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The Black Kit-Part I
by Charles Jacob Long (1) Offline or Private
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Rated: E · Short Story · Fanfiction · #2079919
A physician's bag travels backwards in time due to an accident.
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The date was June 25, 2537.
And it was about a certain Doctor of Medicine of this generation that we were concerned with. Her name was González—Margarita González, ., M.D.. She was a general practitioner, and did not hold with running to specialists with every trifling ailment because she was among the best of the best of general practitioners of her generation. She often said as much, in approximately these words: "Now, what I mean is you got a severe case of Barnabas syndrome. See, what I mean, Mr. Marsh? Well, now a good old hypospray viral of Zinsen will keep you happy for fourteen days and nights, Mr. Marsh. So, I'm gonna give you three vials for your family's hypospray, okay Mr. Marsh? Good. Very good. Very good, Mr. Marsh."
But from this, do not imagine that Dr. González was a poor doctor. She could remove tonsils or appendixes, assist at practically any confinement and deliver a living, uninjured infant, correctly diagnose hundreds of ailments, and prescribe and administer the correct medication or treatment for each. There was, in fact, only one thing she could not do in the medical line, and that was, violate the ancient canons of medical ethics. And Dr. González knew better than to try.
Dr. González and a few friends were chatting one evening when the event occurred that precipitates her into the story. She had been through a regular hard day at the clinic, and she wished her temporal physicist husband Abraxas González, ., ., Ph.D., would shut up so she could tell everybody about it. But González kept rambling on, in his stilted fashion: "And so I create these here tube numbers that says, 'Series circuit. And I built my temporal machine, then I'd sit down at it and turn on the temporal machine. That's all I did—that's all I did."
"Say," marveled his wife, "you remember real good, don't you, hon?" She gave him a melting smile, denounced her wish that her husband would shut up.
"Hell," said González modestly, "I always remember good. It's what you call photographic memory. And besides I told it to that android secretary of mine, so he wrote it down for me. Now, where was I?"
"You said your completed your temporal machine."
Dr. González's noble brow grooved with thought, and he declared: "That's right, my beloved. It was about time travel. What we call travel through time. So I took the tube numbers I had created and I put them into the circuit-builder; I set it for 'series' and there it is—my temporal machine. It travels things through time real good." He'd then displayed a circular platform at the table.
"What's in the circular platform?" asked a lovely guest's wife.
Dr. González told her: "Time travel. It travels things through time. It's a temporal transporter."
"Look," said González, the temporal physicist. He took his wife's medical black kit and put it on the circular platform. He then turned on the circular platform and the medical black kit dematerialized throughout time and space by now.
"Say," said Dr. González, "that was fantastic. Now bring it back."
"Huh?"
"Please dear, bring back my medical black kit."
"Well," said Dr. González, "they don't come back. I tried it backwards and they don't come back. I guess maybe I created a bum steer."
"I guess you did, hon."
After their guests had left, and their children fast asleep in their beds. The González soon had sexual intercourse in their own bed, not thinking about where or when that medical black kit had go to. Beside, she could just easily go down to the clinic's replicator and replicate another medical black kit and its equipment that would allow her to perform tonsillectomies, appendectomies and the most difficult confinements, and with which she could diagnose and cure her kind without a hitch to spare. Meanwhile, an android by the name of Otis was kinda nasty about the missing medical black kit, but Dr. González didn't exactly remember what had happened, so no tracer was sent out, except a chroniton radiator, so there was no problem, then, right?
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