I OWN NOTHING!!!

Emmett pov

"Hey Emmett. I have an idea! Since everyone but you and me is out hunting, lets play karaoke!" Alice was so board, and so was I.

I looked at her with a huge grin on my face. The whole time thinking 'O.K.! I want to sing. I want to dance. Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!'

At the same time we jumped off the couch and ran up stairs.

While she picked out the C.D. I went and set up the karaoke machine.

After everything was said and done, I heard the song "I Kissed a Girl" come on... karaoke style.

Alice had paused it and said "You go first, and I want you to make up your own words!"

I looked at her and nearly scream "That sounds awesome!"

The music started and I began.

(I only know the cores so that's all I can put)

"I kisse a squirl and it tickled."

"The taste of his nutty goodness."

"It felt so wrong, it felt so furry."

"Hope her boyfriend knows I'm sorry!"

"I kissed a squirl and it tickled!it tickled!"

A/N: O.K. Ihoped you liked it! This is my first story, so it's not that funny. Please review and dont be afraid to tell me my flaws. =)