It's been quite some time since I've posted anything, and I had written this silly little song months ago - before I even knew there was a fanfiction section on this site based around ArtixEntertainment's games. I wrote it while listening to "Shitlist" by L7 while playing DragonFable, and I hope you enjoy it. I know I was giggling my head off while I wrote it.

I don't own Artix, DragonFable, ArtixEntertainment, or L7.

"Artix Theme Song"
adapted from "Shitlist" by L7

When you get mad
And you get pissed
Grab a pen
And write out a list
Of all the undead
That won't be missed
You better call Artix

For all the ones
In Amityvale
Artix
For all the vamps
Who make our faces pale
Artix
For Doomwood and Moonridge getting dissed
Artix
You better call Artix

Artix Artix

When you get mad
And you get pissed
Artix
Grab a pen
And write out a list
Artix
Of all those necromancers
Who won't be missed Artix
You better call Artix

Artix Artix