Disclaimer- I don't own anybody in this story or any of the locations or anything!!!!!!!! On to some other important notes regarding Anger Mangement. Haha! That looks funny, but yeah....

This story is a parody fic. Meaning, we satire something. In this case, the unfortunate victim is the Usagi do-alls who write these stories that the inners betray Usagi and she runs away to another dimension and falls in love and forgets about her duties. I know there happen to be a few people who know that USAGI would NEVER do that. So here we go...straight into....Anger Mangement.

Prologue

"I feel horrible doing this, I've never met behind someones back before" Ami whimpered, "I'm not sure if this is the best idea."

"Don't feel bad Ami, its for the best. You don't want to live in someone's shadow for the rest of your life, do you?" Makoto asked.

"I don't know, Mako, I like the shadow very well. I've become immune to it." Ami explained.

"Ugh, Ami, you don't understand. Plus, you didn't have a problem last time we did this." Mako said, frustrated with her friend.

"But last time you tricked me into meeting, and I didn't like it at all." Ami said, peeking out the corner of her eye at Makoto, to see her reaction.

"Hmm. Whatever Ami-chan." Mako stated simply, while Ami supressed a sigh, "I wonder when Minako and Rei will get back with the others."

"Well, knowing both of their flaws: Minako's speeding problem, and failure to notice street signs and red lights for that matter could cause trouble for her. And Rei's road rage could be a counterpart on her driving. It could be a while before either of them got here."

"Then why did either of us drive?" Mako asked.

"Hey, I'm smart, but I'm not that smart." Ami retorted.

*Now everyone faint*

"Apparently, according to these stories. Usagi is smarter than me...so that must mean I don't have any sense of logic and will be losing control of my senses soon." Ami added fearfully.

Ami sighed, and started to bang her head on the table.

"Oh No Ami! Stop! Ami, Stop!" Makoto ordered, trying to stop Ami from her self-abuse, "I wish they would hurry up."

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"Ugh, Dumb Lady! Driving is simple, but YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKE!" Rei screamed at the car in front of her.

The elderly woman in front of Rei moved every so slighty.

"ACK! MOVE!" Rei said, slamming her car into the old lady's car and sending the old lady flying out of the car and into a nearby ditch.

"Thats better!" Rei sighed, and pulled into Natsui's driveway.

"Hey Rei! What the hell did you do to your car?" Touma asked.

"Enh, Ran into an old lady." Rei replied nonchalantly.

"Ugh, and we're riding with her?" Shin whispered to Shuu. "I'm scared."

"Oh get a grip Shin, Its just Rei, How bad can she be?" Shuu whispered back.

Cut to Rei driving recklessly through the streets running into every car on the street, parked and moving on the road.

"Ahhh, Rei, slow down, slow down!" Shuu screamed.

"Shutup Shuu, these people aren't moving fast enough!" Rei yelled back, and increasing her speed about 10 kph.

"Rei! You're going 110 kph!" Ryo yelled at her.

"Shutup you big baby." Rei grumbled.

"I just feel bad for Seiji," Touma said simply, "He called shotgun."

Everyone but the speeding Rei looked at Seiji who was scared out of his mind and clutching the seat.

"How much further?" Shin squeaked.

"Less than 5 kilometers."Rei said again, way too cheerfully. Then and old nun pulled up in front of her.

"Oh no you don't! I have to deal with enough nuns during school everyday! Don't push me any farther! Rei yelled ramming the car into the nun's van.

"Ahh, Rei Stop! You're scaring me!" Seiji yelled at her.

"Plug it!" Rei said through her teeth.

Then the 6 of them heard sirens.

"Oh shit. Cops..."Rei said again pulling over, "One of you back there. Hand me my paintball gun!"

"No Rei, you're out of control" Ryo said to her sternly.

"Hand me the damned gun!" Rei yelled.

Shin quickly grabbed the gun and handed it to Rei.

Rei rolled down the window, before the officer saw her she shot him with the paintball gun and drove off!

"Ok Get me out of this car NOW!" Shuu shrieked yanking at the door.

"Relax, we're here." Rei said parking in front of Makoto's apartment building.

Rei got out of the car and walked over to Mako.

"Whats wrong with them?" Mako asked.

"I have no idea, guess they don't like my driving."

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"Aircraft arriving from other dimentions arrive in Gate F." The lady over the P.A. at the Tokyo Airport said slowly.

"Thats me!" Minako jumped. She ran over a few people to get to Gate F.

"Ok, I'm looking for Middle Earth and Hogwarts,"Minako whispered to herself scanning for the flights, "Here we are, Gate F2, Hogwarts."

The gate opened and Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and of course, Harry Potter were the first people to emerge from the gate. They all recognized Minako from the last meeting, and waved.

"Minako! We're going to sort out our problem this time, aren't we?" Harry asked.

"But of course, Harry, but of course. But we need to pick up Legolas from the next gate over." Minako said pointing towards Gate F5.

"Aw, I don't like Legolas, last time we met, you and Makoto were so upset that he couldn't make it, you sobbed during the whole meeting." Draco complained.

"Well, he's flying in this time." Minako said with a wide grin, and waiting for the gate door to open.

The Gate F5 Door flung open, and Minako screamed in disgust.

There was a blond elf, with a warty, hooky nose, and fangy teeth with a bow on his back.

"Are you Legolas Greenleaf?" Minako asked, hoping this elf would say no.

"Yes." Legolas replied.

"No, you can't be! THIS is Legolas Greenleaf." Minako said, holding up a Lord of the Rings movie poster pointing towards Legolas.

"No, that's Orlando Bloom. I am Legolas Greenleaf." Legolas said proudly.

"....Ok," Minako whimpered, and dragged her feet, and pointed for Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, and Legolas to follow her.

"Ugh, Here we go again..."Draco whined.

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Minako's car pulled in front of Makoto's apartment, and everyone exited the car. Minako saw Makoto and Rei peeling Shin out of Rei's car. Seiji, Shuu, Touma and Ryo already exited.

"No, No! LET ME GO!" Shin screamed.

"Shin! The car ride is over." Makoto explained.

"I know, I know,"Shin whined, "But Rei scares me!"

"Mako, I've got your keys. I'm going to your apartment, because apparently, I scare people!"Rei said, glaring at Shin.

"See? She's scary!" Shin whined.

Rei rolled her eyes and walked into the building.

"Lemme guess, Rei drove." Minako laughed. Then her happy expression changed to a disappointed frown. Minako pulled Makoto to the side, causing Makoto to drop Shin on his head.

Everyone winced, but no one did anything.

"Anyway, Legolas is nothing like we saw in the movie!"Minako whispered through her teeth, then turned around and waved at Legolas with a fake smile.

"That is not him!" Makoto said, upset.

"Yes it is, I asked him about it. And he mentioned Orlando Bloom or someone!" Minako said, upset.

So everyone trudged on into Makoto's apartment. --------

When everyone sat down, and finished talking to each other with their 'welcome backs', Ami called the "meeting" to order.

"Victims of Usagi-Worshipping Fanfic. I welcome you! We all share a common problem, Usa-"Ami started but was cut off, but was cut off by a violent knock at the door.

Makoto opened the door.

"I'm SOOOO sorry, Mako, we are SOOO late." Duo shouted.

Minako winced when she heared Duo's shriek through the door.

"Hi Minako!" Duo exclaimed happily, running over to Minako and jumping on to a chair next to her.

"Unnh, Hi" Minako said, annoyed.

Then Heero, Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa being last filed in.

Ami was about to speak again, but was interrupted by a huge slam of the door which made everyone jump a little.

"Ok...As I was saying..."Ami continued, We all share a common problem, Usagi making the rest of us looking mean, stupid, foolish, crazy, idiotic, and overall horrid people.

"Ami, you used stupid, foolish and idiotic. They all mean the same thing." Touma explained, being coy.

"Shut up for once, Touma, we don't need you're smartass remarks. We all know I'm the smart one around here!"

Rei and Makoto applauded, which followed in stares. They both slowly stopped and allowed Ami to continue with her speech.

"As I was saying...again, We meet here to stop Usagi from making us look like bad, STUPID,FOOLISH, and IDIOTIC people, and see what we can do here about this problem. Last time, we had some trouble..."

"A little trouble? Ryo set Minako's house on fire!" Hermione yelled.

"And my mom is STILL suffering from the heat rash, THANK YOU!" Minako stressed.

Before Ryo could defend himself, Ami cut him off.

"Before we get another fight brewing, which caused the fire last time, lets concentrate on our problem here."

"Okaaaay." Every chorused.

"Alright, I declare this meeting of Anger Managment....Open!"

--------- Hey everybody. Hope you Usagi-fans don't get too pissed. But its about time something like this rolled around. I'm sick of Usagi being Miss Goddessness! Dera's got the next chapter, thats it!

Shee ya!

Lola.