Season One
1. The day we first met
I never would have guessed
you would change my life.
2. We got your stuff back
from your cheating ex-boyfriend.
He's an idiot.
3. Talks in photo booths
make me realise we have
groovy kind of love.
4. You blushed when I said
that I saw everything.
(Even your gumbo pot)
5. You freaked out when I
bought you roses and my feet
pointed towards you.
6. You have such patience
and this great optimism
which I cannot match.
7. I'd be lying if
I said I wasn't slightly
jealous about Paul.
8. You worried about sex.
I told you that you're awesome
and needn't worry.
9. Your big eyes lit up
seeing all the Christmas lights
and it warmed my heart.
10. You're so generous
and big-hearted to your friends.
It amazes me.
11. Julia disliked you,
but that doesn't mean I do.
I think you are great.
12. Our almost-threesome
was weird even for us two.
Let's not repeat that.
13. You were at Schmidt's door.
Thinking about you with him?
It makes my blood boil.
14. You write cheesy songs
and I kill plants but at least
we're weird together.
15. You stayed by my side
when I had that cancer scare.
I'm glad you're around.
16. You're a part of our
group of dysfunctional friends.
We're a family.
17. Russell's good for you.
He has his life together.
When will that be me?
18. Don't recall much but
I meant it when I said you're
one of the good ones.
19. Schmidt told you I think
of you when I 'self-complete'.
I'm very sorry.
20. Russell has it all.
Everything you could want.
That's including you.
21. We laughed and joked
about how embarrassing
we both really are.
22. Shook my ass at you
whilst you yelled your damn head off.
You drive me crazy.
23. You told me that I
deserve something amazing
and I deserve love.
24. At night I came back
blasting some 80s rock song.
I came back for you.
Season Two
1. I pulled you closer
as we laughed about how life sucks.
But it gets better.
2. Thoughts of hurting you
made me worry so I made you
an old fashion drink.
3. Winston scared me but
I still built that damn dresser.
I'd do anything.
4. Hipsters and dumb pranks.
It is a weird life but it's
where I'm at right now.
5. I question my friendships
but not my friendship with you.
I'm glad you're my friend.
6. You should be with a
guy who's crazy 'bout you.
(I'm crazy 'bout you)
7. Despite doubts and fears
I just wanted you to know:
I believe in you.
8. The parent trap failed
But you needn't be upset.
Your parents love you.
9. You leaned on me
As Winston read my novel.
I felt warm within.
10. You wanted a tub,
which seemed so typically 'you'.
You're adorable.
11. You are the kind of
girl a guy would come back for.
I know this too well.
12. Thanks for when you said
Angie did not deserve me.
Whatever that means.
13. I want to believe
when you say I'm not broken.
But I'm not convinced.
14. Pepperwoods' one friend:
Small in stature but not spunk.
She's his Gal Friday.
15. I kissed you in the
hallway and it was like a
Goddamn fairytale.
16. I danced like a fool
to make you smile because I
can't bear your sad eyes.
17. Damn Schmidt's bad timing
in the hallway when you said
you dropped your fishsticks.
18. I acted unphased
but my heart clenched when I saw
you with someone else.
19. All I can say is:
You will always be the door
I'll want to walk through.
20. As I watched you sing
and dance whilst dressed as Elvis,
I knew I loved you.
21. Yes, it was a date.
Yes, I should have told you that.
I was too afraid.
22. The photo I sent,
you refused to delete it.
Do you still have that?
23. My dad was right when
he said the best things happen
when you're not thinking.
24. I kissed your shoulder
and smiled like a clown thinking of
memories from last night.
25. We had uncalled it.
I knew it was always you.
You're the one for me.
