(A/N: Toad, Toadette, and the Mushroom Kingdom are owned by Nintendo)
LUDWIG'S HAIR APPARENT
Toad and Toadette are...doing nothing. And yet inside of Toad builds an incredible rage that is impossible to control. He suddenly gets up in a tantrum.
Toad: "I can't take this anymore!"
Toadette: "What's wrong?"
Toad: "Look at this thing on my head. What is it?"
Toadette: "What? Oh that polka-dotted bag on your head?"
Toad: "Yeah, why is it there? Why do we all have these instead of having hair?"
Toadette: "I have hair."
Toad: "Please, don't rub it in."
Toadette: sigh "Toad, you're a mushroom. All mushrooms have them!"
Toad: "That's funny, I can't remember the last time I looked at a mushroom and saw a white bag with dots all over it."
Toadette: "Hey don't be mean to me, I'm your girlfriend."
Toad: "...I thought you were my sister?"
Toadette: "Oh...actually I don't really know...maybe I'm mother"
Toad: "Awkwardness. I'm going to leave now."
--Later that day Toad goes into his top-secret laboratory under his house.
Toad: "I want...no, I NEED to get some hair and to get rid of this bulb on my head, but how? I could make a potion of some sort. Or maybe I could build a machine. Yes, one that will give me the hair from anyone in the Mushroom World. I'll call it the " 'Hair Switcher'!"
--Five months later
Toad: "That's it! Finally, it's finished!"
--Toad tosses the mega crossword puzzle he's been doing for five months.
Toad: "Now what was it I wanted to do? Oh yeah, build the 'Hair Switcher'."
--One hour later.
Toad: "Well, that was quick. Then again I am pretty dang smart. Now to get it working I'm going to need to input someone's name. When I do that I will get that person's hair and he will get my polka dot bag thingy. And I know just whose hair I'm going to use." cackle
[To be continued...]
LUDWIG'S HAIR APPARENT
Toad and Toadette are...doing nothing. And yet inside of Toad builds an incredible rage that is impossible to control. He suddenly gets up in a tantrum.
Toad: "I can't take this anymore!"
Toadette: "What's wrong?"
Toad: "Look at this thing on my head. What is it?"
Toadette: "What? Oh that polka-dotted bag on your head?"
Toad: "Yeah, why is it there? Why do we all have these instead of having hair?"
Toadette: "I have hair."
Toad: "Please, don't rub it in."
Toadette: sigh "Toad, you're a mushroom. All mushrooms have them!"
Toad: "That's funny, I can't remember the last time I looked at a mushroom and saw a white bag with dots all over it."
Toadette: "Hey don't be mean to me, I'm your girlfriend."
Toad: "...I thought you were my sister?"
Toadette: "Oh...actually I don't really know...maybe I'm mother"
Toad: "Awkwardness. I'm going to leave now."
--Later that day Toad goes into his top-secret laboratory under his house.
Toad: "I want...no, I NEED to get some hair and to get rid of this bulb on my head, but how? I could make a potion of some sort. Or maybe I could build a machine. Yes, one that will give me the hair from anyone in the Mushroom World. I'll call it the " 'Hair Switcher'!"
--Five months later
Toad: "That's it! Finally, it's finished!"
--Toad tosses the mega crossword puzzle he's been doing for five months.
Toad: "Now what was it I wanted to do? Oh yeah, build the 'Hair Switcher'."
--One hour later.
Toad: "Well, that was quick. Then again I am pretty dang smart. Now to get it working I'm going to need to input someone's name. When I do that I will get that person's hair and he will get my polka dot bag thingy. And I know just whose hair I'm going to use." cackle
[To be continued...]
