliches in reverse harem anime, be prepared. It may be reverse harem but some character will be kept to their normal gender, why cause I want to make the pool as large as possible, like TWGOK level.

Don't judge...

Also if you want to know how the gender-swapped characters look like please check out takenisketch's artwork and think of them as you read the story. For Jaune her gender swapped version hair has a bit longer hair.

Enjoy!


Jeanne Arc, was in a predicament. Ok predicament was a sheer understatement, failing to do homework was a predicament, caught sleeping in class was a predicament, running out of pancake was a predicament, heck even an ursa could be a predicament given her team's ability. It was far something worse, much more sinister, much more dire.

Jeanne Arc, was asked on a date... by two people. Ok ok, it was not a disaster per say, Jeanne thought if she was overthinking such ridiculous idea. A date, her? She was just Jeanne Arc, noting else. Whether it was a date date or not Jeanne still panicked. Who was she suppose to say yes to? Should she just say yes to both and hang out together. That seemed like a good option so far.

Ok ok calm down Jeanne, they just want to hang out with you and nothing else. I know I'll ask Rin!

Jeanne exited the shower room and headed straight toward her dorm. At the corner Jeanne noticed someone at the corner was well, and before she knew it she was on top of someone. Today was a good day to Jeanne, she wasn't yelled by Goodwitch during sparring class, she did all of her homework with above average score, and actually led her team in a team exercise! And classes ended today!

It was all great until she was at the training room.


Inside the training room Jeanne continued to practice her sword techniques on the android. Until a yellow gauntlet block her strike.

"Oh hey Yin, are you here to train too?" Jeanne greeted, she reached for her towel and swabbed the sweats off her body "it feels great to sweat after exercise don't you think Yin?"

"... Huh? Oh yea... it is." Yin said, he quickly diverted his eyes away from Jeanne's chest , though the armor blocked any sign of cleavage, he had to try. "Anyways I was here to see you."

"Me?" Jeanne cocked her head in confusion, gods she was cute when she did that!

"Yea, how about you and me hit the club tomorrow night?" Yin said with the usual air of confidence "it'll be a date for the two of us."

"Date...?" Jeanne repeated the word

"Yep." Yin grinned, he leaned toward Jeanne's forehead and kissed, "see ya tomorrow Jeannie."


After the initial shock from the kiss and now exiting the training room Jeanne skipped the showering room and straight to her dorm. If there was anyone that can solve problems it was Rin. Jeanne bursted through the door.

"Rin are you here I need help!" Jeanne shouted, the only person in the dorm was Achilles Nikos, her partner, she noticed him sitting on his bed with a worried expression. Achilles?"

"Jeanne!" Achilles said in a surprised voice "I-I didn't expect you to be back so soon."

"Me neither I thought you were helping out professor Goodwitch" Jeanne said

"Y-yes but, there wasn't much work as I expected." Achilles lied, he was inside the dorm whole time thinking of the best way to ask Jeanne ask for a date.

"Achilles I need help!" Jeanne said urgently "Yin asked me out on a date and I don't know what to do!" tears welled in Jeanne's eyes, Achilles held himself to not squeeze her tight until the word 'date' reached to him.

"A... date?"

"I don't know what to do should I say yes or am I mistaken- I mean he did say it was a date but I- I don't know. Help me Achilles!" Jeanne shook Achilles by his shoulders

"W-well how about you go on a date with me so you can tell Yin you already have one? " Achilles covered his mouth after realizing his thought were spoken

"But that would be rude to Yin..." Jeanne said, "you know what Achilles I'll... I'll just go to the showers first."

Jeanne exited the dorm then headed to the shower room. While changing she felt a familiar pat pat on her head. She turned to see it was none other than Coco Adel.

"Hey Jeannie. You look worried there." Coco asked

"Do I look that obvious?" Jeanne sighed

"Oh yea, almost all the time, don't worry it's cute." Coco teased

And the reason why entire team GWBY is after you...

"So what's up Jeanne?"

"Yin asked me on a date..." Jeanne said as if that was the worst thing in the world

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"I mean I'm happy but... I don't know. And Achilles asked me on a date so I don't have to go with Yin. I don't know what to do." Jeanne said unsure of her own feelings

"So you got asked out twice?"

"What? No, Achilles only asked me so I don't have go with Yin, he's Achilles Nikos, I'm sure he already has a girlfriend that's way better than me back home..." Jeanne said as she changed into a one piece towel.

"Do you really think so?" Coco was smart in more than one way, gods she wanted to tell Jeanne, but what fun would that be? Bit by bit, a moderation was necessary

"What do you mean?" Jeanne said like a oblivious reverse protagonist as she was

"Think about it. If Achilles already has a girlfriend then why would he ask you out on a date? And if he already have one wouldn't it be known? Guys don't say the word 'date' that easily Jeanne. I know you're hard as a rock sometimes but you need at least know some signs." While she knew she would earn the ire of Jeanne's admirers a push was necessary, not shove, and as in shove telling Jeanne all of team GWBY and Achilles was totally into her. And possibly some other students.

Yes it would be amusing but... she wanted her entertainment to last longer, at least through out the year.

"Y-y-y-you mean?" Jeanne said trembling, her face became red as a tomato, unimaginable thoughts swirled inside Jeanne like a fierce typhoon "I... I... I didn't know... are you sure?"

Coco nodded, she leaned close to Jeanne "As your wise senpai, yes. And have some confidence in yourself!" Coco punched Jeanne's shoulder lightly "You're not bad as you think you are, otherwise why would two handomse boys ask you out on a date?"

Inside the shower the hot water washed over Jeanne. Though it was relaxing her thoughts were chaotic as an earthquake.

Do they really like me? I mean I can be looking into it too much but even Coco said it and Coco is well... Coco! But what if she's wrong and I misread it and make things awkward what happens then? Will my friendship with Yin and Achilles be ruined? Will they find me weird? I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! AGH WHY IS MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT! FIRST LEADING A TEAM WHICH I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN AND NOW THIS! AHHHH!

Jeanne banged her head on the wall inside the shower once.

"Ow..."


Which leads to now, Jeanne's face was red as a tomato as she realize whom she was on top of.

"H-hey... Blake." Jeanne threw a word not knowing what to say

"..."

"R-right! I'll get off of you..." Jeanne quickly "s-sorry I'll-I'll be going now!"

Blake watched Jeanne run off. Only one thought remained his head.

She was... soft.


Jeanne finally found her salvation. She found Rin and Thor at the courtyard.

"Rin! Thor!"

"Oh hey Jeanne! What's up?" Thor asked with the usual boisterous voice

"Yin just asked me out for a date HELP!" Jeanne said desperately, Rin and Thor stood without single sign of being shocked, not that Jeanne noticed.

"And?" Thor asked unfazed "you do know that team all of team GWBY li-"

Rin covered Thor's mouth before the obvious secret would've fall out "Thor." Rin chided

Thor chuckled "Woops, my bad."

"What is it?" Jeanne asked

Rin nodded to Jeanne "I understand, I'm here for you." Rin ignored the question for Jeanne's sake.

"Rin you're the best! I'm so glad you're my teammate!" Jeanne said, she smiled brightly to Rin and hugged her tightly Jeanne's petite body rubbed against Rin taller and slender body.

"Hey what about me?" Thor complained

"You too of course!" Jeanne hugged Thor as well, by now Jeanne's smile was brighter than the sun "thank you for being the best teammate ever too!"It was that moment that Thor realize how small Jeanne was compared to Rin.

Thor eyes welled with tears, he looked toward Rin with prideful and paternal tear flooding in his eyes. Thor picked up Jeanne like one would do to a puppy "Rin we must raise her to be a fine huntress! She's too pure for this world!"

"Come on guys I'm not kid I'm just as old as you are!" Jeanne's unbearably cute retaliation only made Rin to join in.

Rin picked up Jeanne from Thor and nodded to him.

"We shall." Rin said, following Thor's shenanigans with her usual flat tone.

Jeanne puffed her cheeks frustratingly, knowing that her outcry would be ignored. Rin carried Jeanne to a more private area to discuss despite Jeanne's request to be dropped down.

Rin raised her toward Thor who was about to follow.

"Thor. This discussion is for women." Rin said softly as she always did.

Thor frowned comically "But I'm her teammate too shouldn't I-" Thor cleared his throat "as her father I will not let you take Jeanne for yourself!"

Rin's beautiful pink eye sharpened to a dangerous glare. Thor realized the shenanigan was over.

"N-nevermind… I'll go back to the dorm." Thor left with a heavy slump.

Rin, with Jeanne in her arms walked to a secluded part of Beacon.

"Rin you can let me down now." Jeanne said

"It's fine."

"Really I can at least walk by myself." Jeanne said again,

"It's fine." Rin said again

At this point Jeanne had give up. That and being carried was more pleasant than she had expected. Jeanne's eyes drifted as the slow rocking from Rin's walking combined with the light cool wind was too much for Jeanne to handle.

This reminds me when Ivory used to carry me when I was kid. I wish I can see him again soon.


In a grimm infested forest Ivory Arc shot up. Ivory gripped his weapon stronger.

"What is it Ivory, grimms?" Ivory's partner, Cain asked

"My brother sense is tingling!" Ivory shouted with urgency, he fell to his knees "I'm sorry Jeanne... I can't be there for you. Forgive your incompetent big brother!" Tears fell from his eyes despite trying his utmost power to resist.

"..." Cain was speechless by Ivory's stupidity sometimes, powerful Ivory may be, but an idiot none the less "You're a dumbass sometimes you know that?" Cain sighed "Bloody siscons."


Jeanne's eye opened groggily, she roared a small yawn. Her eyes sparkled as she realized the surroundings. The view of Beacon and the emerald forest could be seen.

"Woah! Are we on top of a tree?"

Rin nodded

"So... Yin asked me out on a date and I think Achilles too. What do I do Rin?" Jeanne asked "you're right Rin

Rin did not speak, she merely shrugged.

"You're right Rin maybe I should go on a date! I mean I really doubt they like like me, right? It's just hanging out as friends." Jeanne asked

Rin shrugged again

"Yeah I mean I think I'm... somewhat possibly maybe ok enough... maybe... possibly." Jeanne said uncertainly "right?"

Rin sat still

"You're right Rin maybe I should go!"

That was easy... too easy Rin thought

"And I should invite Yin too so he won't feel left out!"

I knew it

"W-wait" Rin said softly

Jeanne hugged Rin "Thanks Rin I can always count on you!" Jeanne gulped as she saw the height of the tree "R-rin... can you get me down please?"

Rin sighed, as much as she wanted to help Jeanne had to grow on her own, being mother was a painful path "Ok."


Jeanne felt relieved. She would go on a date, and it would be fun and for all she knows it could have been a big misunderstanding, one that she could laugh about in the future. Jeanne returned to the dorm.

Huh I wonder where Rin and Thor went, maybe they went out raining. Jeanne thought, after noticing Rin and Thor's absence

"Oh hey Jeanne." Achilles greeted, he approached Jeanne, a slight blush crept up to his cheeks "so that date do you want to... you know?"

"Yea let's go!"

Achilles's face smile brightened "Really?"

"Yea I'll invite Yin too!"

The bright smile was soon sucked by the darkness. "Eh...?"


Inside the library Rin and Thor sought haven inside the peaceful library. Knowing that seeing Achilles's painful expression would be too painful to see.

"How long do we have to stay here?" Thor groaned "come on let's go back to the dorm..."

"Not yet." Rin said

Rin prayed for Achilles's well being from the damage from Jeanne's obliviousness, and for the rest of team GWBY for dismal romantic future.


That was the first chapters guys, I'd love to get some thought from you guys. If you guys have any ideas for future scenarios with our lovely but oblivious heroine Jeanne I would love it!