A/N: I was bored and decided to recycle some Chuck Norris jokes ^_^ I in no way own Supernatural :'(

When Dean Winchester has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, but because he's run out of women

Dean Winchester doesn't read books…He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Dean Winchester lost his virginity before his dad did

Dean Winchester doesn't sleep…He waits!

Dean Winchester isn't hung like a horse…Horses are hung like Dean Winchester

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three of them at the same time? Dean Winchester

If you can see Dean Winchester, he can see you. If you can't see Dean Winchester, you may be seconds away from death

When his hunting prowess fails to resolve a situation, Dean Winchester plays dead. When that doesn't work, he plays zombie

Although it's not common knowledge, there are three sides to the force: the light side, the dark side, and Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester drinks napalm to quell his heartburn

If you want a list of Dean Winchester's enemies, just check the extinct species list

Dean Winchester has never blinked in his entire life…EVER!!!

There are no disabled people…Just people that have pissed off Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester doesn't need to swallow when eating food

If Superman and the Flash raced to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Dean Winchester

Ironically, Dean Winchester's hidden talent is invisibility

Dean Winchester invented water

Dean Winchester is Luke Skywalker's real father

Dean Winchester does not use spell check. If he misspells a word, Oxford will simply change the spelling of it

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Dean Winchester can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants!!!

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