Peter, Brian and Stewie were in the living room watching TV. "And now back to All Dogs go to Heaven." The announcer on the TV said. (on TV) Charlie is talking to Itchy. Charlie's voice changes from Burt Reynolds to Charlie Sheen and Steven Webber. "What crappy voice overs." Peter said bored. "The thought of dogs going to Heaven is highly overrated." Brian said. "Well yes but the answer is simple all dogs go to Hell." Stewie spat out. Brian smirked and got up. Just then Lois came in. "Come on Stewie time for your nap." "No! Burn in Hell!" Lois just smiled softly and said "My, my are we fussy." Peter looked out the window and noticed a moving van across the street. "Hey, Lois someone's moving in across the street." Peter said. Lois averted her gaze and looked out the window too. "How nice. How about we go introduce ourselves?" Lois said excited. Peter frowned "I don't wanna." "I've never been good with new neighbors like the time the Richards moved in."
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Peter and Lois ring the door bell. Mr. Richards answers "Yes." Peter immediately punches him in the face. "That's for all the things you may or may not borrow from me in the future!" he said angrily. Lois just shakes her head.
"Well whether you like it or not we're going." Lois said sternly. Stewie smiled and said "Hey Brian what do think they are a bunch of homosexuals?" Brian just stared "You know for someone who says he's not gay you sure talk about homosexuals a lot." "Hey, man there are a lot of gays in America it's hard not to." Stewie said innocently. Brian rolled his eyes and said "Riiight."
The family went across the street and saw a black and white dog. "Oh my God it's Rin Tin Tin!" Peter said excitedly. The dog turned around and said "What?" Lois quickly intervened "Please excuse Peter." A golden retriever walked out of the door and smiled. Brian stared at her in awe "My God she's beautiful." His thoughts were violently crushed when he saw her come up and kiss the other dog. "Ha! She'd never be interested in you anyway." Stewie said teasingly. "Shut up you haven't been with anyone for more than a week!" Brian replied. "You said you'd never bring that up!" Stewie said tearfully. Lois started to introduce the family. "I'm Lois, this is my husband Peter, Chris, Stewie, Meg and Brian." The dog nodded " Nice to meet you I'm Spike and this is my mate Pridi. Oh and our owner May who's about her age." He said pointing to Meg. Meg spoke up "Hey do you think she would like to hang out with me sometime?" "Meg, no one wants to hang out with you! That's about as boring as watching as watching paint dry." Peter said.
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Peter stands watching paint dry on a wall. "This is boring I'm going to watch washing machine." He says loudly. He walks over to the washing machine and sits down. "Aww sweet! T-shirt is substituting for sock!" he says happily.
Lois smiled and said "Pridi why don't you come with me for a bit." Pridi smiled back "I'd love to!" "Come on Spike I'll introduce you to the guys. Ya coming Brian?" said Peter. Brian sighed "I don't think so. I rather chew on the back of my ass." He said emotionless. Spike was somewhat amused by this but decided to keep it to himself. Stewie was outraged "Brian you're just going to give up!" he said. "What's the point? She's with him." Brian replied. "What if I told you I know a way to make her fall in love with you." Stewie said. "Oh yeah how?" Brian said interestedly. "You'll see Brian. You'll see." Stewie said evilly.
