A bunny in the Varia
-Bunny-senpai! It's totally your fault!
- No!
- Shishi~. For the first time I agree with the stupid frog.
- Traitor!
Oh! Hey there! I'm the one they call „Bunny-senpai" or „Rabbit peasant" whatever… You may be interested why are we hanging upside down in the middle of our current enemy's HQ. 2 words: evil curtains! Such an interesting story and I promis I'll tell you, but first, let me be a selfish bitch and I'll tell you how I end up as the infamous Varia's cloud guardian.
Not a long story really. I was bored as hell. Every day was the same since my bros were killed by some henchmen of an evil bitch.
I was the part of an independent assasin and thief group. Yeah they were my 4 bros. We were quite succesfull and famous in the maffia world. We weren't against the Vongola, so they let us be; sometimes did some job together… Good old days… Daydream end!
I asked my friend for a little help when I ended up alone. She works for the Vongola's outside advisor or something… I haven't really payed attention, I was eating a cake that time…
So… I was a bit suprised when some member of the Varia Sky squad appeared in my streets. I immadiatly threw away the random guy I was hitting. (Hitting street gang members is very relaxing, and good for the health v.v)
Later they told me- No. My subordinates the Cloud squad members told me, that they know a lot of crazy guy *coughthewholeVariacough*, but they've never ever thought they have to find someone like Fran. I'm not like Fran! I mean we're just hat bros!
The sky guys throw me into a car, then out of it, and finally to a huge dark room. (Wow! I forgot how kindly they treated me. If we're back I must avenge it! Ehehe.) My deliverers excuse themselves and left me there with two guys: an angry looking who were lying in a throne legs on the table. His parents've never taught him manners?... I guess he's my new boss Xanxus… and there was a-
-VOI! – loud bastard who's parents definetly were deaf or had problems with hearing. Or he wants more attenti- VOI BASTARD! Are you listening?!
- Not for long if you continue shouting like this. Would you repeat yourself please?
- Trash. Will you obey me?
- Yes. – You asked so nicely, how can I refuse?
- From now you're the Varia's cloud guardian and the head of the Cloud squad. Shark trash show the rabbit trash around!
- VOOOI! I'M NOT A –
- Servant. Yes you're so show me around Servant Commander before the boss actully throws a bottle at you.
- VOOOOOOOI! – needless to say the whole mansion echoed. – I'LL KILL YOU FUCKING RABBIT! – and he started to case me. As I think back I can say I'd never been showed around that quickly...
- What do you want Squ-chan? – Flamboyant guy… I guess his name is Lussuria… Every member were in the hall. What? I did my homework plus the whole sane world know them! - MA! What are you doing?! – Yeah I was balancing on the edge of the sofa and trying not to get stabbed. The angry shark was in front of me, the other Varia guys were in the other side. I was balancing between them. Oh, how poeti- STAB-STAB-STAB-STAB. Four knife landed in my head. I fell down dramatically and landed in front of the now shocked Shark Commander.
- Bel-chan!
- VOI! Stupid trash why did you killed him?! That shitty rabbit supposed to be the new cloud guardian!
- Ushishishi~. Weaklings can't be members.
- Fake prince-senpai it wasn't nice. But fallen princes can't be nice right? Auch. This proves my right. – said a boy in a monoton voice now with some knifes in his head too.
- Ehehehehehe! I'm sooo dead! That was nice Froggie! – I sat up and pulled out the knifes from the back of my bunny head.
- Shishi~. You're not dead peasant?
- Should I? I'm the deadly pink bunny after all! – the others deadpanned. Oh! Forgot to tell my favourite activity is annoye my surroundings like this: *PING* I broke a knife *PING* and the next *PING* and the last. – And I'm not a peasant. – I stood up and swept the invisible dust with a little irritation. Me? Peasant?!
-Newcomer-san I think you should run – recommended the Frog to the Bunny. I looked at him then to the blond who was laughing creepily, darkly, than I looked back to Fran.
- I think you're right again… But running is tiring… Fake-prince-san can't we play some other time? Even bunnies need their beauty sleep. – I patted my bunny cheeks. But maybe the fake-prince thing was a little bit too much, because he lit his ring and was about to open his box.
- Noooooo! - Lussuria and Levi got him just in time.
- Let me go perverted peasants! I want to kill that bastard!
- VOI! The last time you burned down half of the mansion! And you tra-! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU STUPID RABBIT!
- Sorry I was thirsty. Please continue. – Nah! I really was!
- Lussuria. Levi. Let Bel go. – oh-ho… he's not shouting… And what is this dark aura?
- Visone tempesta. – a storm type mink appeared. – Kill him Mink! – The mink attacked.
- Arere! It won't attack me. – The mink attacked! Squalo! Ehehe, you can imagine him running, screaming and swunging around with his sword. We were watching naturally. When the little one finished it's work turned to me, stared for a little (I guess it stared, I couldn't see it's eyes) and jumped onto my shoulder.
- What the hell. - Herd choir. Just like some rock concert.
- Told you it- sorry he won't attach me. – Mink started rubbing his cheek to my bunny face – Ehehehe, okay-okay! I give up! I give you some! Wait, not the bunny! – he pushed off my bunny hat and it landed on the ground with a light thud. I pulled up my goggles to my eyes then picked up my hat. – What? – Why are they staring? I think I'll freak out…
- You're a… girl?
- Err… Yeah? – Well, last time I checked I was one. I had long wavy dark hair a feminine face. I guess my clothes are the cause of this misunderstanding. I'm wearing a pair of dark red boots, a skinny black jeans with some differend coloured belts, a holster, a red-yellow T-shirt with a black jacket over it, a paire of black gloves and a red scarf. Yeah. Definitly the clothes!
- And what's the goggles for?
- I've got demon eyes and I can stare right into your anatomy and some people don't like it.– as Marshall Lee would said I think. Except for the last part.
- Demoneyes? You mean Killjoy Demoneyes?! – Choire again. Is it really the Varia mansion? Am I in the right place? Universe? Dimension?
- Oh-oh. I guess you haven't done your homework. Shark-trash, why aren't you shouting now?! Anyway, nice to meet you. – I smiled at them.
- Oh~! Nice to meet you too~! I'm Lussuria, but you can call me Luss-nee! – he greeted me with a bone breaking hug.
-'kay! But… need… air!
- Shishi~ but every member of that group was killed long ago. – When I finally could breathe again, I walked over and slapped Squalo. It was a nice bitch slap. He immediately reborned with a Tsuna-like roar.
- VOOOOOOOOOI! What was that for rabbit trash?! –I think he's angry…
- As you may see, I'm not a ghost. – Bel just smiled wider. Nice guy always smiling…
- Nice slap Bunny-senpai. – clapped Fran.
- Thanks! – I bowed at him. Than a soft klick could be heard. Oh-oh.
- Boss! – Levi was immediately at his side. Nerd. Wait! Is that me, or the whole hall's temperature dropped?
- Shark-trash you're too noisy. – He aimed with his gun and…
- Boss please don't! – he looked at me – The deadly pink rabbit. Anyway don't kill him yet please. – I don't know why maybe beacused I asked nicely and smiled kindly he said a whatever and left with the nerd. Squalo was gaped.
I patted the minks head what was hiding seconds ago behind my head. Then I reached to my pocket and give him some mink-snack. He brushed his face to mine then I returned him to his master.
-Shishi~. That was nice peasant! Why didn't he attacked you?
- Boss, or your mink?
- Both.
- Because I'm fabulous! And don't call me peasant. I'm a lady after all.
- Lady? Where? Oh! You meant yourself Bunny-senpai? I got it!
- Luss-nee, I guess I want frog steak for dinner! – grinned evilly at a certain frog.
- The prince thinks he'll accept you. Anyway. Why did you saved the Shark's ass?
- Aww, I'm touched. –said me as faked some happy tears. Wait! – Hey, Servant Commander, I still don't know which is my room!
- Ushishishi~
All right children, the lights are out, and the party is over. It's time for me to start running and say goodbye for a while.
