My second crack fic, really crappy, kind of weird (even I think so) The idea of this was given to me by a friend
Warning: PURE CRACK seriously, I dont even think it makes any sense, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
But reviews are very much appreciated
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KHR IN ANY WAY
When Byakuran Fall's in Love
Byakuran: (fall's in love at first sight) Will you Marry me? (hands red rosses)
Mystery person Byakuran falls in love with: ............
Byakuran: (Heart leaps then jumps with joy) YES!!!!!!!!!
At the church.
Preist: .... uhm... Byakuran-san, are you sure?
Byakuran: YES YES YES. Now marry us or die (says with creepy smile on his face. Deathly aura around him)
Priest: A-A-H YES O-O-OF COURSE!!!!
1 hour later.
Preist: Byakuran-san, do you take this... er... one, as your lawfully wedded wife?
Byakuran: I do
Preist: And do you, ____-san, take Byakuran-san as your lawfully wedded husband?
Mystery person Byakuran Fell in love with: .....
Byakuran: Aww, silence means yes (Grins)
Preist: O-oh (sweatdrops then wipes forehead), then do you both promise, to be by each other's side, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?
Byakuran: Yes
Mystery person: .....
Preist: You may now eat-- err, kiss the Bride
Byakuran: (eats bride)
Everyone:...........
Shoichi: … (grrr.) urgh.. I-I-I t-think I'm gonna – (pukes)
Preist: Would you like the funeral to be done today sir?
Byakuran: (cries) Oh Giants Marshmallow-chan, our time together was short. SO SHORT!!! WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME!!!!?? (Cries)
Preist: There there (pats back)
Byakuran: (see's a packet of marshmallows) OH!! CAN WE GET MARRIED?? (says to marshmallow packet)
Marshmallow packet: ....
Byakuran: (stares at priest with evil grin)
Priest: ...... (scoots away slowly)
Everyone: ………….. (scoots away too)
Preist: (Run's)
Byakuran: (chases) WAIT!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ARE WEDDING??
Everyone: (sweatdrops/laughs/faints)
Me: ………………… r&r?
Byakuran: (still chasing with packet of marshmallows at hand) WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!
