Okay, this was written by me and my ABFFITWEW(absolute best female friend in the whole entire world) NeZzIe MoNsTeR(otherwise known as Nina). It has a lot of inside jokes and past experiences, so you might not understand all of it... lol.
Disclaimer: Half of this story belongs to Nezz(see above), and we borrowed an idea from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. We a
Lunch lady by day, supervillan by night. During the day she makes disgusting food for small children; but by night she flies around giving CPR to random people.
Her worst enemy is Emril. She can shoot lazers our of her eyes that turns whatever your eating into school cafeteria pizza.
Even students who have no idea who she really is, have noticed that her eyes glow red sometimes when they complain about the food.
While she is giving CPR to people, she will randomly start singing Tik Tok by Ke$ha because it gives her victims seizures.
The lunch lady is a beloved wife and mother; but they don't know what she does at night.
When students bring thier lunch from home, she turns it into green pizza surprize, and laughs evily.
She also randomly pulls up in unmarked vans and jumps out to lick Robert Pattinson posters at movie theaters, while eating fritos.
After she has done her evil deeds of the day, she breaks out into a weird dance, while singing, making everyone around her go into a seizure.
Then she jumps off the 600th floor of the Empire State building, and turns into THE LUNCH LADY! Then she laughs some more! And her hair is FABULOUS!
I hope you enjoyed it! We wrote this years ago as an 8th grade Pre-AP English project so no flames please! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Im sad to say that the Robert Pattinson thing was done by me at age 13(without the fritos). I am still know as "the chick that licked our poster" at the movie theater.
Love you guys! ^-^ Ta-ta for now!
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6/5/11: I am going to clarify something that seems to keep coming up. My English assignment was to write a story about a super hero or villian. We had a sub that day so the teacher left a message saying, "i want them to be super good everyone! Make them funny and imaginative!" Me and nina got together and wrote it, keeping in mind that I HATED that teacher, with a passion(i have my reasons). We came up with this. Insinuating that we were stupid is just low and i dont want to here about it.
