Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.


A/N:

Hi:)

So this collection of one-shots will simply be me trying out tons of stuff. Stiles of writing, happy, fun story ideas, grammar features I need to practice, etc. All while trying to make you all smile.

All the more I would love all the feedback you are willing to offer me.

I can't wait to hear from all of you :)

If you have questions I'd love to hear them any time.

I hope there will be tons of joy for you in this collection. I plan and hope to make it a phantasmagorical one. So all bets are off.

Only one thing is sure:

Addie117, My Love, this whole collection is dedicated to you. I hope it will bring you at least a fraction of the joy you deserve in life! Because if I had to choose one word to describe you, this would be it: intrepid. You are the bravest person I know. Happy belated special day:) I hope to give you back all the wonderful you have brought into my life ever since we first started talking and many many more special days with this, your collection.


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B: He is the cutest.

K: He isn't cuter than me!

B: Kurt, he is.

K: Isn't.

B: Kurt, you are beautiful. Stunning. Breathtaking.

K: Really?

B: Kurt, Love, you left cute behind years ago. Somewhere in your Junior year. I think you left cute at Dalton. You were different back at McKinley. Long before I joined you.

K: You really think so?

B: Yeah.

K: Well, you are still /

B: The cutest?

K: No, that was always me … back then.

B: Right.

K: You're still the most adorably dorky nerd I've ever had the pleasure to love.

B: Mmh. Have had many of those, have you?

K: Dozens. … Blaine!

B: What? I am not allowed to tackle my hot lover unto our bed?

K: No one says unto anymore. And no, not with Balu still sitting there yawing and half wet from the bath he just had.

B: Who's idea was it again to call our pet dragon Balu?

K: You have to ask?

B: I have to ask!

K: You have to ask!

B: How drunk was I when I made you agree?

K: It wasn't exactly what you said that convinced me.

B: … What did I do?

K: What didn't we do!

B: Oh.

K: I'm kidding. You were way too drunk for anything really, well except …

B: Except …?

K: It's been a long time since I last saw you jumping on furniture singing loudly … wait … I don't think I have ever seen you jumping around on furniture singing songs from The Jungle Book. Mulan ... maybe. AHH! No, stop tickling, mehe … ha, ahh, Blaine. I give up. I surrender. I surrender!

B: You better. Now …, where did Balu go?

K: We should really at least google 'How to raise a hyperactive pet dragon?' one of these days.

B: We should?

K: Yes. I think he is taking after you.

B: You think? Mmh?

K: Blaine, oh my gosh, no, stop, you know I … I … I, ha, how ticklish I am.

B: Oh I know.