On daey Armin fought ''HEY guyz erun, mikaka and lovi y dont wee go to for pocneck 2day 2gether right noww!1!'' eronge sed ''shure'', mikoso said no thing butt noddy, lavi sed ''oki if u guise wash 1st''.

Thennen they went to went pocnewk at the park, and they wer ther. Othr guise frome severed corpse wer ther 2. Jeans and markos ghost (spoilder sorrey?(, potattys gerl + conman, kristal and ymoo. Beret aend Ernie wer wiv annie tho caus annie wuz kinda meen? and no1 else rlly wantd to sit wif her, all teh niec ppl were takenn end gayin the place up wiv ther baes - alsoe markoe wuz ded (o w8 i sed thet alreadey nvm!).

Soe it wuz then thaet Ardvark Alley sed to Arin, ''u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uu-u-u-u-um Eron yager-jayger-jagger-yoghurt-gayger?''

Erin lookked up ^ armoo wiv sporkle in eye lyke the stuarz nite evn tho it wazunt nite yet, his here flowwedd in teh breoz. ''Hai, armune-kunt?''

Armunk leend cloz 2 erun to wispr but Mikoko got edgy aend pullerd amen bak ''armix ikf u wnt 2 saey summin we kan all here, we iz frends till end pls DON U TRUCSKT ME R-MIN?'' mikak sed.

''W-weell..'' Armin loookoked arund, bashfiercely n then sed ''tittens r mey fetiosh''. Mikaso faceplummed end levi wuz lyke ''...er... lol...WTFWTHLMFAOPMSLBBQYOLOOMGOMGZZZ'' in a monotin vioce. But den erone wuz lyke, ''arem, i fink we wer ment 2 be, heyy lil mothr lemme whispa in yo eer''. Every1 else didnt here teh convo tho so fuk them they aint import. Wat was import wacs thaet mikoto aend levi wuz lyke, sccurred for liayfe bye dis point. So dey lookked eech ovfr stoikalli aend mikasu wuxz like '' lol, eren, b good ok - or ill fukkin shrek ya'' aend then levi aend miku went somewher 2 luv eech ovr caus pip ships thaet shit!

Soe aftr dat it wuz just eren, armin, jean, marko )ghost), krista horribubblee historyz, ymirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, bert an ernie, annie, sasha teh womans shirt and conmeister. Every1 but armink n eron were kindu chill, tho they wer also kindo freeks becuz let me explen they wer kindu freks becuz bernt and ernoy wer loyke, justt a lil bit word, annie isz a bit creppy n evil!. sash wuz tryin to eet everytheng and every1, jen wuz talkin 2 his boyfrends g ost, kristeh x ymir wer the last in da list dna they wer kinduh weird cuz ovf da heigt diff (it was lyke jarod pad-u-loki standin next 2 nataly portmen, u no wat im sayin? lolz.) but w/e.

''Id hav titan secxs wiv u eren butt da fing is, i lok lyke a fukken cokonut when im a psuedo-tittan, so sorrey. im also onli lykeeeeee... 5 meitres n ur rlly tall. although tittans donnt hav dongz or bakdoors doe they? i gess we kant take da booti plunge :'''''('' said armin w/ teers in hies shotah eyebalz, butt to eronk it didnt rlly mattr. ''I luv u all da sem armand, u big crybabby pice of shiit, cmere an lemme snugle u lyke a reel ghey, den he got reeeeeeel clos 2 armen lyke aend wuz like ''mmmmm lemme touche ur dorka dork.''

erwin turned up den end wuz like, were da duk iz that lil shet levi, he meant 2 lov my ballz not mikasoes, but it wuz 2 l8. but itz okey cuz annie wuz ther aend they coud get marriyed if they wnt?/.

in teh end evry1 had a gr8 daey wiv their bae. except 4 jean. cuz marko iz ded. hes ded jen, jean ur dellusionel sorrey.

Butt jusdnt then, a titan pooped out ovf a rlly big bush n screrd evry1. It wuz the ollosal titen aend p much evry1 peed theyr pantaloons. Thenn the titen kulld ervy1 but mikose n levy cuz they wer note there lol it waz nott on porpoise titens have big feet.

Da moral of da storey, wen u c ants b karefil.