PSST! Hey peeps. This is based on a roleplay that I've been having with my friends over the internet. We have an original character tossed in here, but, then again, who doesn't? Thanks to moodymarecale and hoshiranit. Please leave reviews! Thanks!

Disclaimer: I have no association with Yugioh, and do not own.

Joey was busy sneaking around with Tristan. The two had a knack for mischief, but this was BIG. And when I say big, I mean HUGE. They had stumbled into the teacher's lounge and had discovered that their history teacher was wearing a WIG! They had left tea and Yugi out of the plan, in case tea ranted and Yugi would disapprove, well that's what Tristan said anyways. Now, on with the plan..

They had sneaked past the office, and glued themselves to a wall. They then wormed their way to the idle wig, and tied an electronic mini car to it. They heard footsteps, snickering, they slipped out. Now, you might ask why they were after school, but that was the usual detention. Duh. They couldn't WAIT till history class. That's probably the first time he had ever said that.

The 2 boys, good intentions or not, decided to leave. They had been so busy in hiding their existence, they literally ran into Rebecca, and well smack down with their faces on the floor. "That's another name for kissing the floor." Joey mumbled as he stood up.

Rebecca was walking through the halls of the school she was staying after for credit. She was run over, and she got up fairly annoyed. She stood up and crossed her arms and tapped her foot "What are you doing?" she asked

Joey let out a sigh and shook his head and put his fore finger up to her face. "You'll have to see tomorrow missy!" he said mocking testily. "It goes like this, a wig, and a head. Poetry for the day!" Honda said laughing.

Rebecca glared at them, why did they always have to do this! "Well, hate to spoil your fun, but I'm telling the principle and the lot of you will get what you deserve! "She said putting her arm to her hip.

Joey then placed his hand on her head, and as she tried to walk, was stopped by the "power" of his hand. "You're not going anywhere missy until you pledge your loyalty!" he said as he gave her a silly grin

Yami approached Joey, Honda, and Rebecca with a smile... seeing Joey and Rebecca playing around, and waved. "Hey guys! What's going on?"

"What're you doing after school Yug'?" Joey said as he let go of Rebecca. "Did YOU get into detention too?" he asked amazed, sure everyone knew he could get in detention, but not as often as goody two shoes Yugi.

Yami Yuugi laughed nervously. "Erm, no! Of course not. I was just getting extra help on my.. Algebra." The truth was he actually got into trouble for playing a game during a class and ended up getting a 2 hour detention for it, but he couldn't let anyone know about that, though they'd surely find out.

Tristan was busy fiddling with his control, when he let his control slip, and pushed the forward button. Chain reaction. They could here a sharp " GAAAH!" from the office, followed by an angry BALD history teacher racing toward them.

Yami looked at the bald teacher curiously, wondering what happened in the office.

Joey looked to his right and immediately put on a -GAH!- face and made a scramble for it, pulling along Tristan. Yami and the two made a mad dash, Joey in the lead, looking the most ridiculous. They could hear angry shouts from afar and hoped they'd had made it.

Yami panted slightly while trying to talk to Tristan "What... did you...do!" Yami looked back at the teacher, who was shaking his fist in the air at them.

Tristan panted, talking in breathes. "Wig." Joey had slowed down, and immediately burst out laughing and snorting. "HAHAHA" he said as he started rolling on the floor.

Yami stared at the two, blankly. "You mean... you pulled off that teachers WIG!"

"You better hope that teacher doesn't find you." Yami shook his head.

Tristan immediately took the cue, and began to laugh in amusement. They both knew Yami most likely was looking at them blankly. Joey attempted to stop three times before he was able to calm himself. "Yes, wig. " he said as he kept on his silly grin. "The mutation of our hideous experiment has been let loose to the school!" Joey joked as he slapped Tristan on the back. "We'll probably get busted by Rebecca anyways." Tristan added.

Joey then finally settled down. He acted as if it never happened, or at least partially. "So, does Yugi have any more powdered cocoa? "He said as he shivered. He then randomly insulted the school, yelling up into the air. "Darn you, can't you get some air conditioning?"

Ugh, Rebecca Yuugi said/thought. Yami grinned, Girlfriend,eh? Yuugi fumed. NO! He yelled. "I believe so. And why do you need air conditioning when it's winter?" Yami asked. "Joey, don't you mean to say that this school could use a good heating system?"

Tristan looked at Yami a big - Joey's such a moron - look on his face as he resumed watching Joey insult the school. Joey looked at Yami quizzically. "Same thing." he said carelessly. "Well, want to get out of this dump or not? You know you can stay here during the day all ja want." he said as he turned to the direction out.

"I'd rather not." Yami followed Joey closely out of the high school, and into the cold, winter air. "JEEZ, it's cold."

Yami ran down the school steps and looked back, noticing that Tristan was still at the top of the steps. "Coming?" He asked. "TRISTAN!" Yami called. "We need to hurry! Joey's already starting to suffer from brain freeze!"

Joey looked up and let a drop of snow to touch his tongue. "Yah, well, it's a winter wonderland. "He commented. Suddenly, a huge light bulb appeared over his head. "Why don't we go caroling!" he said as his light bulb flared. "We could get tea to come, and we could raise money for...um...Egyptian Pharaoh Returns Day!" Tristan hustled up to Joey, looking at him annoyed. "Hoo-rah." he said unexcited.

Yami turned to Joey, "I don't sing." He said bluntly. "Nice of you to join us. Let's go, then." Yami started to walk down the sidewalk.

(( Tries to picture Yami singing in the English dub voice... ROFL XDDDD ))

" Hn... I bet Yugi will! "He said. He then remembered Yuugi's solo in choir. Meep. Okay, maybe not. "Well, we could always have your face on a Christmas ornament!" he joked, grinning at the thought.

"I'm sure they'd sell real quickly. Maybe we should start a chain store of just my face." Yami rolled his eyes.

Tristan scooped a snow ball from the ground, packed it and aimed it at Joey. SMACK! Joey went tumbling to the side. Joey grinned, took the head of a snowman nearby, and tossed it at Tristan.

Oy... idiots. We'll never get to the game shop. Yami shook his head slowly.

Joey straightened himself, waving his hand in victory as the grumbling Tristan caught up. "That'd be really swell, and we could have a friendship store just for tea!" he said following the joke.

Yami shrugged. "It's only fair, seeing as you and Tristan already have chain stores." He snorted.

Tristan was covered in snow, not in the mood to talk, just glared at Joey. Joey completely ignored him as he ran ahead of Yami as he saw the game shop. "Is My cocoa in there?" he yelled.

"The mix is!" Yami called back. "HEY, wait for us!" Yami scrambled to dig up Tristan from the mound of snow that lay over him.

Tristan muttered a thanks and pulled himself up. "Remind me to get revenge on Joey later." he said as he caught up with Joey.

Yami approached the game store door and opened it up, expecting Yuugi's grandpa to greet them, but none did.

Joey invited himself in, racking up his coat and stepped into the dark shop. "Gramps?" he yelled into the house uncertainly. Tristan rummaged for the light and flicked it on.

Where's my grandpa at? Yami, switch. Now. Yuugi took control of his own body. "Grandpa?" He called. There was no answer.

"That's weird..." Yuugi looked around slowly, "Gramps?" He called again.

Joey scratched his head as he looked around. Nothing LOOKED different. He knew Yugi cared for his grandfather more than you'd believe. Maybe he left a note..or maybe this is more than that.

Um, Yuugi? Yami said. Not now, I'm trying to figure out where grandpa went. Yugi responded, irritated. But Yuugi... Yami began. I SAID NOT NOW Yuugi snapped.

Joey and Tristan searched up and down, even in cabinets for the missing grandfather. Joey was at the moment looking through the cupboard when he heard the door creak open. He popped his head out of the cupboard and questioned, " Gramps..?

Yuugi ran into his room, searching everywhere. "GRAMPA!" Yuugi sighed at the silence that answered his cry and slinked back downstairs. "Joey, Tristan... I can't find him anywhere."

" Hello boys!" Solomon's voiced boomed as he carried 2 bags of groceries in his hands. Joey nearly fell down in shock. " Eh?" grandpa said in curiosity. Joey stood up and inched away towards Yuugi's room. " He's home Yug'" Joey said laughing in relief. God that old geezer has a way of scaring anyone half to death that way.

Yuugi ran down the stairs. "GRANDPA!" Yuugi was on the final step when he tripped and fell on his face. "Ow."

Tristan looked across the room, eyes in complete circles. "You went SHOPPING?" he said demandingly. "You nearly scared us all to death!

Yuugi got up slowly. "I need to stop falling." He said to himself. "GRANDPA! You could've left a note!"

" Ohoho! I didn't think it'd worry you that much!" he said laughing. " I've got a surprise for you two!" he said as he pulled out a letter.

"Suprise? Let me see!"

"It seems that Professor Hawkins has invited us for a tour of Egypt!" he said as he pulled out 3 tickets. "He's reserved a hotel for us and we'll be leaving tomorrow!" he added cheerfully. "You can invite one friend." he said as packed away his groceries.

"Just one? Well then that's a no-brainer. Joey, want to go with us?" Yuugi looked up at his best friend, hopefully.

" Well, I'm up fer it!" Joey said as he peered at the groceries and swiped a bag of potato chips. " I'll need the sun-tan though! Unless you want me to burn to a crisp. I'd think a tan would be good for you though." he said as he munched on a chip. Solomon immediately -hmph- ed and took the bag from Joey.

Yuugi... Yami softly said. Yea, what's up? Yuugi asked. Are we really going to Egypt? Yami asked cautiously. Well... It sure looks like it! Yuugi smiled.

The next day Yuugi awoke from his bed stretching and putting on his puzzle. "Well, today's the day!" He jumped out of bed and ran downstairs "GRAAAAANDPAAAAAA!"

Solomon heard yugi's call of excitement as he made breakfast. He had dressed in tourist fashion, multicolored shirt on hand. ( I think he's the tourist type, he'll be like, let's go see that! And that! ) He had his " cool" black shades on, and his casual cap over his head. " Slow down! Breakfast first!"

Yuugi stood in the living room for a moment. "OH RIGHT." He ran upstairs again, grabbing a suitcase from under his bed and plopping it on the bed. "OK, so what to bring..."

Yuugi carefully laid out his clothes that he wanted to take and placed them in the suitcase, along with the other essentials he needed and closed the suitcase. "There, all packed!"

Solomon heard Yuugi's call of excitement as he made breakfast. He had dressed in tourist fashion, multicolored shirt on hand. ( I think he's the tourist type, he'll be like, let's go see that! And that! ) He had his "cool" black shades on, and his casual cap over his head. " Slow down! Breakfast first!"

Joey rummaged through his bag, double checking. Toothbrush, check. Clothes, check. Prank tools, check. Sun-lotion, Check. Comb? AW, who needs it. He then heaved one bag over his shoulder as he lugged the wheeled one in his other hand. He then added the final touch with his - I'm on vacation! Get out of the way!- hat. He just hoped Yugi didn't bring his leather attire.

PSST! Hey REVIEW PLEASE. My first fan-fiction on this site. Please post suggestions. At the moment we're totally brain dead.