this is an orinigal story by raven bloodyrose666spiderebonymoonmoon. No flames or preps alloud.
chapter 1: secrets
Claire Deering was worked at a place called jurrasic world. She has many freinds but also there was a lot of peple who did'nt like her. She gav them a carfree middul fingur bcuz they wur stupid preps. Claire was goffic, and she died her heir black because it was like deaf.
Owen Graydy aslo worked at jurasic wurld. He trened velocraptors for igen and vic hoksins. One day, he cam up to claire and asked if they could have hot sex. She said yes, and they did it where the rapturs could wach. when they were dun, they held eech othur and listened to kiss from a Rose by Seel. Clare tuned to Owen and sed: I have a secrit to tel u. Owen look at her sadlee and ask wat. She looked away and say: I don wanna talk aboutit.
Next day, Claire cuting rists when nok at door. Owen is was back with roses, and he was ask for second chanz. Claire say no, and he goed away. she got dress in all in black, because blak was favorite colur. She never wore aneething but black. When she put on her pink heals, he went to find Owen agen. She want sex very baldee. They find each other an kiss with rapturs, but Owen not hapy. He ask her what going on, and she loook sadlee at him.
"Owen, I am have secret."
"what is secret, Claire?"
"I am stegoceratops".
He look surprise and gasp. "That is impossible!
She nodding and cry.
"Pwen, I verey sad. i want normal like al girls."
He lift chin with fingur.
"Clar, I luv you 4ever. I no not care if your hibryd dinosaur, we can do sex."
He otuched her stegoceragina and she happy. Suddinlee, Wu jumped out of corner.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"
Clare jump up with mad,
"We sex and love . U no understand because asian!"
Woo wuz med at them and yel loudur
i report you to masarni bcuz no sex alloud on work tiem!"
Clar an owen gaspsed.
"no!"
Claire change into stegocertaops an kill Wu to remove evdense. Owen sie with releef and rub her snowt.
"Claire, we have much adventure, and much sex. Love you."
"luv yiu two," she sed, an I hope we much sex more in futur."
he nod happy
"Yes, Claire, we-"
***TSJWFEW***
Owen sat up in bed, barely suppressing a scream. Claire moaned as she heard his heavy, panicked breathing.
"What's wrong?"
"I had a terrible nightmare."
She yawned.
"What kind?"
"It was . . . Oh, god! I can't even describe it! Nothing made sense, and the grammar was atrocious!"
Claire blinked.
"Grammar? What kind of a dream has grammar in it?"
Owen's face fell. He looked down at his hands with empty eyes.
"Claire . . . We don't exist."
"What?"
"This isn't real. We're fictional characters. Nothing we do or say matters. Our lives mean nothing."
Claire cocked her head.
"Owen . . . Do you need sleeping medication?"
He looked into her eyes with tears pouring down his cheeks like glossy pearls of despair.
"There is no rest for us. When the story ends, we end."
Claire shrugged.
"Well, I don't see how that's-"
SUDDENLY, A GIANT CENTIPEDE BURST THROUGH THE WALL AND-
***TSJPFEW***
Ellie Sattler woke up screaming. Alan stirred beside her, groaning with exhaustion.
"Did you have the meta centipede dream again?"
She cuffed him.
"None of your business. Go back to sleep."
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