Sakura POV
Sakura yawns, stretching out of her bed. The sun is shining on her face, and it stinks in here. 'Stinks,' Inner Sakura thinks, 'that's odd. It's never smelly. Except of Cherry Blossoms, of course!'
While she stands up, it feels...unfamiliar. She's never had blue blankets before. And her walls aren't grey. They're pink, last time she checked. She's never had an outside window near her bed. She's always been in the dark, solitary room of confinement. Not a bright, happy place like this one. 'Where am I?' And...was that an odor on her body? 'Forget that, I need perfume.'
"Shut up, brat!" a voice shouts in her mind. She jolts back, as if she's been slapped in the face. "You woke me up at...five in the morning! You should be ashamed of yourself, boy!" Whoever it is says in her mind. 'HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BOY, SHANNARO! I'M THE BEST GIRL IN TOWN, YOU KNOW!' She thinks, not realizing she's screamed it out loud.
"It pains me to say it, but your loud voice is giving me a headache. And I'm the parasite in your body. You're the host, so lead the way, friend."
'EEEK! You mean, like the bug thing? That's so gross!' She looks around and is still confused. 'I think I'm going insane. I already had a voice in my head. Now I have two.' She clutches onto her head.
"Hmph. I didn't know before, but you're definitely not Naruto. You're way too girly for my tastes. Anyway, I'm guessing you switched your mind with him. Or bodies? I dunno. My name is Kurama. The Kyuubi, otherwise known as the Nine-Tails Fox. Right now, you're inside of Naruto's body as we speak." Looking down, Sakura saw, to her horror, the very familiar orange pants. Not to mention, his orange jacket...his fashion tastes were just as bad as Lee's! And apparently 'her' little problem at her crotch became apparent.
She was excited.
"Oh my gods! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She shrieks, and the next door neighbor throws a shoe at 'her' (No, Naruto's) window. "Good riddance," they shout, but the Cherry Blossom doesn't care. She has her own demons to deal with.
"This is the worst! I'm a boy! This is SO disgusting! A - and Naruto's in my own body! He's probably doing perverted things to it! EEW! How do I deal with this," she points to the sheets she's wetted apparently.
"God, you're annoying. Anyway, just toss it into the laundry or something. How should I know? I'm a demon."
"Case and point," she says, still not knowing if this is all just some terrible nightmare or if she's finally lost it. Probably both. "OK, deep breaths. In. And out. Alright. You've got this, Sakura." She says, trying to feel confident, when, really, she was quite the opposite.
"Anyway, weren't you sealed away or something? Dad said so. And mom never told me anything about you if she could help it." She says, talking to herself, as she carefully holds the tip of the sheet so she doesn't have to touch her "business". She dumps it into a nearby basket and tries to look past the mass amounts of trash littering the floor. She makes a note to herself to clean in up for later. She can't live in a dumpster as long as she has this body.
"That's what the old man hokage wants you to think. Truth is, he hid away all of the information of what really happened that day from your generation. The adults interpreted what really happened that day differently. Some thought Naruto could one day become a demon. Others thought he WAS the demon. It depended on who is who, but his whole life he's been shunned by the village. Which is why he accepted Team Seven as a family. The Uchiha was like his big brother, and you were like his big sister, Haruno. And Minato's student the fatherly figure. Though, that depends if you see that pervert of a man as a father."
'That's...terrible. Now, I feel bad for always being so bad to him all the time. All along, I just hurt him because he acted so brash. It turned out, he was hurting on the inside the whole time. And I was always pushing him, too. I'm so useless.' Kurama is suddenly silent for awhile, as she sorts his random assorting of clothes into the basket.
'Drat! Why doesn't he have a washer or drier! I'm so screwed! Does the baka even have any money?' She thinks, looking around for any signs of something.
" The brat's been broke ever since he was a wee Kit. He's lucky to even have anything in that froggy wallet of his. Let me see what he has. "
She dumps the contents on the counter, and she feels a source of power behind her eyes. For a second, she feels completely blind. And then she can see again.
'W - What did you do, shannaro!' She asks, her Inner Sakura pumping a fist into the air. "I... may have possessed you just a tad. A little! Honest! I swear I'm not in full control! The seal down there," Though she can't see it, she knows he's talking about her stomach with the black swirl, "prevents me from using you to my advantage completely."
She crosses her arms, though that looks odd on Naruto. 'Whatever. I'm going to get some money. Lord knows that baka needs it. I'll have to find him eventually. I'm not gonna stay stuck in this body forever!Even so, I guess one day can't hurt, right? It's not like the idiot is going anywhere.'
This could be a good experience. Being a female and all was one thing, but being two genders in a lifetime was another. Besides, she could use this as good blackmailing material! She can finally gossip to Ino after all this time!
With these pleasing thoughts in mind, she gets dressed (in a cheap black shirt with a red swirl in the middle and grey shorts. It's the only...suitable clothing to wear in this untidy closet of his.)
She heads out the door all dressed and everything.
Time to give his apartment landlady a serious talking to!
