My second crack fic, really crappy, kind of weird (even I think so) The idea of this was given to me by a friend

Warning: PURE CRACK seriously, I dont even think it makes any sense, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

But reviews are very much appreciated

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KHR IN ANY WAY


When Byakuran Fall's in Love


Byakuran: (fall's in love at first sight) Will you Marry me? (hands red rosses)

Mystery person Byakuran falls in love with: ............

Byakuran: (Heart leaps then jumps with joy) YES!!!!!!!!!

At the church.

Preist: .... uhm... Byakuran-san, are you sure?

Byakuran: YES YES YES. Now marry us or die (says with creepy smile on his face. Deathly aura around him)

Priest: A-A-H YES O-O-OF COURSE!!!!

1 hour later.

Preist: Byakuran-san, do you take this... er... one, as your lawfully wedded wife?

Byakuran: I do

Preist: And do you, ____-san, take Byakuran-san as your lawfully wedded husband?

Mystery person Byakuran Fell in love with: .....

Byakuran: Aww, silence means yes (Grins)

Preist: O-oh (sweatdrops then wipes forehead), then do you both promise, to be by each other's side, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?

Byakuran: Yes

Mystery person: .....

Preist: You may now eat-- err, kiss the Bride

Byakuran: (eats bride)

Everyone:...........

Shoichi: … (grrr.) urgh.. I-I-I t-think I'm gonna – (pukes)

Preist: Would you like the funeral to be done today sir?

Byakuran: (cries) Oh Giants Marshmallow-chan, our time together was short. SO SHORT!!! WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME!!!!?? (Cries)

Preist: There there (pats back)

Byakuran: (see's a packet of marshmallows) OH!! CAN WE GET MARRIED?? (says to marshmallow packet)

Marshmallow packet: ....

Byakuran: (stares at priest with evil grin)

Priest: ...... (scoots away slowly)

Everyone: ………….. (scoots away too)

Preist: (Run's)

Byakuran: (chases) WAIT!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ARE WEDDING??

Everyone: (sweatdrops/laughs/faints)

Me: ………………… r&r?

Byakuran: (still chasing with packet of marshmallows at hand) WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!