The song "Class" from Chicago, parodyed by Mark and Roger, talking about how story quality/canon have been blown from the fandom.
Italics is talking. Regular is singing. CAPITALS is the person's name.
Canon/Authors (Class)
MARK
The entire fandom has gone low-brow! Nothing's what it used to be!
ROGER
They really aren't, Marky. They just aren't. It's all gone.
Whatever happened to good canon,
And Mark's straightness
And Mo's gayness
Why is it authors are now such a pain in the brain?
Canon's gone down the drain
MARK
Canon... pfft.
Whatever happened to RogMimi,
And, CollinsAngel
And MoJoanne
Now every author is such, such a mofo-ing pain?
Canon has gone down the drain...
BOTH
Oh, there ain't no good authors
To write us sex and smut,
And if they do it's when we're
Screwing up the butt,
And both of us happen to be
Wonderfully straight,
Authors we sooo hate!
ROGER
Whatever happened to good authors
MARK
And great grammar
ROGER
And spell-checking?
MARK
Now no one even knows how
To spell Roger's first name!
The RENT fandom's now lame.
BOTH
GOD! There ain't no authors
That are fit for any fics,
And us two straight guys
Always have to fight with dicks
MARK
And even canon suddenly can turn to not!
ROGER
And even canon suddenly can turn to not!
BOTH
Authors can suck my cock!
ROGER
All you read about today is me and Mark!
MARK
Jesus Christ! Where art thou canon-esque spark?
BOTH
Authors are brain-dead crocks!
MARK
Every single author
ROGER
Is a son of a bitch
MARK
What the fuck?
ROGER
What the fuck?
MARK
They're on crack
ROGER
They're on crack.
BOTH
Authors have gone
Whaaaaaaack.
A/N: Ahah, me loves me some Chicago. Haha. This is for x Rajah x because it's her birthday on April 1st, just like me! Yay. Please review, and if you haven't heard this song, look it up! It's not in the Chicago movie but its on the movie and Broadway soundtrack, and it's in the Broadway show.
Review!
–Steph.
PS... happy Easter!
