Title:Ya win Some Ya lose Some!
Author:American Psycho
Sumarry:Spoof of a gameshow



"Hello we are back for a fairly interesting but also very stupid episode of,YA WIN SOMEYA LOSE SOME!I am the host Preston Ferguson with my co-host Justin Contois,my Female Servant who is a male,and our spokesdog:Petey.LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE!What is your name?"the host says."My name is-"he starts but is interupted"WE DONT GIVE A SHIT!Now you have three questions.Ya get em' all right,ya go to the bonus round!2 Right ya get a dollar and less than that we make you a victim of our senseless acts of violence.Question number one please Justin."Justin holds up a card that has 3 numbers."What does this say sir?"Justin asks.The contestant says"THOSE ARE NUMBERS THEY DON'T SAY SHIT!"Preston looks and smiles then replies"HOLY SHIT!You are the first person to ever get a question right.Question number 2.Can you answer it?"The man looks puzzled and says"No?"Preston says"YES!One more correct answer and you go into the bonus round!Okay question number 3.Is petey our spokesdog?"The man looks puzzled again and says"YES!"Preston shakes his head and says"It's a shame.You got it right and now we gotta let you live.Anyway the BONUS ROUND QUESTION!Do you eat,Collie Flower?"The man looks like he's thinking hard"Yes?"Preton smiles and says"NO!YOU DON"T EAT COLLIE FLOWER!Your prize for making it here is a free fuck by our male lady servant!This show was brought to you by:Some Rich ass mother fuckers!Thankyou and goodnight!