Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
A/N:
Hi:)
So this collection of one-shots will simply be me trying out tons of stuff. Stiles of writing, happy, fun story ideas, grammar features I need to practice, etc. All while trying to make you all smile.
All the more I would love all the feedback you are willing to offer me.
I can't wait to hear from all of you :)
If you have questions I'd love to hear them any time.
I hope there will be tons of joy for you in this collection. I plan and hope to make it a phantasmagorical one. So all bets are off.
Only one thing is sure:
Addie117, My Love, this whole collection is dedicated to you. I hope it will bring you at least a fraction of the joy you deserve in life! Because if I had to choose one word to describe you, this would be it: intrepid. You are the bravest person I know. Happy belated special day:) I hope to give you back all the wonderful you have brought into my life ever since we first started talking and many many more special days with this, your collection.
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B: He is the cutest.
K: He isn't cuter than me!
B: Kurt, he is.
K: Isn't.
B: Kurt, you are beautiful. Stunning. Breathtaking.
K: Really?
B: Kurt, Love, you left cute behind years ago. Somewhere in your Junior year. I think you left cute at Dalton. You were different back at McKinley. Long before I joined you.
K: You really think so?
B: Yeah.
K: Well, you are still /
B: The cutest?
K: No, that was always me … back then.
B: Right.
K: You're still the most adorably dorky nerd I've ever had the pleasure to love.
B: Mmh. Have had many of those, have you?
K: Dozens. … Blaine!
B: What? I am not allowed to tackle my hot lover unto our bed?
K: No one says unto anymore. And no, not with Balu still sitting there yawing and half wet from the bath he just had.
B: Who's idea was it again to call our pet dragon Balu?
K: You have to ask?
B: I have to ask!
K: You have to ask!
B: How drunk was I when I made you agree?
K: It wasn't exactly what you said that convinced me.
B: … What did I do?
K: What didn't we do!
B: Oh.
K: I'm kidding. You were way too drunk for anything really, well except …
B: Except …?
K: It's been a long time since I last saw you jumping on furniture singing loudly … wait … I don't think I have ever seen you jumping around on furniture singing songs from The Jungle Book. Mulan ... maybe. AHH! No, stop tickling, mehe … ha, ahh, Blaine. I give up. I surrender. I surrender!
B: You better. Now …, where did Balu go?
K: We should really at least google 'How to raise a hyperactive pet dragon?' one of these days.
B: We should?
K: Yes. I think he is taking after you.
B: You think? Mmh?
K: Blaine, oh my gosh, no, stop, you know I … I … I, ha, how ticklish I am.
B: Oh I know.
