I. Ways to Annoy the Bloors Part One: Manfred

Alright, now I have been at Bloor's for quite some time now and I have mastered the art of Manfred-annoying. It's simple if you get the hang of it, right? In this very chapter, I'll put down practical pranks that you can use against Manfred. Warning, I do not encourage you to do these pranks, please, you'll get me in trouble and especially me, I mean, do you want me to get in trouble? I don't think so.

Ways to Annoy Manfred Rule #1. Stomp on his feet and run for it, if you're lucky, he won't catch you until dinner time!

Ways to Annoy Manfred Rule #2. If he's coming your way and he didn't call out your name (yet), spin around and walk the other way, fast! If you're lucky, he won't catch up to you, if you're super lucky, he won't have anything to do with you in the first place!

Wa- I'm just going to abbreviate this, okay? WTAM Rule #3. Hide in the boys/girls bathroom with the stall locked, camp out there for a while. Here's a quick tip, bring something to eat and do while you're there because when you're there, you're there!

WTAM Rule #4. While you're out doing number three, make sure you really don't have to go pee (hey, that rhymes!) or you'll lose your appetite!

WTAM Rule #5. Trick him! For example, when he's asking you to recite the rules (Silence in the halls, talking not at all, something something, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah) suddenly act shocked and point behind him. When he turns around, run for it! It works better when the halls are crowded! If you're lucky, he won't catch you until lunchtime!

WTAM Rule #6. Spread rumors, when he accuses you, act shocked and say, "Me, spreading rumors about you? Never!" and then laugh. When he doesn't believe you, run for it, you'll be lucky if you're not caught the next morning!

WTAM Rule #7. When he says, "Of course you're supposed to do that today, when else?", say, "Book," (Book is a code used in my math class for 'that's what she said' and that's not allowed now or my teacher would get mad) and laugh uncontrollably at him.

WTAM Rule #8. When he asks you, "Who are you talking to?", say, "Your mom," and run.

WTAM Rule #9. When you're supposed to give something to him, say, "Thank you," and when he says it's supposed to be him saying that, insist that he says it and when he says, "You're welcome,", laugh and say, "No silly, it's 'thank you!'"

WTAM Rule #10. Pretend you're deaf, then you'll have to shout to make yourself 'heard'. When he asks you stop, say, "Well then why didn't you say so?"

WTAM Rule #11. Make him dance to the tune of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb', if he says no, act upset and make a scene.

WTAM Rule #12. When he's sleeping, decorate his room with hearts and ribbons. Make sure they're frilly and mushy (as in, lovey dovey things).

WTAM Rule #13. While you're in there, paint his toenails (if you dare, I heard they're...not pleasant) hot pink with a high shiny gloss on it.

WTAM Rule #14. Wake him up early in the morning so he can help you make Easter Eggs...on Christmas...on a Sunday...insisting that they all should be pink.

WTAM Rule #15. Get Grandma Bone and my Great Aunts together and get them caroling outside his room. Make sure you're on their good side first.

WTAM Rule #16. Get the Flames to sneak up on Manfred, they should give him a surprise!

WTAM Rule #17. Two words: Prank. Calls.

WTAM Ruel #18. Nine words: Dump. Glue. On. His. Head. And Run. For. It.

WTAM Rule #19. Say his name over and over. When he's on the verge of annoyance and when he says, "WHAT???!!!", say ,"Hi!" and run!

WTAM Rule #20. The best hiding place is the girl's bathroom. If you're not a girl, too bad.