22 reasons why Puck is better than Ash:
He's a literal soulless ginger
He can turn into a bird and fly
He can duplicate himself
He has a tan,
He can bend the truth like no other
He's always there for Meghan
He has magic balls, like literal little balls that turn into animals
He's older, therefore in his own way wiser, therefore better
He can disobey Oberon and live
He's funnier, as in he actually has a sense of humor beyond killing and freezing things
He can also turn into a horse
He can give instant nose jobs
He can sleep through class and get away with it
He can ride the bus, and not puke or get super weak from the iron
He can make books fly
He's warm and cuddly
He can steal from Titiana and get away with it
He likes apples
He can make his hair move
He wrote the friggen book
He doesn't interrupt Meghan when she's giving a speech… even if he's in pain or possibly dying…
Need I say it, the one thing never mentioned but we all know… DAT ASS!
If you don't agree so be it but let's face it Puck's just one of those lovable characters you only occasionally want to kill…
