Sailor Wars Episode 8
This Was Never A Game
INTR: Villain's Lair.
Naja
Well Ragna, you seemed to have failed again. I even went to the trouble of giving you a power up.
Ragna
It wasn't a failure. In fact, the scepter will be mine before you know it.
Naja
Oh really? I couldn't tell from the scrap heap of robots and the way you ran away.
Ragna
Trust me, that was all a diversion. Oh and the power up you gave me was more than enough.
Naja
You realize that if you fail there will be no home for you to come back to.
Ragna
I don't know what you're talking about.
Naja
If you don't believe me you can always talk to Queen Berryl about it, but before you set out on another sad attempt at revenge take this.
(Naja hands Ragna a belt to match his serpent gloves. Ragna puts it on and glows green.)
Ragna
Thanks bro.
Naja
Don't thank me, just do your job.
Ragna
Right
(Ragna vanishes.)
END SCENE
SCENE TWO
INTR: Syrus' Room.
Luna
I cannot believe all of you!
Tsuyoshi
What? It's not like we did anything wrong?-
Luna
Tsuyoshi, not another word. I expected this behaviour from you, but dragging the others into your shenanigans is unacceptable. Not to mention Syrus not going into battle and celebrating like you're the victor.
Tsuyoshi
Don't we deserve something for all of this hard work?
Luna
This isn't a game. We have a real threat on our hands.
Matt
Right, and he appears to be unstable.
Tsuyoshi
Like you two are ones to talk. I seem to remember seeing the both of going over which catchphrase is best with the kids.
(Points at Stark and Matt.)
Stark
Don't drag me into this.
Syrus
(Giggles).
Stark
Did I say something funny to you?
Syrus
You certainly want to be the tsundere of the group, don't you Stark.
Stark
I am not a tsundere!-
Tsuyoshi
Well you are kind of a dick.
Matt
Can we get on with this I have to meet KiKi to get Wackflurries.
Tsuyoshi
And let's not forget the guy who revealed his secret identity to his girlfriend. I mean did you even read the pamphlet?
Matt
Yes, but I don't keep secrets from KiKi. She wouldn't recognize me.
Luna
That's the whole point of the headband, it cloaks your original identity so the enemy and civilians will be none the wiser.
Stark
Well that's good to know. Now nobody will recognize me in that outfit.
Tsuyoshi
I like the combat armour.
Syrus
Yea. What's wrong with it?
Stark
Of course two would like it.
Tsuyoshi
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Syrus
Yup, definitely a tsundere. Besides what's wrong with revealing your identity to someone. I told my family.
Luna
You did what?
Syrus
Yea, like Matt I can't keep things from my family. If they need my help I'll definitely be there for them in any way.
Tsuyoshi
Ok Matt I can understand because KiKi was already there, but how in the hell did this conversation go? "Hey mom I'm a superhero now and I can make tornados."
Syrus
Hmm. Something like that. It was more like eeee look what I can do. I got something to show you. Then I transformed.
(Luna slashes all of the boy's faces.)
Stark
(Painful Grunt) Do you mind telling me what that was for?
Luna
You all have got to get a grip on the matter at hand. What we are dealing with is not going to sit here and wait for all of you to grow up to fight it. I don't know why you've all been chosen as heroes, but what I do know is that you all better start behaving like one or else your family, loved ones, yourselves, and let's not forget about the world will be destroyed without anyone putting up any kind of a fight.
Tsuyoshi
Who said we haven't been fighting?
Stark
I'm only interested in fighting when I'm brought into it.
Matt
What's your problem man?
Stark
I just wasn't brought up with the mindset to help others. Especially to this degree.
Matt
Are you serious?
Stark
There's no need to lie about this or discuss it any further.
Syrus
You're here now so that means some part of you is yearning to serve the public.
Tsuyoshi
Unless you're in it to help yourself.
Stark
This coming from the guy who always has a new complaint about any and EVERYTHING.
Tsuyoshi
Transform.
Stark
What?
Tsuyoshi
If you're gonna keep talking mess then we're just gonna have to fight it out. I mean we obviously aren't getting anywhere.
Stark
That's a dumb idea.
Tsuyoshi
(Tsuyoshi holds up his pen to transform.)
Moon Power Morph!
Matt
You're serious?
Syrus
Chill bro!
Sailor Moon
You have one last chance.
Stark
Get this guy away from me.
Syrus
You made your point man. It's not that serious.
Sailor Moon
Sorry Syrus. It won't be in your house promise.
Stark
Well I'm not leaving.
(Sailor Moon rushes towards Stark and hits himself with the mallet and transports both him and Stark outside. In the process Stark transforms.)
Sailor Moon
Well look who decided to join us.
Sailor Dusk
Go ahead and get on with it.
Sailor Moon
Like I need you to tell me.
(Sailor Moon attempts to bash Dusk with the mallet.)
Sailor Dusk
Dusk Data Wall! Well aren't you predictable.
(Sailor Moon jumps away before he can be shocked. He runs around Dusk trying to bash at any opening, but the wall completely forms as a barrier around him.)
Sailor Moon
Well that's new.
Sailor Dusk
Are you done?
(Sailor Moon rushes towards the barrier again and decides to get zapped by it. Resulting in reawakening his transportation power. He makes it into the barrier and kicks Dusk outside.)
Sailor Moon
Perfect!
(Ragna appears.)
Ragna
Eh. I've seen better.
Sailor Moon
What?
(Ragna punches Sailor Moon through a building.)
Sailor Dusk
Dusk System Shock!
(Ragna grabs some heavy duty rubber gloves out of his satchel and blocks Dusk's attack.)
Ragna
I thought you would have more juice. Nice attempt though.
Sailor Dusk
(Sucks teeth.) Dusk Data Wall!
Ragna
How long are you going to rely on the same two tricks?
(Ragna reaches in his satchel and grabs a computer virus and places it on Dusk's wall. The virus turns his wall red and eats away at it.)
Now that's better.
(Ragna roundhouses Sailor Dusk into the ground. He then vacuums him into the satchel. Sailor Moon attempts to bash him with his mallet, but Ragna grabs his right wrist.)
Sailor Moon
Well someone's been hitting the gym.
Ragna
Only five times a week. Can't you tell.
Sailor Moon
Eh, that's still up for debate.
(Sailor Moon tries to regain leverage and heel drop Ragna, but is slammed onto the ground and vacuumed into the satchel.)
Ragna
Well these power ups really do work.
END SCENE
SCENE THREE
INTR: Ragna's Abyss.
Sailor Dusk
See what you did?-
Sailor Moon
Hold the hell on! Now I know you're not blaming me for this sh!t-
Sailor Dusk
If you hadn't have picked a fight with me for no reason-
Sailor Moon
No it's more than that and you know it. You've been being a complete dick since day one and I don't have time for it. I get it you don't like helping people and blah blah blah, but what I will not tolerate is that you want to sit here and rag on Syrus and I all the time. So if you want to just help and leave do it. Because we get it.
Sailor Dusk
Well, how long have you been waiting to say that little gem.
Sailor Moon
Shut up and find us a way out of here.
Sailor Dusk
Well you don't have to be rude about it.
(Sailor Dusk uses his pen to scan for an exit, but is receiving some interference.)
Sailor Moon
Of course.
END SCENE
SCENE FOUR
EXTR: Syrus' Neighborhood.
Ragna
Now, where's that scepter?
Sailor Sonic
More importantly where's our comrades?
Ragna
You took your time getting here.
Sailor Jupiter
Just like you took the time to leave your manners at home.
Sailor Sonic
Eeee. Nice one!
(Sailor Sonic and Jupiter high five.)
Ragna
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy trapping you in the abyss.
(Sailor Sonic and Jupiter start posing as they say their catchphrase.)
Sailor Sonic and Jupiter
Go ahead. Because we are the Awesome Guardians that fight for Kindness, Strength, and Justice.
Sailor Sonic
I'm Sailor Sonic!
Sailor Jupiter
I'm Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor Sonic
Now may the wind
Sailor Jupiter
That is tranquil decide this match.
(Ragna attempts to vacuum both Sailors Sonic and Jupiter into the satchel.)
Sailor Sonic
Sonic Pulsar!
(Sailor Sonic changes the direction of the current momentarily enough for both of the scouts to escape.)
Ragna
Nice try, but it won't work again.
Sailor Jupiter
Jupiter Asteroid Prison!
(The asteroid prison forms around Sailor Jupiter and Sonic, preventing them from being sucked into the abyss.)
Ragna
Hmmph. Impressive, too bad I calculated for this as well.
(Ragna reaches in his satchel to grab a flamethrower and begins to set fire to the prison.)
How long can you stay in there?
END SCENE
SCENE FIVE
INTR: Ragna's Abyss.
Sailor Dusk
If only we could reach that gleam whenever he pulls something out we could be able to exit this place.
Sailor Moon
We could just jump up there, but by the the time we do it'd be too late since our powers are weakened in here. Hey, hit me.
Sailor Dusk
What?
Sailor Moon
Just hit me. I have an idea and you know you want to.
Sailor Dusk
YOU might be crazier than Sonic.
END SCENE
SCENE SIX
EXTR: Syrus' Neighborhood.
Ragna
Come on. Don't you think you're dragging this out?-
Sailor Sonic
Sonic Starlight Screw!
(The wind from Sonic's attack pushes the flames back.)
Sailor Jupiter
Sequoia Scabbard!
(Sailor Jupiter rushes towards Ragna with the tree branch.)
Ragna
I'm ready for you this time.
(Ragna reaches into his satchel.)
Sailor Moon
Now!
Sailor Dusk
Dusk System Shock!
(Sailor Moon absorbs the shock. He then uses his mallet to bash himself upside the head. Grabbing Sailor Dusk the moment before he teleports. The two latch onto the shield before Ragna pulls it out.)
Ragna
Too slow! Wait!
Sailor Moon
Did you miss us.
Ragna
No not really.
Sailor Jupiter
You're done.
(A projection of a sword comes out of the branch, but is blocked by the shield.)
Ragna
Not yet. I still haven't collect my prize.
(Ragna rushes Jupiter with the shield and steals the scepter in the process.)
That's better. Now I can leave.
Sailor Moon
Moon Mighty Bash!
(Ragna narrowly avoids the impact.)
Ragna
Get some more moves. See you!
(Ragna vanishes.)
Sailor Moon
Damn! Why did you have the scepter with you anyway?
Sailor Jupiter
KiKi still had it and I was the only one she would give it to.
Sailor Moon
And you couldn't hide it?
Sailor Jupiter
This all just happened. We can get it back.
Sailor Moon
Oh yea how? Do you know where he went?
Sailor Jupiter
No, but I'm sure Luna or Dusk can find out.
Sailor Moon
(Sigh). Why?
Sailor Sonic
Look guys we have to tell Luna alright, so let's go.
Sailor Dusk
Great, more work.
Sailor Moon
Shut up!
END SCENE
SCENE SEVEN
INTR: Villain's Lair
Naja
Well you didn't fail good job.
Ragna
Why you gotta say it like that. I'm sure Queen Berryl will be pleased.
Naja
I think you should bring it to her directly.
Ragna
How will I be able to the moon from here?
Naja
Don't worry brother. I'll show you the way.
END
