I was going throught my multitude of folders and deleting crap that I never use... and I found this. So I finished it and decided to stick it up on this site :)
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"Please restate the question."
"Unable to comply."
Gah! It's enough to make me puke... if I had a stomach, that is. Why are we computers only programmed with the most basic and infinitely annoying sayings?
Sigh...
You know what? I'm bored. I'm supposed to be out exploring space, but I'm stuck here inside, counting the number of cracks in my left nacelle.
Somebody needs to fix that...
Oh! The shuttlebay doors are opening... I wonder who's visiting me... Please give me a mission, pleasepleaseplease...
Hey Tom, long time no see, is that a repair kit you've got?
Damn, it is, I guess I'm stuck in here for a while longer.
Hey, what are you doing, it's my nacelle that needs repairs, not my sensor grid! It works just fine, you oddly-handsome pilot...
Oops, a little too much info there...
Thank the Delta Quadrant that I'm only thinking and not talking out loud, they'd think I was malfunctioning and decompile my program, and that wouldn't be very nice, now would it?
Hey, watch what you're doing, you nearly burnt out my auxiliary power relays! Geez, organics these days... Get away from there, that's not for you to touch!
Thank you.
Okay, now go fix the nacelle.
Arg! That's not the nacelle! You idiot, do I have to point it out to you?
"Warning, microfractures detected on port nacelle."
Now will you go fix it?
And the human finally gets the idea through his thick skull.
Hey, hey! What are you doing? That tickles! Get offa there, you're tickling me!
...Oops, sorry Tom, didn't mean to shock you... It wasn't that bad, was it? I mean, it was only a little one...
Nononono! Don't go! Pretty please? I get so lonely, with only Voyager to talk to... and she's no fun at all...
"Night, Delta."
It's kinda cute, really, the way he gave me a nickname. I just wish he'd spend more time in here...
"Night, Tom."
By the Borg, did I just say that out loud!? I'm royally screwed now...
Ah, what the heck, I might as well go all the way... "Come back tomorrow, okay?"
I'm not sure if it was from the shock (it was an accident, I swear), the lack of sleep, something else, or a combination of the three, but he only nodded slowly. "I will."
And with that he left.
You know what the coolest thing about that was?
He did come back the next day.
And I got to zoom around a solar system for a couple hours. W00T!
